Friday, January 9, 2009

Sports Desk

Sweet sassy molassy! We have had quite the week, and I'm here to give you my take on just a few of the happenings. We found out that even NBA players aren't to rich to dipsy-do dunkaroo, baby. People finally met the real John Smoltz. And we can all relax, FOX came out of the closet and is openly gay about Tebow. Let's start the sports booty chatter.

Well, apparently ESPN is already bored with basketball too. They decided to flip flop broadcast teams, meaning Tirico and those tools took the Duke/Davidson game. Boy that was a disaster. Van Gundy was arguing w/ himself the entire game on what was a foul and what was not. Oh wait, 3 steps and a jump stop is a walk in college? This sucks. Dickie V and that guy that looks like Dickie V took some NBA game. Needless to say, Vitale is not the biggest fan of the NBA. It was the perfect storm. We didn't see too many PTPers that night, and that wasn't awesome, baby.

How do you spell traitor? S M O L T Z. Ok, so I may be overreacting a bit, but the Red Sox? Come on. Go enjoy the last of your career in Milwaukee or Anaheim. I know liking the Red Sox is the cool/Covino thing to do these days, kinda like getting black out at the Tyb. John, I will never hate on a player for leaving the Braves -- except that underachieving Franceour guy. I will hate on a player for leaving for the BoSox, Mets, and Yankees. Kelly Johnson would never do something like this. I hope Jeter hits a walk off dinger off you, thus sending the Orioles to the playoffs as the AL East champ. Have some respect for yourself.

Brennamen cover your bonor. I'm sure that Tebow would personally foul you if you politely ask him. Tebow probably cemented himself as the best college football player ever and as FOX's sugar daddy. Brennamen and Davis spent just 5 minutes with this kid and even though they were pretty sore, they fell head over heals. Oh geez!


Playoff Pic:

- Baltimore over the Titans
- Carolina avenges their Atl brethren
- Eagles beat Gmen
- Pittsburgh tackles P. Rivers til he's dead


See you guys at the beer drinking party at L Wing tomorrow.

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