Tomorrow is BellBurg's Boy's birthday. Since he is always there for all of us on our birthdays I thought it would be nice to say 10 things about him that are somewhat nice.
In no order other than numerical...
10. Like a real American, he likes to watch wrestling
9. He lives on Tybee and has never skimped on the hospitality that is somewhat forced on someone who lives near the beach
8. MDB3 loves the ladies, and some of the ladies can put up with him
7. He is a tall drink of water. This comes in handy when you are lost in a bar and trying to find your homies
6. He is smarter than he looks...except for when he wears glasses
5. Whatever you wanna say about the guy, you have to admit...the man has culture.
4. If you ever find yourself looking for something to do and there isn't a whole lot going on D Balls will drink with ya... a formidable opponent in the case race or other activities which involve drinking for the sole purpose of getting drunk...as long as you agree to end the night at the quarter with him...and sometimes if you pass out, he doesn't mind. He will just go to The Quarter without you. No hard feelings.
3. Some folks can talk to ya about sports, some can talk to ya about history, some can talk about weird shit...dballs can do it all. I'm not saying he knows what he's talking about, but the guy can act like he knows what he is talking about better than most people can. He can probably converse on issues which he has no idea about better than some people who actually do know what they are talking about. And Donnie really values a good education. It has been reported that he is attending school in Statesboro. It has been said that I was there to visit him once; however, no evidence exists to confirm nor deny such a rumor.
2. He comes from good stock. MomBerg + BellBerg= MDB3 x (dixie dog(r.i.p.)/ ozzie dog)
1. Donnie and Georgie were the first people I met in Savannah that I liked. When my cousin Daniel said he would send two of his friends over to pick me up, well lets just say I was a little worried about what Daniel's friends would be like....any way...it worked out well for most of us
A big toast to you Donnie
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