Pumped.
Top 5 songs for the weekend:
5. this one
4. that one
3. this one
2. definitely this one
1. got em
Top 5 drinks gettin drank:
5. the High Life
4. Hurricanes (fuel for the fire)
3. Makers and ginger ale
2. Monster Energy
1. JJ's homemade Kamikazes
Top 5 people to see:
5. Schiv/everybody
4. CS
3. girls
2. Willy James H.
1. Woodbury
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Tiger is Back
Well, Tiger Woods is back and there seems to be no signs of rust to his game. Here is a quick recap:
He played match play today and so the players were not require to keep score, but if you look at his round he would have shot a 68. He had 2 eagles, 2 birdies, and 2 bogeys. He had five one putts, and no three putts. He also hit 8 of a 12 fairways. That is 68% fairways hit, a stat he usually does not do as well in.
Now lets compare: Mickelson took 9 rounds to finally shoot in the 60's. Vijay has already missed two cuts this season. Harrington has missed a couple of cuts, and was eliminated today. Sergio was eliminated today. Els won his match, but has still be shakey this season. Last Year Tiger played 6 events, won 4, finish no worse than 5th in the other two. I know it is just his first tournament back from knee surgery, but I am predicting a huge year for the man. i believe he is going to win atleast two majors this year, maybe even three. I believe he will win the Masters. Ever since his last win in 2005, he has finished 3rd, 2nd, 2nd. He is going to win the U.S. Open because it is back at Bethpage where he won it back in 2002. If he does win a third major, I think it will be at the PGA Championship at Hazeltine where he finished 3rd the last time it was contested here.
Now, I am more of a Mickelson fan, but I do respect Tiger. He is the best player ever, and he has done a lot for golf.
Now my top 5 Fav golfers:
1) Ben Hogan
2) Phil....do not screw up this year
3) Arnold Palmer
4) Nick Faldo
tied for 5th) Tiger Woods and Tom Watson
He played match play today and so the players were not require to keep score, but if you look at his round he would have shot a 68. He had 2 eagles, 2 birdies, and 2 bogeys. He had five one putts, and no three putts. He also hit 8 of a 12 fairways. That is 68% fairways hit, a stat he usually does not do as well in.
Now lets compare: Mickelson took 9 rounds to finally shoot in the 60's. Vijay has already missed two cuts this season. Harrington has missed a couple of cuts, and was eliminated today. Sergio was eliminated today. Els won his match, but has still be shakey this season. Last Year Tiger played 6 events, won 4, finish no worse than 5th in the other two. I know it is just his first tournament back from knee surgery, but I am predicting a huge year for the man. i believe he is going to win atleast two majors this year, maybe even three. I believe he will win the Masters. Ever since his last win in 2005, he has finished 3rd, 2nd, 2nd. He is going to win the U.S. Open because it is back at Bethpage where he won it back in 2002. If he does win a third major, I think it will be at the PGA Championship at Hazeltine where he finished 3rd the last time it was contested here.
Now, I am more of a Mickelson fan, but I do respect Tiger. He is the best player ever, and he has done a lot for golf.
Now my top 5 Fav golfers:
1) Ben Hogan
2) Phil....do not screw up this year
3) Arnold Palmer
4) Nick Faldo
tied for 5th) Tiger Woods and Tom Watson
"Y"
I'm going to do things a little different for Y. You may be asking, 'why?' Because, Young Jeezy sucks. Y is going to stand for something else...Y, why did you have to go a die Pimp C? Top 5 rap groups of all time... UGK
International Players Anthem
Sippin on Some Sizzurp
Y is also for... Why PLowe, why did you take down that video diary?
International Players Anthem
Sippin on Some Sizzurp
Y is also for... Why PLowe, why did you take down that video diary?
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Athen's Weekend Weather Forecast
Friday: High 67, low 50
Saturday: 63, low 40
chance of rain on both days, but who cares.
** Wall-E won an Oscar for best animated feature, do you think the academy reads this blog? The movie should have been nominated for picture of the year. Well, the only important thing is that it won a OITO For Real, We Appreciate You Award.
Saturday: 63, low 40
chance of rain on both days, but who cares.
** Wall-E won an Oscar for best animated feature, do you think the academy reads this blog? The movie should have been nominated for picture of the year. Well, the only important thing is that it won a OITO For Real, We Appreciate You Award.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Recap
I made it. This weekend felt a bit like a race, and to quote 8 Mile's B. Rabbit, "Yeah they call me rabbit; this is a turtle race." Good movie. We learned a lot about each other or maybe I just learned a lot about you guys.
As a group, it's safe to say that no one can "get up" for a night out like we can. I don't think Athens is ready for our passion and will to win every night. Watch out Athens.
My friend JJ is the hype man of the group. I hear those "ohh ohh ohh ohh" chants in my sleep, and I wake up to find myself jumping in the bed. Back and chest bumps abound. He was dubbed a puppy dog early on this weekend, not so fast my friend. JJ also likes girls, ad he wants one. I'm going to begin pre-production of a new reality series starring JJ and his quest for "true" love.
Andre drank Saturday. He showed us how to party like a local, but still maintain that midwest feel. If he was a car, Andre would have been Big Foot. Legendary, a true spectacle yet strangely refined and elegant. He was hurtin today and not for a squirtin. You guys are nasty.
P Lowe was rockin and rollin and filming, again. He and JJ almost fought, that would have been weird. P and Bunger seemed to connect in a special way this weekend; it was nice. Thanks for the invite to yesterdays festivus.
Shane never disappoints me, ever. Me and Shane dubbed cheesed this shit out of Tyb and the Temple, and it was tits. One might venture to ask, did you drop fire bomb squad on that spread? Wizard, brah. I like Shane, Shane likes Joelle. It was a good weekend.
