Toddler Stick Dick

This video explains why Rick is so strong...and so short.

Its Fun Running Over the Ramblin Wreck

360 yards rushing over the GT defense. Gotta love it. The offensive line dominated GT's defense.

Tech's Biggest Fan

Screw Georgia Tech. Go Dawgs

Yellow is the color of cowardness, and certain peoples skin.

Sunday Thoughts

Great Saturday...easily in my top five days...of last week.

1. Stick referred to himself as Stick; that was cool.

2. I found out the truth about Shane's inability to cut bread, can't wait to see it first hand.

3. I am about to finish my second to last paper as an undergrad. I am going to be happy as shit when I am finished writing my last one.

4. I did a good job of pacing myself and guiding my way through day drinking into night drinking. This is something I have struggled with in the past.

5. Rick didn't get taken down by his kryptonite (TIPD).

6. I didn't hit the ball. I think I might know what this is in reference to, but not quite sure.

7. If anyone thinks that The Simpsons has lost a step over the years, they need to catch an episode sometime. Their new episodes are pretty funny, not as excellent as the old ones, but definitely better than the majority of the South Parks this season.

8. Thanksgiving is next week. P Lowe and myself are excited about pecan pie, cus lets get serious...it is the best pie in the world, and in my top five dessert field (tiramisu, creme brule, cannolis, lemon bars)

9. While we are on the subject of Thanksgiving, I like Stove Top better than homemade stuffing

10. While we are on the subject of homemade goods, all a company would have to do to make whatever they are producing "homemade" is hire someone to live in their factory. I've been waiting for a chance to say that for a long time, probably a month or so, and it feels good to get that off of my chest.

11. If my Eagles lose tonight, I might stop watching football

12. My all time coaching record has improved to 2-0...looking to make it 4-0 this week.

13. It is going to be a whirlwind between now and New Years.

14. Oprah announced this week that she is retiring from her show in 2011, probably so she can prepare herself for the end of the world in 2012. Or, she has a plan to save the world, and it is underneath your seat, and everyone in the audience is getting one. I'm thinking it is homemade soap which is made in a factory where a worker "lives."

15. Ya gotta give my Eagles some props on their ability to draft: DeSean Jackson, LeSean McCoy, Jeremy Maclin. As I was typing this DeSean fumbled away a ten yard gain...straight from my lips to the devils ear.

16. I am tired of typing.

17. GRUESOME TWOSOME!!!!

Do I dare disturb the universe?

Today in school, I gave the youngsters a presentation on how to use Animoto...which is actually a pretty cool program, but it ain't free. The school has an account which I could use. Anyway, I am not sure if any of yall have read The Chocolate War...but it is one of my favorite books, and I've been doing a unit plan on the novel with my kids.... anyway...this is the video I made.

Can anyone confirm or deny this?

Rumor has it that Tybee is doing free parking from Thanksgiving to New Years Day...Is this true...is this something new?

Pure Awesomeness

One day, I feel certain, that I will deliver a rousing speech much like this one.

Stavenhagen's Food Pawn Shop with Steve Buscemi and Will Ferrell from Adam "Ghost Panther" McKay

ESPN Reporter Celebrity Death Match

Jenn Brown Vs. Erin Andrews
Who would win?

I'll give credit where credit is due. University of Florida has produced some good looking reporters.

Poke Her Face

I want to personally thank everyone that was at Donnie's this past weekend for ruining South Park before I got a chance to see it. I thought the best part of South Park was Cartman singing. I think it is high time for Trey and Matt to release an album of Cartman singing shit, cause it would be awesome. It would be easy as shit to make and it would make them even more money.

Here are some of my faves.













Now that his birthday is over I would like to say five terrible things about BabyBurg

5. He is mean to my friend Shane
4. He finds personal enjoyment in f-ing with people (thats actually pretty cool, who am I kidding)
3. He doesn't let me keep my burning cigarettes in his pocket any more
2. He says he wants to go drink on the beach late night and I get excited about going down there, then he changes his mind
1. He doesn't think that things which make life better are cool. He despises music. His top ten musical artist of all time list includes Weird Al. He doesn't like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He made fun of Bob Dylan. I think most of this boils down to number four, but who knows. He also enjoys drowning kittens.

In other news...

This is what its like when blogs collide. John Patrick Holland and John Patrick Bunger were out on the prowl Halloween evening at Huc-A-Poos. I am very glad that he was there because I have a witness for the sweetest thing I said to someone in a while. We were looking for the hottest girl at the bar and decided to continue the search out on the deck. 90% of the merchants were in some sort of Halloween regalia. JPH was in an incredible Savannah yuppie costume. I was playing the part of myself from three years ago, coming back from the past to see what the future would be like. anyway....there were two guys standing by the stairs of the porch. One was wearing a shirt that was similar to what Cowherd was wearing in that picture with JJH4 and the other was wearing a tight hipster flannel.... Something was said which gave reason to shake hands with the gents...perhaps an introduction. As I was taking a step or two to shake the guy's hand I ask "What are you guys dressed up as? Douchebags?" They didn't find it as funny as I did, but every thing was smoothed over rather quickly. But they were d-bags. I'm gonna have to remember that one-liner for next year. Godspeed.

Better Late Than Never

I can honestly say that I am very lucky person. I have had the same best friend since I was born. Donnie and I have known each other since birth. Our families have always been good friends even before we were born. I do not consider D just my best friend, he is my BROTHER. I do not know how common it is for someone to stay best friends with someone since day one, but I am really glad we have been. Through all the years of my life I know that he has had and will have my back. He is just one hell of a guy.

Things about Don:

1) I know that if something happens to me and or my parent, I know my sister will be taken care of. We all know Donnie likes to joke around, but anyone messes with Erin, and my dad or I can't handle it; Hurricane Bell will be unleashed.

2) If I have not talk to Don and I am half way across the country and I need his help; he will be on the first flight out.

3) The Bell residence has always been a second home to me, and vice-versa with mine.

4) There has never been a more intense friendly rivalry than between him and I, whether it be video games, racquetball, ect. We both want to beat the piss out of each other; however, when its over its over. There is never any gloating or rubbing it in the others face.

5) Don is my back up best man in my wedding if my dad somehow is not capable of it, and he is also the Godfather to my first child.

Heres to you buddy. HAPPY BIRTHDAY