Wednesday, October 31, 2007
FC Savannah Power Rankings
I'm still amazed that this team is 6-2, but they just keep on winning. The Battle of the Murray's wasn't really that exciting after all. C Murder took down his brother 114-43. Anchorman faces the struggling Boinkers in week 9.
2. Prairie Dogs (5-2-1)
Scott must not want to be my friend anymore because of the way he treated my team this past week. It was not even close. The Prairie Dogs will take on S Murder this weekend, and the way things have been going, I don't see the Dogs losing.
3. P Drizzle Fo Shizzle (5-3)
I that all of the injuries on this team might be catching up them. It is still a very solid lineup, but losing Ronnie Brown really hurts. A tough matchup against the resurgent 4 Horsemen might keep Drizzle on the losing train for one more week.
4. Mitch's Men (4-3-1)
Nothing to report.
5. 4 Horsemen (4-4)
What a difference 42 moves makes. Slic, I'm just kidding with you. This team is pretty scary right now. Tom Brady is beating most of the other teams in FC Savannah by himself, so as long as he's playing we're all doomed. The Horsemen will prove if they are a contender or a pretender this weekend against Drizzle. I say they are a contender.
6. Bad News Kennels (3-5)
The Kennels are in much better shape than any of the other bottom feeder teams. They have won 2 straight, and done so pretty in impressive fashion. The Kennels host the Men of Mitchell in week 9, so we'll see what happens.
7. Sand Gnats (3-5)
Another disappointing effort form these guys. The only bright spot is that we are taking on the abandoned Chi Bears this weekend. Maybe this will be a get right week for those lowly Gnats.
8. S Murder (3-5)
Much like the Sand Gnats, the Murder organization is in free fall. After losing by 70 points in week 8, the team owner might be thinking about an overhaul. Murder has got to face the Prairie Dogs from Oxford this weekend, and I foresee bad things.
9. The Boinkers (2-6)
This record can be blamed on injuries, and since there are no free agent QBs, the struggles might continue. Watch out because these guys might just boink all over the face of Anchorman in week 9.
10. Bear Down Chi Bears (4-4)
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this owner quit on us. I've tried to trade a couple of players with this guy and have had no response at all. The Chi Bears have been the FC Savannah whipping boy the past few weeks, and the Sand Gnats definitely want that trend to continue.
Best Matchup of Week 9: 4 Horsemen (4-4) vs. P Drizzle Fo Shizzle (5-3)
Upset Alert: Bad News Kennels (3-5) vs. Mitch's Men (4-3-1)
10, 11.
Week 8 results
1. Jack - 7-1 (30-34)
2. Shane - 4-4 (31-33)
Andrew - 4-4 (31-33)
3. Donnie - 2-6 (32-32)
Joey - 2-6 (33-31)
It was a skruggle for some, but not for JJH.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
A Day In The Life...
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Head Scratcher
"I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name."
-- Palm Beach Post
My new favorite NFL player.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
NFL Picks week 8
Indianopolis (-7.0) vs. CAROLINA
TENNESSEE (-7.5) vs. Oakland
Pittsburgh (-4.0) vs. CINCINATTI
New Orleans (-3.0) vs. SAN FRANCISCO
TAMPA BAY (-4.0) vs. Jacksonville
NEW ENGLAND (-17.0) vs. Washington
DENVER (-3.0) vs. Green Bay
Best MLS Season Ever
"Cheers mates!" - that was my imitation of a soccer fan
Full story: http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report?id=216552&cc=5901
Not So Fast My Friend
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
FC Savannah Power Rankings
1. P Drizzle Fo Shizzle (5-2)
Drizzle continues to steam role the competition. The Men of Mitchell didn't stand much of a chance this past weekend. Drizzle's winning streak has stretched to 4 in a row and there seems to be no end in sight, although losing Ronnie Brown for the year may hurt pretty bad. This team better not sleep on the Bad News Kennels in week 8 because they are coming off of a much needed win.
2. Anchorman (5-2)
I was completely surprised and a little upset by this teams showing in week 7. Chad Pennington didn't suck and each of the RBs had about 8 tds a piece, and this led to a thrashing of the Sand Gnats. We'll have the Battle of Murray this weekend, and it looks as if Anchorman will prevail over S Murder.