Donnie is my friend too. He still likes to do that betting thing. I brought my poker face and drinking stomach to Tybee Time, and showed Don that I could drink those 2 hurricanes**. Apparently, I missed a "goodtime" in Buckhead, but you missed out on Fr. O'Brien's speech yesterday at the Baptist Temple.
Super excited about Athens.
** Side note, the earth stood still yesterday when Hurricane and Connolly shook hands.
As a group, it's safe to say that no one can "get up" for a night out like we can. I don't think Athens is ready for our passion and will to win every night. Watch out Athens.
My friend JJ is the hype man of the group. I hear those "ohh ohh ohh ohh" chants in my sleep, and I wake up to find myself jumping in the bed. Back and chest bumps abound. He was dubbed a puppy dog early on this weekend, not so fast my friend. JJ also likes girls, ad he wants one. I'm going to begin pre-production of a new reality series starring JJ and his quest for "true" love.
Andre drank Saturday. He showed us how to party like a local, but still maintain that midwest feel. If he was a car, Andre would have been Big Foot. Legendary, a true spectacle yet strangely refined and elegant. He was hurtin today and not for a squirtin. You guys are nasty.
P Lowe was rockin and rollin and filming, again. He and JJ almost fought, that would have been weird. P and Bunger seemed to connect in a special way this weekend; it was nice. Thanks for the invite to yesterdays festivus.
Shane never disappoints me, ever. Me and Shane dubbed cheesed this shit out of Tyb and the Temple, and it was tits. One might venture to ask, did you drop fire bomb squad on that spread? Wizard, brah. I like Shane, Shane likes Joelle. It was a good weekend.
Donnie is my friend too. He still likes to do that betting thing. I brought my poker face and drinking stomach to Tybee Time, and showed Don that I could drink those 2 hurricanes**. Apparently, I missed a "goodtime" in Buckhead, but you missed out on Fr. O'Brien's speech yesterday at the Baptist Temple.
Super excited about Athens.
** Side note, the earth stood still yesterday when Hurricane and Connolly shook hands.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Random Friday Morning Thoughts
This video always makes me laugh...plus it would be a great karaoke song for Jack to sing.
I got to give credit to Schivera for his Shane's Creek post. It was pretty damn funny. I do expect Shane to come back with something very funny as well. I hope Bryan's post spurs a blogging war between these two blogmasters.
Everyday I wake up it is one more day til St. Patrick's Day...Thank God
Jack you did a hell of a job this year doing BC radio. Joey good luck with the interview this weekend. Shane do not work to hard on Saturday, but we will get you messed up Saturday night. Donnie, I will see you for lunch today, and you and P-Mac win tonight in the ATL. Rick you stay classy and keep them ATL girls in line. Larry keep holding in down in Dublin. Bryan, I can't wait for another edition of Shane's Creek and we will see you in Athens.
Random Sports Info: Phil Mickelson finally broke 70 this year with a -8(63) in the first round of the Northern Open where he is the defending champ. Tiger returns next week for the World Match Play. The Braves sign Glavine to a one year contract.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Bulletin Board
Any and all are welcome to come over tonight for BC's Quarterfinal game. I'll have the BCSN, w/ JJ and Capt. Sheehan, blaring from the laptop. Tip time is 8:35, and I'm going to open my first beer in approximately 30 minutes.
10 - 6
Lets go Cadets!
10 - 6
Lets go Cadets!
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Barkley Done Got Another Show
Sir Charles is making another T.V. show. It will be a reality show on the Golf Channel premiering in March. I bet even Donnie will watch this show. Charles is working with Hank Haney, who is Tiger Woods' coach. Technically, Barkley does not have a swing; scientist and golf swing coach say it is actually a lunge. Whatever it is, it is terrible.
Schiv update: last spotted outside the Kappa Alpha House, I'm told he is hiding from Shane and Joey.
AMBER Alert
Where in the world is Schiv!?! I am issuing an AMBER Alert with the hopes that someone will find this little tike. The goal of an AMBER Alert is to instantly galvanize the entire community to assist in the search for and the safe recovery of the child. This blog is missing his goofy comments and grumpy disposition.
Me and Jack have already started the search. Tell me, have you seen him?
Me and Jack have already started the search. Tell me, have you seen him?
Sports
Fred Taylor was cut by the Jags on Monday. I can't say that I'm upset, and if I did, most of you wouldn't believe me. Taylor didn't really seem very interested in being on the field this past season. He's too old and too fragile, and the Jags finally pulled the trigger, Old Yeller style. Don't get me wrong, he was very valuable for a few seasons, but he's 33 years old. Much of his career saw Taylor run into the pile at the line of scrimmage and then fall down. He had some nice years, but those are way, way behind him. MoJo will take the bulk of the carries, and we'll have to wait and see how that pans out. My guess, he's got more in the tank than FT, so he should be OK.
The Atlanta Braves are stilled awaiting Ken Griffey Jr.'s decision on where he wants to played baseball. Hopefully, we'll get some exciting news. He's obviously not going to hit 50 homeruns, but man if he could just hit 17 to 25. In 2008, the Braves outfielders combined for about 25. That's bad. Kelly Johnson signed a one year deal today. He will be key if Atl wanted to compete this season, which I believe they will.
College Basketball is cruising along. I can't believe the conference tourneys are just around the corner. The Big East is the Big Dawg and Jay Bilas is still a douche. I don't care what people say, I love NCAA b-ball and consider it just as watchable as ever. There's not much in terms of guard play, but there are some really good 3s and 4s. March is going to be fun. My Final Four is Pitt, UNC, Mich State, Oklahoma, but that is tentative, of course.
