FC Savannah week 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDAq5tyfk9E

Thanks Denny. Now before we crown the asses of week 1 winners, let us look a little bit deeper into the numbers. I don't think is any doubt that Larry and I were hanged out to dry by our respective teams. On paper, we are far superior to the rest of you scrubs, but for some reason our guys didn't really show up for work this week. I think the real winner of week 1 was Pat McCarthy. Seriously, 147 pts. with that team?(just kidding Patrick, keep up the good work) Shane's two man wrecking crew of Tony Romo and Plaxico Burress assured him a huge upset victory over the heavily favored Sand Gnats. Oh by the way, the Commissioner's Office is looking into some questionable moves by Murray that led to his win. The only comment I can make about this matter is that I am dissappointed with some of Murray's tactics. Well they can't all be winners, and a wise man once said "just get better men". Hey, it's only week one! The race for that #1 spot may be to close to call right now, but we'll keep an eye out. Some dark horse teams to look out for this season would be the Bad Newz Kennels and the Sand Gnats. Some teams that may be getting a little too much love are S Murder and the Prairie Dogs (sorry Scott and not sorry Shane, not really professional how you ran the score up on me). Hey Donnie and Jack, see what you're missing out on?

Week 1 Standings
1. S Murder - 1-0-0 w/ 187 pts. *
Anchorman - 1-0-0 w/ 162 pts.
Prairie Dogs - 1-0-0 w/ 128 pts.
4 Horsemen - 1-0-0 w/ 127 pts.
Bear Down Bears - 1-0-0 w/ 108 pts.
2. P Drizzle - 0-1-0 w/ 147 pts. (tough draw)
Mitch's men (super sassy) - 0-1-0 w/ 114 pts.
Boinkers - 0-1-0 w/ 107 pts.
Sand Gnats - 0-1-0 w/ 84 pts.
Bad Newz Kennels - 0-1-0 w/ 77 pts.

* - under further review by league office

- Most interesting matchup of week 2 is Prairie Dogs vs. P Drizzle fo Shizzle.
- Look for some big production in week 2 from the entire Bengals offense, Rex Grossman, Steve Smith, Brian Westbrook, and Donovan McNabb.
- Significant injuries: Eli Manning (Giants), Mike Brown (Bears), Terry Glenn (Cowboys), D.J. Hackett (Seahawks).

See you in week 10 Shane.