The Curse of Lee Corso will destroy any team in its path. For the past few seasons we have heard him talk about those glorious Cal Bears. OOPS!!! Consecutive losses to PAC-10 juggernauts UCLA and Oregon State have deflated Cal's chances of anything good this year. Florida State has shown a lot of promise this year too, right Lee? Oh, they just gave up 37 points to Miami? This must be a rebuilding year. The home crowd actually cheers when Lee picks against them on Gameday, because they know then they have a pretty good shot of winning. Now, I know this is a completely ridiculous generalization, but Corso is a disease. Betting against Lee's picks seem to be the best bet at striking it rich. F school. Lee, I just want to make sure you never do 2 things; 1. don't ever pick Georgia to win and 2. never tell me I will be successful(I'll automatically be doomed).
That leads me to my next target. Tony Kornheiser. Oh one other thing, if you can't tell in the picture Shane's boy Tony Reali is the biggest douche. Anyways listen, [Kornheiser] your act is kinda funny on PTI. Monday night is meant for football, not silly little montages and the "who are these guys?" speeches we hear every week. We get it, the Jacksonville Jaguars are a team that flies under the radar, and the Colts have all of the star power. Don't become Dennis Miller. Mike Patrick proved that pop culture and football don't mesh real well(poor Britney). You, Kornhieser, obviously(well hopefully) have some sort of football knowledge, so use it. Go break do some film with Jaws, I know he would love that. Poor Tirico is just dying in the booth each week. It's cool to be funny every now and then, but don't be a prick. That is Joe Buck and Tim McCarver's job. Good luck with the Game 1 call tonight gentlemen. Rockies in 7. Crown their asses!!!!
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