Barkley will return to the TNT Broadcast on Thursday, and I couldn't be happier to see him. He left TNT in January for some bullshit DUI charge. Can't a guy get his drink and gamble on without the oinks buttin' in? Damn knuckleheads. The Dunk Contest missed Sir Charles and so did Greg Anthony. Boy, Reggie Miller could shoot, but he cannot get me pumped about a tomahawk jam. And how about his "sister", what a dude.
**It's officially unofficial, Griffey is headed back to Seattle.**
The Atlanta Braves are stilled awaiting Ken Griffey Jr.'s decision on where he wants to played baseball. Hopefully, we'll get some exciting news. He's obviously not going to hit 50 homeruns, but man if he could just hit 17 to 25. In 2008, the Braves outfielders combined for about 25. That's bad. Kelly Johnson signed a one year deal today. He will be key if Atl wanted to compete this season, which I believe they will.
College Basketball is cruising along. I can't believe the conference tourneys are just around the corner. The Big East is the Big Dawg and Jay Bilas is still a douche. I don't care what people say, I love NCAA b-ball and consider it just as watchable as ever. There's not much in terms of guard play, but there are some really good 3s and 4s. March is going to be fun. My Final Four is Pitt, UNC, Mich State, Oklahoma, but that is tentative, of course.
Barkley will return to the TNT Broadcast on Thursday, and I couldn't be happier to see him. He left TNT in January for some bullshit DUI charge. Can't a guy get his drink and gamble on without the oinks buttin' in? Damn knuckleheads. The Dunk Contest missed Sir Charles and so did Greg Anthony. Boy, Reggie Miller could shoot, but he cannot get me pumped about a tomahawk jam. And how about his "sister", what a dude.
**It's officially unofficial, Griffey is headed back to Seattle.**
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Only One Month
Alright Boys, it is only one month til St. Patrick's Day, which is of course the best day of the year. Also, it is important to note that it is one month and one day til Vegas.
Schedule for the following 5 weeks:
1) Mardi Gras on Tybee
2) Athens
3) My Birthday
4) Shane's Birthday
5) St. Patrick's Day
5) Vegas
6) Detox
Also, there is yard sale hosted by Don and I. If you want to donate anything feel free too. All proceeds are going to a good cause.
Top 5 Things I love about St. Patrick's Day
1) Walking in The Parade with My Family
2) Seeing the good Ole Cadets
3) Hanging with my pals
4) All the lovely ladies
5) Alcohol
Monday, February 16, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Leader of the Pack
We've got a front runner for the 2009 Big Dawg Award. I know it's early, but after Saturday night, Dirk Wrestler is the man to beat. I've never really big a fan of this guy and his duuuuuuuudeness, but he would not be denied of ANYTHING last night. I can appreciate that.
Me and P Lowe run into this guy and Matty P at Roof Top, and the rest is history. He wanted four Budweisers really bad, so bad that he picked up a chair and held it over the balcony threatening to drop it onto the street if he didn't get those buds. He got them. Dirk also got kicked out. In his mind he did absolutely nothing wrong, and he made that very clear to everyone. It's safe to say that Dirk probably did some patch work to that "color barrier", as he began telling black jokes to the bouncer. The bouncer wasn't white.
He must have some French in his blood, among other things. He kissed us on the lips when he was telling us goodbye. He then offered kisses to every dude around. A lot of dude sweat in there. Really a friendly guy though, very thoughtful as he didn't want a girl to pee by herself, so he followed her into the bathroom.
Pretty impressive performance if you ask me. Connolly Jr.? Let's not go that far.
Me and P Lowe run into this guy and Matty P at Roof Top, and the rest is history. He wanted four Budweisers really bad, so bad that he picked up a chair and held it over the balcony threatening to drop it onto the street if he didn't get those buds. He got them. Dirk also got kicked out. In his mind he did absolutely nothing wrong, and he made that very clear to everyone. It's safe to say that Dirk probably did some patch work to that "color barrier", as he began telling black jokes to the bouncer. The bouncer wasn't white.
He must have some French in his blood, among other things. He kissed us on the lips when he was telling us goodbye. He then offered kisses to every dude around. A lot of dude sweat in there. Really a friendly guy though, very thoughtful as he didn't want a girl to pee by herself, so he followed her into the bathroom.
Pretty impressive performance if you ask me. Connolly Jr.? Let's not go that far.
"O"
My favorite rap song. I wish the quality of the video was better because the video is hilarious.
ODB - Baby I Got Your Money
Saturday, February 14, 2009
A Special Valentines Day Edition...
Top 5 Girlfriends of All Time
5. Meredith V. - Blessed Sacrament's premiere couple for a few months. Bonnie and Clyde'esque, Jay Z and Beyounce', we were the ultimate gangster ass couple.
4. Nicole G. - Kindergarten is where it all began. Who knew that I could bag a future catalog model? That bowl haircut style has it's advantages...
3. Martha - 4th grade puppy love. We talked every now and then while we dated, but I just wasn't that into her. I was just too involved in video games and WCW to have a girl.
2. Caroline D. - A top notch girl, for sure. She was my first kiss, and she is a definite DGG.
1. Peggy - Best girl ever. Period. You guys can make fun of me all you want, except you Schiv. You aren't allowed.
Happy V Day!
This acoustic cut goes out to all of the grown and sexy....
5. Meredith V. - Blessed Sacrament's premiere couple for a few months. Bonnie and Clyde'esque, Jay Z and Beyounce', we were the ultimate gangster ass couple.
4. Nicole G. - Kindergarten is where it all began. Who knew that I could bag a future catalog model? That bowl haircut style has it's advantages...
3. Martha - 4th grade puppy love. We talked every now and then while we dated, but I just wasn't that into her. I was just too involved in video games and WCW to have a girl.
