Holy Cow!

All of you knew this was coming. It is now time to do some reflecting on what happened this past weekend in Athens. In my search for true brotherdom and Allah Rackbar I stumbled upon a shining star, a diamond in the rough if you will. To protect the innocent I won't use this person real name, but we'll call him/her Scary Croissant(the retards might have to think a little harder about who's name that sounds like). Scary comes across as the type of person who is very loyal to his acquaintances, but he could shove something up your ass at the drop of a hat. Be careful. Croissant is a very warm person, for example when two perfect strangers entered a room, he was the first to welcome them to America. It don't get no better than that brothers! Croissant is also a very good house sitter, and him and "late night kids" get along real well. Boy Scouts couldn't offer better directions. Two young sluts asked us where Generals was, and Scary answered, "I don't know, but you can follow us around for like 2 hours". A real Savannah gentleman.

Now don't get it twisted, we did do other things besides get taught life lessons by Scary. Just ask Donnie, he might be able to tell you a few things that happened. "I bet that girl in the red dress has a pusssssy". I meant to do that. We met a guy from Atlanta that was a vagina (go figure). Oh yeah, there was a football game played on Saturday night. Jack kept us dancing all day and night with his latest game day mix. My personal favorite was "mmm bop", boy that one is timeless. None of you saw this, but Brandon New frog splashed a ping pong table Friday night, and quickly became the new Intercontinental Champ. KENNNEDYYYYYY. All in all it was a pretty successful trip. No sign of Nasty Chicken, but I did find what it means to be a brother. Rick we're all proud of you. You may be 5'6, but you've got a big heart my friend. KENNNNNNNNEDYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, I know this wasn't a conventional top 5, but we want some reader participation. Post your favorite quotes from this past weekend. We'll create a countdown of your favorite gems. POST!!!!

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