Sunday, February 8, 2009

Grammy Notes

I can't believe this night is finally here!! I just wanted to point out a few thing that may or may not have slipped through the cracks.

- Seacrest is a fucking loser.
- No Cris Brown orRihanna, tonight's going to suck.
- Whitney Houston is no better without Bobby Brown
- Boyz 2 Men, Al Green, and JT perform "Let's stay together". That was awful nice of the Grammys to give B2M some work. Do you think half of those people in that room know who Al Green is?
- Jennifer Hudson needs to work on her, "Oh my God, I stand before you soo very humbled" face.
- That lesbo that sings about kissing girls can give me a call whenever she wants.
- Kanye sure is a bitter black man, but he's gotta sweet ass hair cut.
- Carrie Underwood is not that bad to pay attention to.
- Does this mean we don't have to hear that shitty gone, gone, gone song anymore?
- If Stevie Wonder was able to see the Jonas Bros., I guarantee he would not be performing with them.
- Coldplay sure does win a lot for not doing anything.
- Murray's boy finally gets some play for this gem.



- I think Country music artists are a bit confused with what sort of direction they want to take.
- M.I.A. isn't fooling anyone, we can all see that she's trying to smuggle drugs and weapons under that dress.
- Radiohead is so fucking weird, far and away my favorite band. Playing live with the Trojan Marching Band was pretty cool. By the way, they have no chance at Album of the Year, especially with nominees like Ne-Yo (?) and Lil Wayne in the same category.
- America loves that muthafuckin Samuel L., on that muthafuckin television screen!!
- Timberlake is a badass.
- Where the hell is Miley?
- There's that Ne-Yo guy again, and Jamie Fox really needs to get lost.
- Wow, music is really piss poor these days.

3 comments:

JJBA said...

No Rhianna has a big influence on this statement, but the Grammys were absolutely dreadful outside of 2 perforances.

Shane said...

Rhianna got beat up by Cris Brown. Seriously.

Why he do dat?

PMac said...

The N word comes to mind Shane. That's why.