2. Caroline D. - A top notch girl, for sure. She was my first kiss, and she is a definite DGG.
1. Peggy - Best girl ever. Period. You guys can make fun of me all you want, except you Schiv. You aren't allowed.
Happy V Day!
This acoustic cut goes out to all of the grown and sexy....
Friday, February 13, 2009
"M"
Mobb Deep - Quiet Storm
And the next few are just too good or funny not to mention.
And the next few are just too good or funny not to mention.
Sorry, they only had the clean version, but it's still pretty funny.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Top Five Rivalries
1) Shane V. Schiv (Good Ole Fashion Hate)
2) Donnie V. Shane (a.k.a Tybee V. Wilmington)
3) Donnie V. Leighton(Disrespect)
4) Rick V. Tybee
5) Larry V. Rick
2) Donnie V. Shane (a.k.a Tybee V. Wilmington)
3) Donnie V. Leighton(Disrespect)
4) Rick V. Tybee
5) Larry V. Rick
Top 5
A top 5 photoMy top 5 things to do before St. Patrick Day
5. read Green Eggs and Ham
4. go ahead and get sick now, so I don't have to worry about that happening
3. come in 3rd or better in the Gael Force Run
2. tell girls about the keg after the parade, here
1. Go to Tybee's parade
Notre Dame 90
Louisville 57
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Coming Clean
Baseball, cheaters, heartbreak. Have you guy's heard about the Alex Rodriguez thing? News too me. In the wake of these scandalous and shocking revelations, my guilt has been rising and sleep time dropping. You guys, I have a secret. From 1999 to 2000, I used steroids and other performance enhancing drugs.
Yes, I was a cheater, but I would like you take a step back and look at this from my perspective. From the age of 4 to 14, I was a career .689 hitter, 24 HRs (3 clearing the fence), 268 RBIs, and speed was never a problem -- 352 stolen bases. My dad called me a "young Dykstra", boy was he right on the money.
Enter in high school, Benedictine, the baseball mothership of Savannah. Talent abounds. It didn't come as easy as it used to. Guys worked out and practiced. Practice! I'm all about the pretty girls, but bicep curls, come on. I needed to turn my warning track power into Big Mac attack. I elicited the help of some Cadets with "questionable" character. They obliged. I will not reveal names, I have my reasons.
It hit me. Still no heavy weights, but lots of gurlygirls (323). I turned into a power hitter, feared by a few and respected by several. I got mad a lot and beat a lot of people up. I became "that guy" in the locker room. That just comes with taking steroids, bros. I spun hundreds of caps in BP and dropped a few cup sizes. It was worth it. Ahh, can you say Glynn Academy? I still hold the record for longest homerun in Glynn Field history. And I owe it all to sticking needles in my butt. So, don't tell me juicin' wasn't worth it!!!
Yes, I was a cheater, but I would like you take a step back and look at this from my perspective. From the age of 4 to 14, I was a career .689 hitter, 24 HRs (3 clearing the fence), 268 RBIs, and speed was never a problem -- 352 stolen bases. My dad called me a "young Dykstra", boy was he right on the money.
Enter in high school, Benedictine, the baseball mothership of Savannah. Talent abounds. It didn't come as easy as it used to. Guys worked out and practiced. Practice! I'm all about the pretty girls, but bicep curls, come on. I needed to turn my warning track power into Big Mac attack. I elicited the help of some Cadets with "questionable" character. They obliged. I will not reveal names, I have my reasons.
It hit me. Still no heavy weights, but lots of gurlygirls (323). I turned into a power hitter, feared by a few and respected by several. I got mad a lot and beat a lot of people up. I became "that guy" in the locker room. That just comes with taking steroids, bros. I spun hundreds of caps in BP and dropped a few cup sizes. It was worth it. Ahh, can you say Glynn Academy? I still hold the record for longest homerun in Glynn Field history. And I owe it all to sticking needles in my butt. So, don't tell me juicin' wasn't worth it!!!
Lane Kiffin: Shut Up
Lane Kiffin...you have not coached one game in the SEC yet. The smart thing for you do now is shut the fuck up. As much as I do not like Fla and Urban Meyer, I honestly hope he pounds you into the ground this year. This morning I read about you comments that dealt with Marlon Brown and him going to UGA. You said that Marlon Brown chose UGA over UT because his grandmother wanted him to go there. No, Marlon Brown chose UGA for numerous reasons: It is a better school, has a better program, and a much better Coach who is the definition of Class. Plus, he hates that song Rocky Top. Now, even if his grandmother wanted him to go to UGA, which I bet she did and I can not blame her; it was still Marlon's decision. See you in Knoxville bitch.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
GSU Top Fives: appendix A
Top Five Parking Lots:
1) RAC
2) Russell Union
3) Education Building
4) Behind Carrol Building
5) Bar Parking lot
worst: Wal-Mart
* Erk Russell Should be in the College Football Hall of Fame
1) RAC
2) Russell Union
3) Education Building
4) Behind Carrol Building
5) Bar Parking lot
worst: Wal-Mart
* Erk Russell Should be in the College Football Hall of Fame
My Statesboro/GSU Top Fives
Favorite Moments:
1) Beating #1 ranked Furman at Home sophomore year
2) Who's Bad @ Legends freshmen year....big win for 5 guys that night
3) All Freshmen year
4) Playing Intramural Basketball Championship Game In Hanner Field House
5) Every Keg Party at either Talons Lake, Planter's Row, the Landing, or Campus Club
Bars: Past and Present:
1) Legends
2) RumRunners/New Bar/ Plantation Room
3) Retriever's
4) Stadium Tavern
5) Rude Rudys
Places to Eat:
1) Snooky's
2) Barberitos
3) Locos
4) Dingus
5) Pizza Buffet
Destinations:
1) Paulson Stadium
2) The RAC
3) Campus Club Pool
4) Bars
5) Planter's Row, Talons Lake, The Landings
Hon Mention: Hackers
Dissappointmens/Bad Ideas, Mishaps/Catastrophes
1) Erk Russell's passing... R.I.P. big dawg/eagle
2) Coach VanGorder
3) Coach Hatcher
4) Beer Fest 3 & 4
5) Drinking Laws that passed sophomore year...thanks you fucking dyke professor bitch
Football Coaches:
1) Erk Russell...coached 1st 15-0 team in the 20th century
2) Paul Johnson...why did you go to Tech?