3. Prairie Dogs (4-2-1)
Each week the Dogs continue to fly under the radar and just win baby! Scott's team destroyed the suspect Bear Down Chi Bears 154-49. Ouch. The Prairie Dogs will probably stay aboard the W-train as they take on those pussy Sand Gnats.
4. Bear Down Chi Bears (4-3)
This team continues its downward spiral. The only reason they didn't slide down the rankings is due to the fact that the Sand Gnats, S Murder, & Mitch's Men all lost. I think Bear Down will get things right this weekend against Mitchell, if not then we may have seen the last of the Bears.
5. S Murder (3-4)
What can I say? When one guy scores about the same as your entire team, you don't have much to play for. Shane, this was just one of those weeks. You getting kicked in the groin in week 8 because of all of your players on a bye. Good luck against your brother, Brother. Don't be nervous.
6. Mitchell's Men (3-3-1)
Nothing to report here.
7. Sand Gnats & 4 Horsemen (3-4)
It's pretty crowded here at the #7 spot. With the help of QBTB, Slic Ric & the Horsemen scored a season high 204 points this weekend. All those moves finally payed off. I don't see anything changing for the Horsemen in week 8. The move for Frank Gore did not produce the immediate results the Sand Gnats expected, but we're remaining optimistic about the year. The Gnats' front office picked up Marc Bulger and that proved to be a complete disaster. Three interceptions? Your fucking fired Bulger!!! You are dead to me, and you can take those ints. and stick em right up your ass. Go stick your throwing arm in a toaster you fuck.
8. Bad News Kennels (2-5)
I told you. This team is too good to be a bottom feeder. Vick and friends have a tough match up against P Drizzle this week. I foresee good things from this team.
9. The Boinkers (2-5)
Lately, there hasn't been much to boink about. A lot of injuries and sub par performances have led to 4 straight losses. If I know the owner, then there is much unrest in the Boinkers front office.
Matchup of the Week: Prairie Dogs (4-2-1) vs. Sand Gnats (3-4)
Upset Alert: Bad News Kennels (2-5) vs. P Drizzle Fo Shizzle (5-2)
10, 11
Week 7 results
1. Shane - 6-2 (27-29)
2. Andrew - 4-4 (27-29)
Jack - 4-4 (23-33)
3. D - 3-5 (30-26)
Joey - 3-5 (31-25)
I'm proud of you Shane.
Friday, October 19, 2007
What I Know
2.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
NFL picks week 7
NEW YORK G's (-9.0) vs. San Francisco
DETROIT (-2.5) vs. Tampa Bay
OAKLAND (-3.0) vs. Kansas City
DALLAS (-10.0) vs. Minnesota
PHILADELPHIA (-6.0) vs. Chicago
Pittsburgh (-4.0) vs. DENVER
Indianapolis (-3.5) vs. JACKSONVILLE
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
FC Savannah Power Rankings
1. P Drizzle Fo Shizzle 4-2
I don't think there is any question about who has the best overall team in this league. We all thought that having the last pick in the draft ment disaster, but that has not been the case. After getting thumped by the Sand Gnats in week 3, P Drizzle has put together 3 easy victories in a row. P Drizzle faces the Men of Mitchell this week. Piece of cake.
2. Anchorman 4-2
This team has surprised me because on paper they don't look like much. Anchorman could be the Colorado Rockies of FC Savannah, the Cinderella team that finds a way to win. They face a real mysterious team in the Sand Gnats this week.
This is where it gets tough....
3. Prairie Dogs 3-2-1
This debate will only last for a few days because the Prairie Dogs take on Bear Down Chi Bears this weekend. I think the Prairie Dogs are a better team, but I guess we will see...
4. Bear Down Chi Bears 4-2
So, you start out the season 4-0 and your team is ranked #4? The Chi Bears have a ton of injuries at QB and that has led to 2 straight losses. Maybe we crowned the Chi Bears too early, just maybe. The Louisville Cardinals of this league will probably struggle again this week against Scott.
