Clash of the Titans

I'm not sure if these 2 ever had an encounter while at BC, but boy it would have been something special. I was pretty bored today in class, and began to imagine what it would be like if Scary Croissant and Andre Gadson conversed. These are two first ballot Hall of Famers and there is absolutely no doubt about that. I was cracking myself up in class thinking about this one and it may go a little something like this:





Scary: "You know what I fucking hate?"
Dre: "uhh yeah, yeah...fuckin PT Cruiser"
Scary: "I can't stand all the people that just love Georgia, I mean I'm a Georgia Tech kind of man."
Dre: "yeah, fuckin Varsity dude"
Scary: "So, what are you into? I'm a late night guy. I party all night and sleep all day."
Dre: "yeah yeah PBR, chicks and bro's...fuckin sweet man"
Scary: "I hate PBR, I'd like to tear down that fuckin brewery piece by piece and stick up their asses!!!"
Dre: "Ughh nasty brah, why talkin bout stickin shit up peoples boonky? You gay man."
Scary: "I know it's pretty intense. Have you heard Wormsleow's newest single? It really moves me."
Dre: "yeahh fuckin soft rock, yeah Neil Diamond"

NFL picks week 4

Green Bay (-3.0) vs. MINNESOTA
DALLAS (-13.5) vs. St. Louis
CAROLINA (-3.0) vs. Tampa Bay
Seattle (-2.0) vs. SAN FRANCISCO
Pittsburgh (-6.5) vs. ARIZONA
INDIANAPOLIS (-10.0) vs. Denver
Philadelphia (-3.0) vs. NEW YORK G-MEN
New England (-7.5) vs. CINCINNATI

FC Savannah week 3 recap

Who else is back? Well the Sand Gnats finally came up with a good effort, and notched a victory for their extremely anxious owner. Each team has seen this pretty much every week -- two or three guys score a ton of points and the rest just kinda hang out. Brian Westbrook had 40 pts., McNabb and some guy named Kevin Curtis had 35 a piece, and Brett Favre had a monster day. All of the big name/point getting running backs continue to struggle. Guys like LT, LJ, Steven Jackson, and Frank Gore aren't even in the top 40, but that can't last right? Right? I don't know. It remains the season of the QB and WR. The top 5 point leaders are all quarterbacks, including everyones preseason dark horse pick, Derek Anderson. However, Anderson's reign may not last for much longer. If the Browns continue to be the Browns, we'll see Brady Quinn in a few weeks.



There were a lot of good matchups this past week, and we had our first tie of the season. Mitch and Scott were attached at the hip all weekend. In the Battle of the Bro's, Andrew's team prevailed over Shane. Hopefully we can all still be friends when the season is over. For some reason no one can beat Bo. His team looks just OK, but some how he's 3-0. A lot of teams are hovering around @ 1-2, and I think each one has a good chance to win.



Bold predictions for week 4:
- Bear Down Chi Bears will lose to the Boinkers
- The Gnats will win the Battle of 1308 E. 52nd St. by 7pts
- Tom Brady will have +40pts against the Bengals D.



Significant Injuries: JP Losman (Buffalo), Deuce McCallister (New Orleans), Andre Johnson (Houston) will be out for a while



Matchup of the Week 4: Bear Down Chi Bears vs. the Boinkers



"I'm livin' la vida without the loca"

NFL picks week 3 results

Indy/Houston PUSH, Green Bay, New England, Pittsburgh, Jacksonville, Cincinnati, Dallas, Tennessee

1. Andrew - 6-2 (13-11)

2. Joey - 5-3 (13-11)

3. Donnie - 3-5 (14-10)

4. Shane - 2-6 (7-17)

6. Jack - DNP (5-19)

The overall records of a couple of people have been adjusted. If you don't pick a week I'll pencil you in for a 1-7 week. Kinda fair right?

This just in....again

In case you missed Sportscenter tonight, the schuper duper Lou Holtz picked South Carolina to beat LSU, and Notre Dame to pick their first W of the season. He's like that girl that get's beat up by her boyfriend, but the girl keeps coming back for more. Good bless you CLH.