3) Tim Stowers
4) Mike Sewak...at least he made it to the playoffs
5) Nobody suitable for # 5
Bands/Cover Bands;
1) Zoso
2) Who's Bad
3) Tony Tyler Trance
4) Appetite for Destruction
5) John Patton
Sororities:
1) Phi Mu
2) KD
3) Zeta's
4) ADP
5) AOP...could not really think of any other one
Frats:
None
1) Beating #1 ranked Furman at Home sophomore year
2) Who's Bad @ Legends freshmen year....big win for 5 guys that night
3) All Freshmen year
4) Playing Intramural Basketball Championship Game In Hanner Field House
5) Every Keg Party at either Talons Lake, Planter's Row, the Landing, or Campus Club
Bars: Past and Present:
1) Legends
2) RumRunners/New Bar/ Plantation Room
3) Retriever's
4) Stadium Tavern
5) Rude Rudys
Places to Eat:
1) Snooky's
2) Barberitos
3) Locos
4) Dingus
5) Pizza Buffet
Destinations:
1) Paulson Stadium
2) The RAC
3) Campus Club Pool
4) Bars
5) Planter's Row, Talons Lake, The Landings
Hon Mention: Hackers
Dissappointmens/Bad Ideas, Mishaps/Catastrophes
1) Erk Russell's passing... R.I.P. big dawg/eagle
2) Coach VanGorder
3) Coach Hatcher
4) Beer Fest 3 & 4
5) Drinking Laws that passed sophomore year...thanks you fucking dyke professor bitch
Football Coaches:
1) Erk Russell...coached 1st 15-0 team in the 20th century
2) Paul Johnson...why did you go to Tech?
3) Tim Stowers
4) Mike Sewak...at least he made it to the playoffs
5) Nobody suitable for # 5
Bands/Cover Bands;
1) Zoso
2) Who's Bad
3) Tony Tyler Trance
4) Appetite for Destruction
5) John Patton
Sororities:
1) Phi Mu
2) KD
3) Zeta's
4) ADP
5) AOP...could not really think of any other one
Frats:
None
Monday, February 9, 2009
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Grammy Notes
I can't believe this night is finally here!! I just wanted to point out a few thing that may or may not have slipped through the cracks.
- Seacrest is a fucking loser.
- No Cris Brown orRihanna, tonight's going to suck.
- Whitney Houston is no better without Bobby Brown
- Boyz 2 Men, Al Green, and JT perform "Let's stay together". That was awful nice of the Grammys to give B2M some work. Do you think half of those people in that room know who Al Green is?
- Jennifer Hudson needs to work on her, "Oh my God, I stand before you soo very humbled" face.
- That lesbo that sings about kissing girls can give me a call whenever she wants.
- Kanye sure is a bitter black man, but he's gotta sweet ass hair cut.
- Carrie Underwood is not that bad to pay attention to.
- Does this mean we don't have to hear that shitty gone, gone, gone song anymore?
- If Stevie Wonder was able to see the Jonas Bros., I guarantee he would not be performing with them.
- Coldplay sure does win a lot for not doing anything.
- Murray's boy finally gets some play for this gem.
- Seacrest is a fucking loser.
- No Cris Brown orRihanna, tonight's going to suck.
- Whitney Houston is no better without Bobby Brown
- Boyz 2 Men, Al Green, and JT perform "Let's stay together". That was awful nice of the Grammys to give B2M some work. Do you think half of those people in that room know who Al Green is?
- Jennifer Hudson needs to work on her, "Oh my God, I stand before you soo very humbled" face.
- That lesbo that sings about kissing girls can give me a call whenever she wants.
- Kanye sure is a bitter black man, but he's gotta sweet ass hair cut.
- Carrie Underwood is not that bad to pay attention to.
- Does this mean we don't have to hear that shitty gone, gone, gone song anymore?
- If Stevie Wonder was able to see the Jonas Bros., I guarantee he would not be performing with them.
- Coldplay sure does win a lot for not doing anything.
- Murray's boy finally gets some play for this gem.
- I think Country music artists are a bit confused with what sort of direction they want to take.
- M.I.A. isn't fooling anyone, we can all see that she's trying to smuggle drugs and weapons under that dress.
- Radiohead is so fucking weird, far and away my favorite band. Playing live with the Trojan Marching Band was pretty cool. By the way, they have no chance at Album of the Year, especially with nominees like Ne-Yo (?) and Lil Wayne in the same category.
- America loves that muthafuckin Samuel L., on that muthafuckin television screen!!
- Timberlake is a badass.
- Where the hell is Miley?
- There's that Ne-Yo guy again, and Jamie Fox really needs to get lost.
- Wow, music is really piss poor these days.
- M.I.A. isn't fooling anyone, we can all see that she's trying to smuggle drugs and weapons under that dress.
- Radiohead is so fucking weird, far and away my favorite band. Playing live with the Trojan Marching Band was pretty cool. By the way, they have no chance at Album of the Year, especially with nominees like Ne-Yo (?) and Lil Wayne in the same category.
