Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Top 5

Top 5 worst fans (some of you may already know where this is goin)

5. Philadelphia fans; Often times referred to as some of the most miserable people on the face of the Earth, ahh Philly sports fans. Land locked, piss poor weather, and cheese wiz can be just a few things attributing to you's guys's unpleasant dispositions. Your baseball team won a title, so take a deep breath and swallow your blood pressure medicine. I'd say, making it to the NFC Championship game was a pretty big V in itself. You should consider yourself lucky that McNabb and Reid wanted to stick around this long and take your sorry asses to the NFC Champ. 5 times and the Super Bowl once. So what if QBDM "acted lethargic and indifferent" during the last drive of Super Bowl XXXIX and you lost. Wait a second, that no good... Oh and quit obsessing about hockey. It's hockey.

4. Jonas Brothers fans; Let me know when your 18 and maybe I'll change my mind.

3. People that like SCAD; Are you trying to ruin my downtown experience? Get out of here. The shuttle buses, the skinny jeans and scarves, the blah blah fashion, the perfectly messy hair to go with that messy attitude; hit the road back to Ohio. But SCAD has really put Sav on the map fella, no Paula and her funny (not "haha" funny, the other kind) sons already did, so thanks for making this place suck just a tad more.

2. SMN Sports Section fans; yeahhh Calvary

1. Student Section at BC Basketball games; You guys are pathetic. I mean that in the most sincere way imaginable. Stop smoking pot and saying "yeah sweet" about everything, save that for school. It's OK to get excited about something that does not involve scratching your balls or spitting on the plaza. I know, there's probably a few douche bags that won't think you're cool if you stand up and cheer, but there's 5 guys on the floor that would appreciate your support. Oh and by the way, saying "back to basics" or "we can't hear you" is about as gay/lame/stupid/etc. as it gets. You guy's are a bunch of smart asses, so start acting like it. Right now though, you are just an embarrassment to the school. Peace out.

6 comments:

Snuffy said...

I completely agree with the student section. It is because this senior class is pathetic. Every single one of them has a "too cool to care" attitude.

I disagree on SCAD. You cannot deny SCAD's role in revitalizing the historic district, long before anyone knew who Paula was.

Carrel_Fan said...

"...role in revitalizing the historic district" - that's what Mayor Otis is for. But really, they're aren't all bad. I like the girls.

anymouse said...

Replace SCAD with those damn Disney Dogs and the list is perfect. The Bees get a bad rap.

Charlie Dodson said...

I agree that SCAD has been instrumental in keeping downtown Savannah from turning into one big ghetto. However,"the shuttle buses, the skinny jeans and scarves, the blah blah fashion, the perfectly messy hair to go with that messy attitude" do bother me.

Got to take the good with the bad I guess.

Barstool69 said...

Being heady and too cool started to seriously creep in when I was there. It translated into apathy towards supporting sports. This always shocked me because here you were, with a chance to root for athletes that you could sit next to in class. That is always what I got the biggest kick out of.

I think members of this blog were partly to blame. You know who you are.

Carrel_Fan said...

do tell