To Clear Things Up

Superman that Hoe:

When you're doing a girl doggy style, pull out, and cum on her back/ass. When she tells you to wipe it off, you pretend to, and when she wakes up, she has the bed sheets stuck to her back like supermans cape.

"Dude, tonight, im totally going to superman that hoe."

Winne the POOOOOOOOh!

NFL picks week 3

Indianapolis (-6.0) vs. HOUSTON
San Diego (-5.5) vs. GREEN BAY
NEW ENGLAND (-17.0) vs. Buffalo
PITTSBURGH (-9.0) vs. San Francisco
DENVER (-3.5) vs. Jacksonville
SEATTLE (-3.5) vs. Cincinnati
CHICAGO (-3.0) vs. Dallas
NEW ORLEANS (-4.5) vs. Tennessee

FC Savannah week 2 recap

You know, I can put the Sand Gnats in a position to win, but is ultimately up to them to go out there and perform. I don't feel like they're doing that. I do have something to build on going into week 3, and that's that I did eclipse the 100 pt. mark this past week. It was definitely the year of the running back last season, and that's far from true this season. So far no one has seen much production from the running back position. Of the top 15 point getters, 2 are running backs (#'s 14 and 15), and they aren't LT, Larry Johnson or Frank Gore. No, they are Lamont Jordan and Edgerrin James. What the f?

I feel like George Steinbrenner at the moment. I'm impatient and willing to dump a lot of players to get one big name guy. That is probably not the solution to my problem. I might even fire the team's manager, oh wait that's not going to work. The Sand Gnats organization is trying to stay calm and remember that it's only week 2 baby! But that mentality won't last forever, it's close to desperation time. I NEED A WIN.

There is a huge group stuck at 1-1, and you guys are sandwiched between Bo's team (2-0) and some other team @ 0-2. The Boinkers, Mitch's gay men, and Murda's team are all loaded with great players. They have really good QBs and big play WRs. It's looking like that's what is going to win this league. So, I need you guys to give me at least 2 players off each of your teams. I still think that if just a couple of the pussys on my team would step up just a tiny bit, then I can compete. We'll have to wait and see...


- Key injuries: Andre Johnson (Houston) likely out for this Sunday
- Some pretty good matchups in week 3 including: S Murda vs. The Boinkers (this will surely test the brotherhood) and Mitch's dudes vs. Prairie Dogs (no rubber)


WEEK 10.

week 2 picks results

Pittsburgh, San Francisco, Atlanta, Tennessee, New England, Washington, Dallas, New York Jets.

Donnie - 5-3 (11-5)
Shane - 5-3
Joey - 4-4 (8-8)
Andrew - 3-5 (7-9)
Jack - 3-5

OJ Simpson Interview

BC vs. Groves

Cadets roll over Rebels
By Savannah Morning News
Created 2007-09-15 23:30
Benedictine 28, Groves 7

Benedictine wasted no time getting on the scoreboard Saturday afternoon. Resuming its football game against Groves that had been postponed from Friday night, the Cadets scored on their first play en route to a 28-7 win over the Rebels.The game resumed with 4 minutes, 25 seconds to play in the opening quarter and BC on Groves' 4-yard line. On the first snap, senior quarterback A.J. DeFilippis ran in for a score.BC coach Bob Herndon said getting on the board was important for his Cadets given the unusual start to the game."I think it was a big challenge," he said. "I think the key that set the tone was we were able to score (quickly). When we got the score and got the other score, we felt pretty comfortable."The Cadets (2-1) scored on their next possession, taking the ball 83 yards downfield following a red-zone stand by the defense.Groves (0-3) marched the ball from its own 42 down to the BC 2. On the first play of the second quarter, Groves quarterback Cameron Tillman was flushed from the pocket and used his legs to keep the play alive before finding an open receiver in the end zone. Tillman's pass was dropped, and the Rebels went on to turn over the ball on downs without a point."We would have had a 7-7 football game, and God knows where it goes from there," said Groves coach Richard Redding. "I would say it was certainly a negative point, but I wouldn't say the game turned on that point. But it was certainly big."The Cadets followed with an impressive drive, capping a 14-play 7-plus-minute possession with Caleb Collins' 3-yard touchdown run.BC finished the game with 248 rushing yards and was led by John Williams' 64 yards on eight carries."I thought out backs did a good job, our offensive line did a nice job and our quarterback did a good job reading," Herndon said. "Overall, we're pleased."The Cadets extended their lead in the third quarter on a 3-yard touchdown run up the middle by Cameron White. DeFilippis connected with tight end Matt Janufka from 8 yards out for the Cadets' final score.Groves finally got on the scoreboard on its final drive of the game.Tillman did a nice job running and throwing the ball for the Rebels. He cashed in on a 1-yard sneak with 3:57 left to play.Tillman finished with 112 total yards of offense, 22 coming on the ground despite several sacks. He was 3-for-13 passing for 90 yards."Cameron played very well. I was very proud of him," Redding said. "He had a lot of pressure today, and he rose up and met the challenge."