- America loves that muthafuckin Samuel L., on that muthafuckin television screen!!
- Timberlake is a badass.
- Where the hell is Miley?
- There's that Ne-Yo guy again, and Jamie Fox really needs to get lost.
- Wow, music is really piss poor these days.
The Citizens of Tybee Would like to....
I, Patrick Lowe, ambassador extraodinaire of the Tybee Island, would like to issue and apology to Joey Sims and Shane Murray for the mistreatment they were given by one of ten asshole we know as the Tybee Island Police Department. Sorry that our tax payer's money went to hiring theses jerk offs. You will be compensated. The problems with the police department will certainly be address when I become Mayor, which I am officially announcing my candidancy today. Donnie is my campaign manager. Issues to be address at the police department: All TYPD must not be obese, which means we will have to fire all existing cops. No more assholes cops get off on having power trips and who harrass upstanding citizens like Shane and Joey. Finally, Ricks excommunication will be lifted. I'm so sorry you guys were mistreated.
P.Lowe 2009
I am Patrick Lowe, and I approve this message.
P.Lowe 2009
I am Patrick Lowe, and I approve this message.
Tybee gets a D-
You all should know, I bring my A game when I'm on Tybee, but if a running event wasn't bad enough, Tybee tried to throw me and Murray in the slammer last night. For nothing. Let's face it, I'm badass enough to handle my own in jail, but I don't know if I can say the same for Murray. He's a tenderheart.
Would you like to here the reckless/criminal shit we were doing? We were night putting, putting at night. Just kidding, I was trying to get the radar on Butler to clock my speed as I ran past. Top speed of 22 mph, I might add. Deputy Dog comes screeching up, and Murray says, 'you wanna run?' Haha, Murray. You're the best. DD is power trippin like a mutherfucker. He starts accusing my bro of hiding some "shit" in the bushes. And I thought the bartenders at Bennie's were bitches, but this guy is douchiery than Roy without the Circuit Breakers. Tybee's finest swarm in seconds. "He may have peed back there, so be on the look out", DD shouted. Right, are you sure there's nothing else you could be doing? Have you already filed you tax return? You might wanna check out Fannies 'cause I heard girls were kissing each other. Yuck! "Sims, put your hands behind your back." This asshole cannot be serious right now. He wasn't. Ohhh, thanks for sparing me! I'm definitely going to start fresh and just get better. This is a turning point in my life, no more fun!
Oh, you ran out of bullshit to throw at us? That's cool, don't sweat wasting our time just because you're trying to act like a real police officer. Wait, a real police officer would have recognize the fact that no crime was being committed, other than maybe being too competitive. As far as I can tell, there is no law against that yet, just ask Arod. I'll just continue to put up with the fact that the police force on Tybee is loaded with a bunch of fucking morons. I guess you gotta take the bad with all of that good. I sorta forgive you for now, Tybee, but I certainly won't forget. You just better keep those pancake butts coming this Spring, ohhhh yeahhhh!!!
Would you like to here the reckless/criminal shit we were doing? We were night putting, putting at night. Just kidding, I was trying to get the radar on Butler to clock my speed as I ran past. Top speed of 22 mph, I might add. Deputy Dog comes screeching up, and Murray says, 'you wanna run?' Haha, Murray. You're the best. DD is power trippin like a mutherfucker. He starts accusing my bro of hiding some "shit" in the bushes. And I thought the bartenders at Bennie's were bitches, but this guy is douchiery than Roy without the Circuit Breakers. Tybee's finest swarm in seconds. "He may have peed back there, so be on the look out", DD shouted. Right, are you sure there's nothing else you could be doing? Have you already filed you tax return? You might wanna check out Fannies 'cause I heard girls were kissing each other. Yuck! "Sims, put your hands behind your back." This asshole cannot be serious right now. He wasn't. Ohhh, thanks for sparing me! I'm definitely going to start fresh and just get better. This is a turning point in my life, no more fun!
Oh, you ran out of bullshit to throw at us? That's cool, don't sweat wasting our time just because you're trying to act like a real police officer. Wait, a real police officer would have recognize the fact that no crime was being committed, other than maybe being too competitive. As far as I can tell, there is no law against that yet, just ask Arod. I'll just continue to put up with the fact that the police force on Tybee is loaded with a bunch of fucking morons. I guess you gotta take the bad with all of that good. I sorta forgive you for now, Tybee, but I certainly won't forget. You just better keep those pancake butts coming this Spring, ohhhh yeahhhh!!!
Saturday, February 7, 2009
"For Real We Appreciate You" Awards Version. 2.0
Welcome back. No time for bullshit, so.... this years Biggest Disappointment goes to:
Barstool!!!!!
To say that Barstool was a disappointment in 2008 would be quite a stretch, mostly because, as all of schiv's girlfriends know, you can't be disappointed if you don't expect much. What did disappoint however was the outrageous fact that he was not kicked off of the "world famous" OITA. Lets take a look.
Some time around August barstool seems to have stolen the reigns of this thriving blog and, with posts dedicated to shitty sitcoms and culinary creations, tried (unsuccessfully!) to steer it into the asshole of Tinkie Winkie. He has disgraced every member of the blogosphere and his un-reprimanded behavior is the reason why he is the front runner for the 2009 "For Real We Appreciate You" award resilience.
Up next, the award for the Underdog Blog of the Year goes to...
Diamonds are Forever!!!
First off, you guys might be sayin, 'hey, what about OITO?'; 'This is an abomination!' Calm down babies! We are top dogs in this arena. We were that no name blog back in '07, took a nap most of '08, and now we shock and awe all of you. In the mean time, lets talk about Diamonds are Forever. The main focus of this blog is an all time great wrestler. This man is an ICON. Hey Slic, give yourself a self high-five for creating such a shrine to a legend of this caliber. An underdog salute to an underdog champion.
