We've got a front runner for the 2009 Big Dawg Award. I know it's early, but after Saturday night, Dirk Wrestler is the man to beat. I've never really big a fan of this guy and his duuuuuuuudeness, but he would not be denied of ANYTHING last night. I can appreciate that.
Me and P Lowe run into this guy and Matty P at Roof Top, and the rest is history. He wanted four Budweisers really bad, so bad that he picked up a chair and held it over the balcony threatening to drop it onto the street if he didn't get those buds. He got them. Dirk also got kicked out. In his mind he did absolutely nothing wrong, and he made that very clear to everyone. It's safe to say that Dirk probably did some patch work to that "color barrier", as he began telling black jokes to the bouncer. The bouncer wasn't white.
He must have some French in his blood, among other things. He kissed us on the lips when he was telling us goodbye. He then offered kisses to every dude around. A lot of dude sweat in there. Really a friendly guy though, very thoughtful as he didn't want a girl to pee by herself, so he followed her into the bathroom.
Pretty impressive performance if you ask me. Connolly Jr.? Let's not go that far.
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I will second that nomination for Big Dawg of the year. He was also asking random dudes if they had to "peepee." I really hope he did not drive home lastnight.
He took Mols.
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