1.) "Young 'Adolf Hitler' and Two Sisters Removed From Home"
notable quotes:
"The Campbells made national news last month when a ShopRite supermarket refused sell them a birthday cake with Adolf Hitler's name on it."
"Last year, a New Zealand court removed a 9-year-old girl from her parents in order to change her birth name: Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii."
2.) "Kurt Warner Requests HBO Be Blocked At Cardinals' Hotel"
"'HBO glorifies curse words, nakedness, and adult situations. As a Christian, I cannot stand by and let my teammates be put in harm's way' Said Warner"
3) "Hackers Crack Into Texas Road Sign, Warn of Zombies Ahead"
"Transportation officials in Texas are scrambling to prevent hackers from changing messages on digital road signs after one sign in Austin was altered to read, 'Zombies Ahead.'"
"In the meantime, if you're driving in Austin, you can rest assured: There are no zombies ahead."
3 comments:
1. Fox
2. The Onion
3. Fox
You are correct. I thought that would be more difficult than it actually was.
Regardless, there are some pretty ridiculous things that Fox News (as well as other news outlets) will report on.
Thanks for letting us all answer, Goldwater.
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