5. S Murder 3-3
Dear Shane,
Your team consists of the 3rd best QB in the league (Romo), 3 of the 5 best WRs in the NFL (Burress, S. Smith, & TO), and Byron Leftwich. Shane's team is 2nd in the league in total points scored and sitting at 3-3. If Larry Johnson wasn't being a bitch all his life, S Murder would be at the top of these rankings, but "that's why they play the game".
Oh brother...
6. Mitchell's Men 3-2-1
Mitch has a good team, so I put him at #6 just to make him mad. Scandalous
7. Sand Gnats 3-3
Well, we made it to mediocrity, .500 that is. This team has been consistently inconsistent, but we have started to head in the right direction. A really poor trade decision by the brass, Griese for Leinart, really set us back. The latest trade, Frank Gore for Marvin Harrison, really benefited both Larry and myself. The Sand Gnats hope to have a good performance this week against those pesky Anchormen.
8. The Boinkers 2-4
The reason that there hasn't been much boinking this season is due to injury. The Boinkers need to find so stability at quarterback, and I'm not sure Kyle Boller is the answer. The problem is, there is no one out the on the FA board. Andre might have to trade away a big name running back for a QB.
9. 4 Horsemen 2-4
I think with all the moves the manager has made, the 4 Horsemen are struggling to find an identity. The fear of being cut due to lack of performance might have some of the players rattled. I say the Horsemen turn it around this week against S Murder.
10. Bad News Kennels 1-5
This is the biggest surprise of all for me. On paper, this is the 3rd best line-up in the league. Having Mike Vick as your sponsor does have its disadvantages I guess. This week is a get right game for Larry against the Boinkers.
*Comments are welcome, suggestions are semi-welcome.
Matchup of the Week: Prairie Dogs (4-2) vs. Bear Down Chi Bears (4-2)
Upset Alert: 4 Horsemen (2-4) vs. S Murder (3-3)
10,11.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
week 6 results
Grinding it out...
1. Andre - 5-3 (24-26)
2. Donnie - 4-4 (27-21)
3. Jack - 3-5 (19-29)
Shane - 3-5 (21-27)
Joey - 3-5 (28-20)
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
NFL week 6 picks
JACKSONVILLE (-7.0) vs. Houston
Philadelphia (-3.0) vs. NEW YORK JETS
TAMPA BAY (-3.0) vs. Tennessee
GREEN BAY (-3.0) vs. Washington
New England (-6.0) vs. DALLAS
SEATTLE (-7.0) vs. New Orleans
New York G-Men (-3.0) vs. ATLANTA (Beginning of Leftwich era?)
Week 6 winner gets this:
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Colbert Nation
Why not? At least he's funny. All of the "real" candidates closely resemble those things from I Robot . He will probably be my write-in on the '08 ballot. Another funny candidate is Jonathan "the impaler" Sharkey. Now "the impaler" hails from the Vampires, Witches, and Pagans Party, founded in 2005. Yeah the Vampires, Witches, and Pagans Party. Good for him. I heard the cast of Harry Potter will be his cabinet if he is victorious. Sharkey is currently sitting at 125/1. VICTORY!!!!!!!!
*This post is in no way meant for political discussion because those kinds of discussions are useless.
Quote of the Weekend
Week 5 results
Good week all around.
1. Jack - 6-2 (16-24)
2. Donnie - 5-3 (23-17)
Shane - 5-3 (18-22)
Joey - 5-3 (25-15)
3. Andrew - 4-4 (19-23)
Monday, October 8, 2007
FC Savannah week 5 in review
Congrats to the 4 Horsemen on their victory this week. It was a long time comin' brother. Hey, with 26 transactions so far 9 to 12 of those have to pay off sooner or later right? Well they did because the Horsemen handled Scott and his Prairie Dogs. Many of you may know there is a little bit of tension building between Larry and Rick. Something to do with CP30 or C6H12O6, I'm not entirely sure. What I do know is week 11 = Unforgiven '07. Most good teams try to focus their attentions to what is right in front of them, well the Sand Gnats and Horsemen aren't very good. Both are probably looking ahead to weeks 10 & 11 for some good ol' fashion revenge.
