"They don't call it the Amazing Race for nothing."

Makin it Rain(ey)

So, a few tests and lots of bull shit school work have kept me from making fun of this guy for a couple of weeks. Time's up. As many of you know, Chris Rainey was a super retarded fast WR/RB for the Gators. But his girl was straight buggin, so recently his focus has been off the field. Well, Rainey decided thrextin (threatening texts?...might be a stretch) his girl would be the best way to communicate his displeasure with her. Turns out, you are allowed to text folks messages like, "Time to die". Rainey was arrested and charged with stalking, and needless to say, he's not playing football for the Gators right now.

You're asking, "So what?" Well, I'm going to miss this guy if he doesn't find some way to get back on the field or more importantly, in front of a microphone. Over the past few years this guy has been the Ozzie Guillen of college football. Just a month or so before the season, Rainey felt the Gators were locked in more so than ever, and he told reporters, "I guess we got rid of the prima donnas -- all the selfish cats." Umm, did you forget the most inspired speech ever?!? Yea, so come up with your own 3 minute run-on sentence, and then come talk to us. Anyways, CUM took Chris Rainey's media privileges away.

CUM on Rainey (pre-arrest): "Inappropriate, wrong, non-thought out, which he does quite often," Meyer said in the wake of the "prima donnas" quip. "I love Chris Rainey, but when I ask him a question, I give him a whole day to think about it and write it down 100 times."

You know what I got out of that? CUM is kinda funny. Naturally, this wasn't the first time Rainey said something that left the coaching staff shaking their heads and everyone else laughing (except white girls). Rainey wasted little time after arriving in Gainesville and wanted everyone, especially the sno-bunnies, to know where he stood... "Every time you see a fine girl, you see another fine girl better than her. Some people like different color girls and stuff like that. I'm a white girl man." And a star was born...

Thursday night done right!

My Picks: a week late and a dollar short

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NFC

East: The Birds
South: NOLA
North: Vikes
West: Cards
Wild Card: G-Men

AFC

East: J-e-t-s Jets Jets Jets
South: Colts
North: Ravens
West: Chargers
Wild Card: New England

Super Bowl: Eagles vs. Jets

Champion: Eagles

They call me "Weazle" but you can call me "Homer"

*This is all stipulated by the fact that Andy Reid is doing what I think he is doing by pretending to be all about Kolb just for next week to see if he is they qb of the future, and if he isn't, Vick is the qb that brings a Super Bowl to the Illadelph.

The NFL Season

NFC:
East - Dallas
South - New Orleans
North - Green Bay
West - San Francisco
Wild Card - Atlanta, Minnesota

AFC:
East - New England
South - Tennessee
North - Baltimore
West - San Diego
Wild Card - Indianapolis, Pittsburgh


Super Bowl Prediction:

Tennessee Titans v Green Bay Packers

Packers win, 35-26

My Thoughts on the A.J. Green Suspension

I find it a rather corrupt and disturbing event when the NCAA officials suspended A.J. for four games for selling his jersey for one thousand dollars. The very NCAA officials that decided to punish Mr. Green make their paycheck based on the talent and work of players such as Mr. Green. What kind of people get fat and rich off of the free labor of other people? Slave owners.

At the same time, if all NCAA athletes were given a stipend based on need, incidents such as this would be much less likely to occur. These student-athletes put as much time into their sports as the average professional does, and then have to go to class.

So why would you not allow these athletes to receive 10% or 5% of the overall revenue, for an industry which they generate 90% to 95% of the revenue? Easy...there wouldn't be enough money for the NCAA officials. And by enough, I mean what they deem to be enough money. The same reason slave owners and textile mill owners didn't want slavery to be abolished. "You cut out the free labor, our bottom line is going to shrink."

As long as people percieve what the NCAA officials are doing is legitimate, they won't be able to open their eyes and see that this predominate occurance in American society isn't much different than a sweat shop in Indonisia.

You may think I am grasping at straws here, and I am not saying that they are exactly the same. But, the similarities are there. At the very least, I hope you walk away from this realizing what pieces of shit the NCAA officials are that penalize any student-athlete, in any way, when that student-athlete lines the all mighty NCAA officials' pockets. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

Can I get a WOOOOOOOOOO?

P.S. Anymouse...feel free to release this to the AP.

Boise State > most of the field

I know they don't play anybody, and I have cared less and less each year. I'm pulling for Boise State tonight because they're more interesting than Ohio State and Texas. I'm not jumping on any wagon, and I am not asking anybody to do the same. Their level of competition is nothing compared to any of the big conferences, that's no secret, so spare me that argument. Boise State has done their part each of the last couple seasons: win 25 of their last 26 games. They have been given this one and only chance (through their #3 preseason ranking). Now, go and earn it.

Lose: OK. The debate is over.

Win: Uh oh BCS.

Let the Brent Musburger show begin!

"The wait is over."

That's what those d-bags, Hartzell and David Johnston, said over and over this morning on the Ref. "Go to Chic fil A and tell 'em, 'the wait is over', and they'll give you a free chicken biscuit." So I made a little detour on my way outta Athens this morning. Well, lost in the shuffle of: Johnston harping on Boise State's weak schedule, Hartzell mentioning soccer on the top 5 days of the year, and the girl at Chic fil A saying "my pleasure" 10 times in a 1 minute drive thru experiences, I received no free anything because only one Chic fil A was doing that whole giveaway in the first place, and I wasn't at it (was that a run-on sentence?). Thanks douches.

All of my readers are playing saying, "Enough already, quit with all your made up stories." Shut up, the wait is over. College football is back, babies. There's a huge slate of games tonight featuring teams like: USC (Ric's), USC (formally Ric's?), and Utah. What else can I say? I couldn't care less about any of these teams, but that doesn't matter. Tonight is just a sign of things to come, and this season is going to interesting on many fronts. But, those other fronts not called Georgia will have to wait for another post.

Always knew CMR had a sense of humor

UGA has a new QB, D, and tailgating rules. Things are looking up. But wait, you're telling me this QB is an upgrade from last year? This D, on paper, is supposed to get after the football? And that stuff about tailgating wasn't true?! Well, two out of three ain't all bad, and life after Prince Miller and Bryan Evans does go on. Saturday will show us what this team is capable of, but hopefully not all of what they are capable of. Don't peak too early Georgia. Reports have been swirling that, since his arrest/suspension, Washaun Ealey has lost the 2 kids he ate during the off season...so that's good. And, Caleb King has successfully read blitzing defenders off the edge in scrimmages as well as children's stories after practice. It's gonna be a good season.

Throw it to him. He's good.

Topics for upcoming posts:

- The government is giving away money! I'm going to bet with it.
- Boise State will play in the Nat'l Title...just ask Jesse. That rose is waiting for the Broncos.
- Erin Andrews gets what she wants (i.e. Dance Contests, Gordon Beckham, and the all new first hour of Gameday)

Topics for possible future posts:

- Dawgs are rolling, and I told you so.
- Dawgs are terrible, and I told you so.
- Lane Kiffin back to the Raiders?!
- Hey Jimmy Johnson: Let's go back to NOLA!

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This is not work safe, but it is pretty funny. Who knew Wendy was such a hooker? I'm sure Dave Thomas is turning over in his grave.