Nine weeks ago, two seemingly promising teams met on the fantasy football gridiron. The Sand Gnats and S Murder took to the fake field, but at the end of the day something very "Bill Belichick-like" happened. S Murder destroyed the Gnats by a whopping 103 points. Since, both teams have been floundering around, and not living up to expectations for sure. The Sand Gnats are looking for some redemption after that horrendous effort against Murder. S Murder is looking to steal the collective wallet and keys of the Gnats. It is upon us. Week 10 is here, and it is Unforgiven. That's right, two revenge filled match-ups in two weeks. The under card is the Sand Gnats vs. S Murder, followed by the main event the 4 Horsemen vs. Bad News Kennels (more on this match-up next week).
Have a super week.
1. Anchorman (7-2)
These guys continue to breeze through the competition, and prove me wrong. With no real star on the team, all Anchorman has done is win 3 in a row by an average of 54 points. Anchorman faces a P Drizzle Fo Shizzle squad that has been hit by the injury bug.
2. Prairie Dogs (6-2-1)
The Dogs saw a pretty exciting finish this past week, that's thanks in part to Ben Roethlisberger's 5 touchdown passes. What can I say? These guys seem to be getting all of the breaks, and it doesn't look like it's going to end anytime soon.
3. Mitchell's Men (5-3-1)
Unproven. Show me something.
4. 4 Horsemen (5-4)
"We ain't done yet!" Tom Brady and friends continue to dominate their opponents, which allows their owner to sit back and focus his attentions on other things...WOOOO!!!
5. P Drizzle Fo Shizzle (5-4)
Injuries suck. No doubt this team would be near the top if Ronnie Brown, Javon Walker, and Matt Leinart were still playing. Two consecutive losses have sent the front office scrambling for replacements, but Drizzle will get things right fo shizzle.
6. Sand Gnats (4-5)
We're trying. This definitely the most inconsistent team on the board. The Gnats are still searching for that one week that everything clicks, but we'll wait and see. Once again, the Sand Gnats are looking forward to some good, clean, old fashion hate against S Murder. I'm just kidding brother. Just let me win, and I will forget about everything that happened in week 1.
7. S Murder (3-6)
Coming off a really tough loss to the Prairie Dogs in week 9, but these guys will be amped up week Unforgiven (part 1). You have to ask yourself, can Cleo Lemon produce? If not, he may be swimming with the fishes in Lazaretto Creek. Murder is looking to really sock it to the Gnats, and it will truly be a make believe battle for the ages.
8. Bad News Kennels (3-6)
It looked like things were falling into place for the Kennels, but the Men of Mitch decided to get in the way. Very favorable match-up this week as the Kennels face the ownerless Bear Down Chi Bears.
9. The Boinkers (2-7)
I think this team owner may be focusing the majority of his fantasy attention to his ESPN league team, which is understandable. They're 7-1 and thing couldn't be better for Team Suckit Trebeck. Listen, keep your head up. You are better than the Boinkers record shows. Brothers stick together.
10. Bear Down Chi Bears (4-5)
Disappointing. Thanks for the easy win though. I am between a rock and a hard place at the moment. This team had like 4 quarterbacks on it that many teams could use. My ego is telling me to go in and drop some of his players, but my conscience (courtesy of Brother Whitehead) is telling me to give this lost sheep another chance. You are almost out of chances!!
10 is upon us.
Match-up of the Week: Sand Gnats (4-5) vs. S Murder (3-6)
Upset Alert: P Drizzle Fo Shizzle (5-4) vs. Anchorman (7-2)
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2 comments:
Is it possible to get some of his players cause I sure could use some of them. I'm sure some of you want them too
I would if every team played him once more. There's about 3 teams that don't play him a 2nd time, so no can do. I wish I could give him the boot and get a new team owner, but that isn't an option either.
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