BC 7 7 7 7 - 28
GHS 0 0 0 7 - 7
BC-A.J. DeFilippis 4 run (Daniel Fischer kick)
BC-Caleb Collins 3 run (Fischer kick)
BC-Cameron White 3 run (Fischer kick)
BC-Matt Janufka 8 pass from DeFilippis (Fischer kick)
GHS-Cameron Tillman 1 run (kick good)
BC GHS
First downs 10 9
Rushing 32-149 28-49
Passing 49 90
Comp.-Att.-Int. 4-5-0 3-13-1
Fumbles-lost 2-1 3-1
Punts 1-NA 1-NA

*stats do not include portion of first quarter played Friday

Week 2 picks

PITTSBURGH (-10.0) vs. Buffalo
Indianapolis (-7.5) vs. TENNESSEE
ST. LOUIS (-3.0) vs. San Francisco
JACKSONVILLE (-10.5) vs. Atlanta
Dallas (-4.0) vs. MIAMI
BALTIMORE (-10.0) vs. New York Jets
NEW ENGLAND (-4.0) vs. San Diego
PHILADELPHIA (-7.0) vs. Washington

This just in...

According to UrbanDictionary.com, "A sore loser is someone who loses in a fair competition but whines about it on a constant basis, blaming everyone around them for their loss except themselves. Fun to taunt, but no fun to play with.
'Stop throwing chess pieces at me, ya damn sore loser!'"

I'm not by any means calling anyone I know a sore loser. Instead I was just browsing the internet and stumbled upon this interesting subject.

Also, on a completely different note, Joey does have a really good team this year in fantasy football, but so does Michigan. I'm not trying to compare Joey to Lloyd Carr, because lets face it, Llyod Carr has won games before.

In closing, sorry? Joey, umm...I swear I really didn't even think that I would beat your ass that bad.
Go Burress, Week 10

FC Savannah week 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDAq5tyfk9E

Thanks Denny. Now before we crown the asses of week 1 winners, let us look a little bit deeper into the numbers. I don't think is any doubt that Larry and I were hanged out to dry by our respective teams. On paper, we are far superior to the rest of you scrubs, but for some reason our guys didn't really show up for work this week. I think the real winner of week 1 was Pat McCarthy. Seriously, 147 pts. with that team?(just kidding Patrick, keep up the good work) Shane's two man wrecking crew of Tony Romo and Plaxico Burress assured him a huge upset victory over the heavily favored Sand Gnats. Oh by the way, the Commissioner's Office is looking into some questionable moves by Murray that led to his win. The only comment I can make about this matter is that I am dissappointed with some of Murray's tactics. Well they can't all be winners, and a wise man once said "just get better men". Hey, it's only week one! The race for that #1 spot may be to close to call right now, but we'll keep an eye out. Some dark horse teams to look out for this season would be the Bad Newz Kennels and the Sand Gnats. Some teams that may be getting a little too much love are S Murder and the Prairie Dogs (sorry Scott and not sorry Shane, not really professional how you ran the score up on me). Hey Donnie and Jack, see what you're missing out on?

