Wednesday, October 17, 2007

FC Savannah Power Rankings

First of all, the BCS is a load of crap. No one has a clue where the rankings come or how the Bowl Championship Series works. The FC Savannah Power Rankings are something to be proud of guys. After six weeks of grueling and fake competition, I have compiled a FOOL PROOF ranking system for our league. What I do is rank the teams 1-10 by how good they are. Sounds tricky, I know. There may be some discrepancy from time to time with the rankings and that is expected. My solution to any problems with the Power Rankings is as follows, I will listen to any complaints, but I won't do anything about them. If your team blows make some trades. Anywho, here are the rankings after week 6.

1. P Drizzle Fo Shizzle 4-2
I don't think there is any question about who has the best overall team in this league. We all thought that having the last pick in the draft ment disaster, but that has not been the case. After getting thumped by the Sand Gnats in week 3, P Drizzle has put together 3 easy victories in a row. P Drizzle faces the Men of Mitchell this week. Piece of cake.

2. Anchorman 4-2
This team has surprised me because on paper they don't look like much. Anchorman could be the Colorado Rockies of FC Savannah, the Cinderella team that finds a way to win. They face a real mysterious team in the Sand Gnats this week.

This is where it gets tough....

3. Prairie Dogs 3-2-1
This debate will only last for a few days because the Prairie Dogs take on Bear Down Chi Bears this weekend. I think the Prairie Dogs are a better team, but I guess we will see...

4. Bear Down Chi Bears 4-2
So, you start out the season 4-0 and your team is ranked #4? The Chi Bears have a ton of injuries at QB and that has led to 2 straight losses. Maybe we crowned the Chi Bears too early, just maybe. The Louisville Cardinals of this league will probably struggle again this week against Scott.

5. S Murder 3-3
Dear Shane,
Your team consists of the 3rd best QB in the league (Romo), 3 of the 5 best WRs in the NFL (Burress, S. Smith, & TO), and Byron Leftwich. Shane's team is 2nd in the league in total points scored and sitting at 3-3. If Larry Johnson wasn't being a bitch all his life, S Murder would be at the top of these rankings, but "that's why they play the game".

Oh brother...

6. Mitchell's Men 3-2-1
Mitch has a good team, so I put him at #6 just to make him mad. Scandalous

7. Sand Gnats 3-3
Well, we made it to mediocrity, .500 that is. This team has been consistently inconsistent, but we have started to head in the right direction. A really poor trade decision by the brass, Griese for Leinart, really set us back. The latest trade, Frank Gore for Marvin Harrison, really benefited both Larry and myself. The Sand Gnats hope to have a good performance this week against those pesky Anchormen.

8. The Boinkers 2-4
The reason that there hasn't been much boinking this season is due to injury. The Boinkers need to find so stability at quarterback, and I'm not sure Kyle Boller is the answer. The problem is, there is no one out the on the FA board. Andre might have to trade away a big name running back for a QB.

9. 4 Horsemen 2-4
I think with all the moves the manager has made, the 4 Horsemen are struggling to find an identity. The fear of being cut due to lack of performance might have some of the players rattled. I say the Horsemen turn it around this week against S Murder.

10. Bad News Kennels 1-5
This is the biggest surprise of all for me. On paper, this is the 3rd best line-up in the league. Having Mike Vick as your sponsor does have its disadvantages I guess. This week is a get right game for Larry against the Boinkers.

*Comments are welcome, suggestions are semi-welcome.

Matchup of the Week: Prairie Dogs (4-2) vs. Bear Down Chi Bears (4-2)

Upset Alert: 4 Horsemen (2-4) vs. S Murder (3-3)





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