Anchorman played the role of giant killer this weekend. Bear Down Chi Bears never really had a chance with all of the injuries. Anchorman cruised to a 90-61 victory. I think the real surprise this week was S Murda beating up on Mitch's men. Let me tell you, there is a little unrest in the halls of 1308 E 52nd Street. Some questionable moves led to a 95-62 beating at the hands of Murda. Shane continues to dominate bums, Asians, Tybee, and the overzealous/ADHD. Way to go Shane. P Drizzle is a team that you may want to watch out for, especially when it comes to trades.
The only trade FC Savannah has seen this season was a laugher, Leinart for Griese. After this weekend Leinart is out for 6 to 8 because of a shoulder. I feel like I was just beaten and robbed, but I'm not wearing one of those pussy face protectors. On paper it looks pretty good for both sides, but yeah Pat since I'm the commissioner, I'm going to need Griese back please. Jake Delhomme is done for the year, and Michael Pittman will be out for a couple of months. I quit.
Couple of good matchups this week: P Drizzle vs. Chi Bears and Anchorman vs. Prairie Dogs
Upset of the week: The Boinkers 120 - Mitch's men 79
10, 11.
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Dee
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
NFL week 5 picks
PITTSBURGH (-6.0) vs. Seattle
NEW YORK G-MEN (-3.5) vs. New York Jets
INDIANAPOLIS (-10.0) vs. Tampa Bay
DENVER (-1.5) vs. San Diego
Baltimore (-3.0) vs. SAN FRANCISCO
GREEN BAY (-3.5) vs. Chicago
Dallas (-11.0) vs. BUFFALO
Very Situational
VALDOSTA, Ga. -- Los Angeles Lakers center Kwame Brown faces misdemeanor charges in south Georgia following a weekend incident in which his cousin was charged with DUI, authorities said.
Police pulled over Charles Warren Jr. early Saturday for driving the wrong way down a one-way street in downtown Valdosta and began questioning him about the strong smell of alcohol in his vehicle, Valdosta police Lt. Bobbi McGraw said. Brown approached the officers and told them he was Warren's cousin and the vehicle belonged to the basketball player, McGraw said.
Brown became disruptive and tried to interfere with the officers' investigation, which led to his arrest, McGraw said. Brown was charged with disorderly conduct and interfering with an officer after his cousin arrested for investigation of driving under the influence, McGraw said.
Brown, 25, was released shortly after his arrest. Jail officials had no record of how much he paid in bond. He likely will appear in court within two months, McGraw said.
Lakers officials told the Los Angeles Times they were aware of the charges but declined to comment further.
The Lakers are at training camp in Honolulu. They open the season Oct. 30 against the Houston Rockets.
Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press
*Someone overheard Lt. McGraw saying,"Gilbert Arenas would never do something like this."
What I learned from last night.
2. We should have won trivia.
3. There are still some drinking teams with fishing problems left out there.
4. A violinist can play "I hate my dad" death metal.
5. In the next 5 years A-Rod will hit number 763 to hold the record.
6. Scent of a Woman is crap.
7. That guy chugged a 16oz beer faster than two others chugged a 12oz
8. Nurse Mokray is scarier than ever
9. People skills are overrated, Shane: "Dude, where the hell is our waitress?"
Hot waitress: "I'm right here."
10. Shane is tougher than all of us for punking out some poor ol' bum. WHAT!?
Winner = "Man, I hope I don't catch Asian." I think I'm turning japanese I really think so
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
FC Savannah week 4 recap
"Who dey?", asked Bear Down Chi Bears. The Boinkers needed a big effort from Chad Johnson, and they didn't get it. I thought this was a great matchup of teams. How can that team still be unbeaten? I don't get it.
Just to let you guys know, the trade deadline is still over a month away. I'm on the look out for a QB and/or a running back. Let's talk business.
-Injuries: Carnell Williams (Tampa), Steven Jackson (St. Louis)
-Matchup of the week: Anchorman vs. Bear Down Chi Bears
- Phillip Rivers and Thomas Jones are on the Trading Block.
Good Luck Men
10.
NFL pick results
Ahh if I was a betting man....
1. Joey - 7-1 (20-12)
2. Shane - 6-2 (13-19)
3. Jack - 5-3 (10-22)
4. D - 4-4 (18-14)
5. Andrew - DNP (14-18)