I'm afraid of what my happen to me after writing that one. Moving on, this is an award that is near and dear to my heart because I like music. The award for Band of the Year goes to...
Ocean Street!!!!
How about best band in the western hemi... that has ever been in existence. These guys are a fusion of Maroon 5, Alabama, the Eagles, and the Jonas Bros with a dash of Genesis and that Mraz guy. Still not hooked? Can you say acoustic version!?!? Summer Tour 2009, prepare to dance your hearts out.
The winner of the Best Bar/Restaurant Award is...
Willie's Weenie Wagon, Brunswick, GA!!!
These weenies "spin a cap". In the words of Damon Smith, why would you "chew on a bumper", when you can chew on one of Willie's weenies. Uh oh. I guess I should explain that one. Damon always said that Curley's teeth were very small because he chewed on car bumpers. Curley is as passionate about this place as he is about Connecticut or that picture of that country singer on his desk. I hit a homerun one time, then I hit a homerun at Willie's with a #3 combo! Two weenies, onion rings, and a Minute Maid Grape Drink. Right next door to Willie's Wagon is the Mike Hall Memorial, commemorating his 27 homeruns & 82 RBIs during a weekend baseball tourney. Back, back, back, back, gone.
A lot of bad/funny stuff happened in 2008. Here's the winner for the Catastrophe of '08...
Keenan!!!
This guy was middle of the pack at best until this summer, then began to taper off. Yikes, cue December, no the month. Boy, I didn't even mean for that to happen, but it did anyways. Not bad, Joey. Let's go back to summer 08. He's never been one to shy away from a Tybee time, and I guess he was lookin to "air things out a bit". He drinks a little, tries to fight me, drinks, unbuttons the top 3 buttons on his shirt, and boom. P Lowe, you're welcome. Next thing K knows, they're cookin eggs and bacon at Sunrise and he's curled up on the front steps. Somehow this becomes my fault. No I didn't leave you, you left your brain in the toilet at Sand Bar. Fast forward to Christmas Vacation. No one in Savannah got swagga like him. Apparently they don't teach dentists how to communicate with other dentists. I'm just sayin, I can't find many things wrong that month or girls named after that month. New Years Eve = a night single guys would like to forget.
We're still friends, don't worry. Say your prayers you filthy animals because I'm about to announce the winner(s)...
Oswald "Ozzie" Kennedy
No relation to Brennan, but regardless DGD. So what if his owners hate him. Ozzy sets of fireworks as soon as he enters the room; well no, you might have to rub his belly first, but then, red rockets a blaze. He's a good dog and a PTPer. He was up against some stiff competition. Ha stiff. Mitch's dogs were a close 2nd, and they were runners up only because I don't like the way the fat one looks at me.
Halftime
Back and better than ever. The winner for 2008's Post of the Year is...
Tech Fan Tuesday by Rick!!!
I really tried to think of some funny stuff to say about this post, but the post says it all. This is shear genius. To think that Asians rule the streets of Midtown Atlanta sounds like a ole wise tale, right? Just wait until a Fast and the Furious car, anime blastin & neon lights aplenty, races by, and you get knocked in the head with a SoCo bottle. They no play with you. There's three things that Asians love, that they can find in ATL & one thing they can't: calculus, Von Dutch hats, Coke, and Shaquille O'Neal (respectively).
The award for List/Top 5 of the Year goes to...
Wait, I don't even get a nod at my own Award Show? What is this, amateur fucking hour? I'll show you guys, Evil Carrel_Fan in '09!!!
The winner of the Best Bar/Restaurant Award is...
Willie's Weenie Wagon, Brunswick, GA!!!
These weenies "spin a cap". In the words of Damon Smith, why would you "chew on a bumper", when you can chew on one of Willie's weenies. Uh oh. I guess I should explain that one. Damon always said that Curley's teeth were very small because he chewed on car bumpers. Curley is as passionate about this place as he is about Connecticut or that picture of that country singer on his desk. I hit a homerun one time, then I hit a homerun at Willie's with a #3 combo! Two weenies, onion rings, and a Minute Maid Grape Drink. Right next door to Willie's Wagon is the Mike Hall Memorial, commemorating his 27 homeruns & 82 RBIs during a weekend baseball tourney. Back, back, back, back, gone.
A lot of bad/funny stuff happened in 2008. Here's the winner for the Catastrophe of '08...
Keenan!!!
This guy was middle of the pack at best until this summer, then began to taper off. Yikes, cue December, no the month. Boy, I didn't even mean for that to happen, but it did anyways. Not bad, Joey. Let's go back to summer 08. He's never been one to shy away from a Tybee time, and I guess he was lookin to "air things out a bit". He drinks a little, tries to fight me, drinks, unbuttons the top 3 buttons on his shirt, and boom. P Lowe, you're welcome. Next thing K knows, they're cookin eggs and bacon at Sunrise and he's curled up on the front steps. Somehow this becomes my fault. No I didn't leave you, you left your brain in the toilet at Sand Bar. Fast forward to Christmas Vacation. No one in Savannah got swagga like him. Apparently they don't teach dentists how to communicate with other dentists. I'm just sayin, I can't find many things wrong that month or girls named after that month. New Years Eve = a night single guys would like to forget.
We're still friends, don't worry. Say your prayers you filthy animals because I'm about to announce the winner(s)...
