Yepp, Thanksgiving

Hey guys, its early. Oh and forgive me, Mr. Turkey how are you? I couldn't sleep because I'm too excited! I'm a pretty humble guy, but I really like to show how humble I am from time to time. Sounds suspicious? I am being totally sincere! I want to share with you guys, a couple of things, that I am most thankful for. Maybe when I'm done, you guys can tell me what you are giving thanks for? That could potentially be kinda funny. Away we go!!


First off, I want to commend Brother/Coach Mark Richt. Thanks brethren, for putting Christianity before dominating,/impressive performances. Your team is a winner in God's eyes. I can only think of a few other Christian soldiers in the NCAA -- Timmy Tebow and those Mormons from Utah. I say big whoop. God loves humility and losers, and CMR is the next best thing. So keep on adopting those kids from the crappier Georgia; I swear it will translate on the "gridiron". Thanks.


I gotta wrap this thing up, wait that's what she said? Listen, I am thankful for Schiv and his steadfast resolve, (that was so Republican). I appreciate how cool he stays even though Murray takes his behind to the mother f'in cleaners on a daily basis. Yes, the cleaners. In the words of Jim Rome, 'I mean this isn't even a close one, hilarious'. I haven't seen Murray this fired up since he jacked up Deritter in physical education class. Yea, sneaks wit black socks. That shit is rough, but good on ya Schiv.


With a gobble gobble gobble...


Happy T'giving! Yea, abbreviations!

A great day to be a bandito

Sorry to leave my big dawgs (and schivera) hangin...

Last week as we all know, I failed to come through with my post about my Monday. The reason was two-fold, one, I just bought a laptop and the internet was not yet working, and two, the only thing that is more boring than my Monday is writing/reading about them. Also, Schivera suggested this, so how good of an idea could it be.


Instead I will leave you with a nice mental picture and perhaps a debate.

Tag Team Match:










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Rockin and Rollin

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And all I needed was 2. Happy hunting

Oh They're Totally Gay Brah

I've got some bad news to pass along to you guys, Coldplay is breaking up. They were one of those bands that you always deny liking, except for me because I'm a man, I'm 23! Coldplay was labeled chic music, similar to the style of Trav Tritt. Sadly, it was better or greater to be alive yesterday than today. Hearing that Coldplay is parting ways got me thinking, and I was reminded of a few bands or singers that can be considered "guilty pleasures" for dudes such as us 'cause we all know there aren't any chickenheads reading this.

5. Dave Matthews Band, or more affectionately know as DMB. Theses guys epitomize frat brah butt grabbers, but Under the Table & Dreaming and Crash will always have a place in my heart. Who would've thought flutes, violins, and guitars could be so heady and romantic at the same time? Dave + Chickenhead = Activity.

4. Nelly Furtado is hot and she looks Indian. Never in a million years would I have thought that combo would work. I turn it to that shitty 97.3 just hoping to hear one of those badass songs.

3. Neil Diamond gets a bad rap, I think. He gets put in that same category as Barry Manelow and that sucks. Neil has some really good songs. So what if old people like him; hey old people also like the Fairmont... I mean Saving Silverman was basically a tribute to him, and much deserved if you ask me.

2. Shakira has always been very honest, even here hips don't tell stories. She resurrected the career of Wyclef, which was sweet of her. Every time I hit the club I'm lookin for 2 things: this song and some ho that kinda looks like her. WHATTT!

1. JT, but which JT am I talking about? Is it Hinchey or Justin Timberlake? It doesn't really make a difference 'cause they're basically the same person, but for musics' sake I'll stick with Timberlake. He is pretty much everything a guy want to be, and he can sing like a 15 year old girl when he tries hard. The shitty thing is, girls like him even more when he sings like that! WTF brahs? Girls, I would treat you just as bad if you would just give me a freakin chance!

Applause, Applause, Applause

Good One

Our friends from 'rado may have HIT ONE OUT OF THE PARK. Yeah that pun was so intended.

Enter in the d-bag fans: "Oh no, High School Musical is sacred ground!"

Sorry princesses, but HSM 1-3 ain't where it's at. "If I wanted a kiss I would have asked your mom." - Murray!!!!

** Edited to say the man is really trying to bring us down.

OIF is BACK!!! Happy Birthday Buzz!!!

Buzz Troughton is 23!

I hope it's a good birthday for this big dog. And Kevin, if he finds out you're going through his personal stuff, then he will come out and pound you!

Back in the Saddle

Murray warned your asses and now we're back fools. I'm pretty sure we've gotten over that case of writer's block that put us on the shelf for a bit. Murray and I have been working on some ideas, yes he is pulling his weight. This hiatus has given me time to think, and I have noticed that there are quite a few haters of OITO. We're the little blog that could, a working man's blog if you will. Sure, we may not use correct grammar all of the time (don't agrue w/ me murray), but we're much classier. I have a list of the top enemies of this blog, and our domination of them starts TODAY.

I get it, you're super talented and great looking, but we all need a break from you. Even Flutie is sick of you, and he need all the help he can get. Stop stealing Herbstreit's thunder. And another thing, just because you're JP doesn't give you the right to wear white after Labor Day. Jeez what a Gator.



Yeah he may look like a true southern gentleman, but I'm sorry to say that chivalry is dead. Schivera has been out to sabotage OITO from day one. I've tried to overlook some things,but enough is enough. You will never break Shane Murray's spirit, Schivera. Lay off. Friday Night Lights isn't real.

Look Ray, I mean Jamie, you have brought this one on yourself. You are the reason Georgia is never on my mind. You are the reason I didn't vote for Obama, yeah I said it. Stop trying to ruin our lives with your bull. If you want to be perceived as talented, you should model yourself after somebody like this: SNL - Brian Fellows

Last but certainly not least, in fact he's probably the biggest threat/enemy, it's that mother f'er Scary C. Sorry but no pic is available. Given the opportunity, I know you would drop bombs on me. So I'm returning the favor. All I want to say is welcome to America. And since this is America not only can I begin a sentence with and, but I can end it by saying late night kids are lame and toasters are dangerous. Wormsleow will never be as good as the Courtney Bros., especially with that weak ass set list from the other night! So go ahead, try and snipe me. I ain't afraid of nobody, well except for Lesnar.