Week 1 Standings
1. S Murder - 1-0-0 w/ 187 pts. *
Anchorman - 1-0-0 w/ 162 pts.
Prairie Dogs - 1-0-0 w/ 128 pts.
4 Horsemen - 1-0-0 w/ 127 pts.
Bear Down Bears - 1-0-0 w/ 108 pts.
2. P Drizzle - 0-1-0 w/ 147 pts. (tough draw)
Mitch's men (super sassy) - 0-1-0 w/ 114 pts.
Boinkers - 0-1-0 w/ 107 pts.
Sand Gnats - 0-1-0 w/ 84 pts.
Bad Newz Kennels - 0-1-0 w/ 77 pts.

* - under further review by league office

- Most interesting matchup of week 2 is Prairie Dogs vs. P Drizzle fo Shizzle.
- Look for some big production in week 2 from the entire Bengals offense, Rex Grossman, Steve Smith, Brian Westbrook, and Donovan McNabb.
- Significant injuries: Eli Manning (Giants), Mike Brown (Bears), Terry Glenn (Cowboys), D.J. Hackett (Seahawks).

See you in week 10 Shane.

NFL picks week 1 results

Green Bay, Dallas, San Diego, New England, Buffalo, Tennessee, Cincinnati, and Minnesota.

Donnie - 6-2
Andrew - 4-4
Joey - 4-4

NFL Picks week 1

PHILADELPHIA (-3.0) vs. Green Bay
DALLAS (-6.0) vs. New York Giants
SAN DIEGO (-6.0) vs. Chicago
New England (-6.5) vs. NEW YORK JETS
Denver (-3.0) vs. BUFFALO
JACKSONVILLE (-6.5) vs. Tennessee
CINCINNATI (-3.0) vs. Baltimore
MINNESOTA (-3.0) vs. Atlanta (Vickless)

Lines courtesy of Bodog.com

Holy Cow!

All of you knew this was coming. It is now time to do some reflecting on what happened this past weekend in Athens. In my search for true brotherdom and Allah Rackbar I stumbled upon a shining star, a diamond in the rough if you will. To protect the innocent I won't use this person real name, but we'll call him/her Scary Croissant(the retards might have to think a little harder about who's name that sounds like). Scary comes across as the type of person who is very loyal to his acquaintances, but he could shove something up your ass at the drop of a hat. Be careful. Croissant is a very warm person, for example when two perfect strangers entered a room, he was the first to welcome them to America. It don't get no better than that brothers! Croissant is also a very good house sitter, and him and "late night kids" get along real well. Boy Scouts couldn't offer better directions. Two young sluts asked us where Generals was, and Scary answered, "I don't know, but you can follow us around for like 2 hours". A real Savannah gentleman.

Now don't get it twisted, we did do other things besides get taught life lessons by Scary. Just ask Donnie, he might be able to tell you a few things that happened. "I bet that girl in the red dress has a pusssssy". I meant to do that. We met a guy from Atlanta that was a vagina (go figure). Oh yeah, there was a football game played on Saturday night. Jack kept us dancing all day and night with his latest game day mix. My personal favorite was "mmm bop", boy that one is timeless. None of you saw this, but Brandon New frog splashed a ping pong table Friday night, and quickly became the new Intercontinental Champ. KENNNEDYYYYYY. All in all it was a pretty successful trip. No sign of Nasty Chicken, but I did find what it means to be a brother. Rick we're all proud of you. You may be 5'6, but you've got a big heart my friend. KENNNNNNNNEDYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, I know this wasn't a conventional top 5, but we want some reader participation. Post your favorite quotes from this past weekend. We'll create a countdown of your favorite gems. POST!!!!

He're a little something for your hard work:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2zRGQX2QLo

Stay Classy Savannah

Here is an article that I found on Connect Savannah's website after hearing about it on the radio. In the article, the author describes how, because of an unruly crowd, it was humiliating to be a Savannahian during the Dave Chappelle standup routine a couple weeks ago at the Johnny Mercer Theatre.

As someone that went to the show, (show, sounds like I saw Mickey live or something....wooooohoooo) I would be surprised if another big performer ever came to this town. I love Savannah and plan on never leaving it, but some crackers really know how to get drunk and ruin everyones good time. According to the radio, Dave Chappelle said Savannah was the rudest town he has ever been too and I dont blame him. Its too bad all he got to see was rednecks from Richmond Hill and Garden City.