Oswald "Ozzie" Kennedy
No relation to Brennan, but regardless DGD. So what if his owners hate him. Ozzy sets of fireworks as soon as he enters the room; well no, you might have to rub his belly first, but then, red rockets a blaze. He's a good dog and a PTPer. He was up against some stiff competition. Ha stiff. Mitch's dogs were a close 2nd, and they were runners up only because I don't like the way the fat one looks at me.
Halftime
Back and better than ever. The winner for 2008's Post of the Year is...
Tech Fan Tuesday by Rick!!!
I really tried to think of some funny stuff to say about this post, but the post says it all. This is shear genius. To think that Asians rule the streets of Midtown Atlanta sounds like a ole wise tale, right? Just wait until a Fast and the Furious car, anime blastin & neon lights aplenty, races by, and you get knocked in the head with a SoCo bottle. They no play with you. There's three things that Asians love, that they can find in ATL & one thing they can't: calculus, Von Dutch hats, Coke, and Shaquille O'Neal (respectively).
The award for List/Top 5 of the Year goes to...
Don's, Au Revoir, Athens!!!
This was a really close one for me and Murray. I gotta say, JJH4, PMac, Don, and Carrel bring their A games win it comes to Top 5. In the end, the deciding factor was "Top 5 Rick Moments", which was just a part of Don's post. And to start a post with POLS has got to be difficult for you, since it sounds so similar to Mols. No guts, no glory, I guess.
Just 2 more gold stars to go, and no one is happier than me. This was a terrible idea. The winner of the Blogger of the Year is...
Rick, Patrick M, and Ally!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love me some me. This has got to be the most unlikely three-way ever. The relationship between these three couldn't be described any better than by Cowherd, calling it "a dumpster fire". No doubt Rick played the good cop and P played the bad cop when luring Al pal. These three really brought some excitement to a blog that "was really starting to bleaux". I never know what they're doing. As we speak, they could be arguing about Stafford and his impact on UGA F-ball, all the while doing the "Eiffel Tower". Too soon?
And now, the moment we've all been waiting for...
Now that's a Big Dawg
The winner of the Big Dawg of the Year, 2008 is...
Andrew Jackson!!!!
"Will you be quiet!?!" - AJ turned Tybee times into Tybee memories. Yes, his "he who cares the least" attitude was popular with the brotherdom. I can see him now, sitting in the corner of Bernie's drinking a sprite, and telling Bunger how much he loved him. AJ had a James Dean thing going on. It's not that he wore a leather jacket because he didn't. The thing is, AJ could be dead and he was too Big Dawg to even say goodbye. He reminds us of that badass mofo back in high school, you know, the one who would leave parties absolutely hammered drunk. And everyone would say, 'what a crazy ass!' Ahh yes, now when something badass happens, we all sit back and say 'that's sooo Andrew Jackson'. He only needed three things: an acoustic guitar, his dentures, and everyone to be quiet. Here's to you Andrew Jackson, our 2008 Big Dawg.
This was a really close one for me and Murray. I gotta say, JJH4, PMac, Don, and Carrel bring their A games win it comes to Top 5. In the end, the deciding factor was "Top 5 Rick Moments", which was just a part of Don's post. And to start a post with POLS has got to be difficult for you, since it sounds so similar to Mols. No guts, no glory, I guess.
Just 2 more gold stars to go, and no one is happier than me. This was a terrible idea. The winner of the Blogger of the Year is...
Rick, Patrick M, and Ally!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love me some me. This has got to be the most unlikely three-way ever. The relationship between these three couldn't be described any better than by Cowherd, calling it "a dumpster fire". No doubt Rick played the good cop and P played the bad cop when luring Al pal. These three really brought some excitement to a blog that "was really starting to bleaux". I never know what they're doing. As we speak, they could be arguing about Stafford and his impact on UGA F-ball, all the while doing the "Eiffel Tower". Too soon?
And now, the moment we've all been waiting for...
Now that's a Big DawgThe winner of the Big Dawg of the Year, 2008 is...
Andrew Jackson!!!!
"Will you be quiet!?!" - AJ turned Tybee times into Tybee memories. Yes, his "he who cares the least" attitude was popular with the brotherdom. I can see him now, sitting in the corner of Bernie's drinking a sprite, and telling Bunger how much he loved him. AJ had a James Dean thing going on. It's not that he wore a leather jacket because he didn't. The thing is, AJ could be dead and he was too Big Dawg to even say goodbye. He reminds us of that badass mofo back in high school, you know, the one who would leave parties absolutely hammered drunk. And everyone would say, 'what a crazy ass!' Ahh yes, now when something badass happens, we all sit back and say 'that's sooo Andrew Jackson'. He only needed three things: an acoustic guitar, his dentures, and everyone to be quiet. Here's to you Andrew Jackson, our 2008 Big Dawg.
Wait, I don't even get a nod at my own Award Show? What is this, amateur fucking hour? I'll show you guys, Evil Carrel_Fan in '09!!!
Friday, February 6, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
My Vegas Itinerary.
By the time I get back from Vegas, Ill weigh 50lbs more, be in debt up to my eye balls, and have blue balls the size of melons. HOWEVER IT WILL BE TOTALLY WORTH IT.I plan on spending my days by pool, and my nights in the casinos drinking and gambling some.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
Jack's Song for Rick
I have been trying all day to upload this video on the blog, but for some reason it would not upload. I got it to upload on Facebook, and was just going to leave it at that. I had a request to put the video on the blog, but the only thing I could get it to post on besides Facebook was youtube. So here is the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEhcaskd7Z4. Now, yall have to watch it a million times each it make it the most watched video on youtube. Joey also makes a cameo.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Cultural Diversity Month
All this month, I'm going to try a get you guys some culture. We're going to play the alphabet game, and you'll get to hear the best 26 rap songs I know. Feb 1st = A
A Tribe Called Quest - Can I Kick It?
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