Saturday, December 1, 2007

Seeing the latest poll to your right, it is obvious that there are some people who dont want Tim Tebow to win the heisman trophy just because he is white. So i did a little research that wasnt already done and found some things you probly didnt already know. (Last comment very sarcastic, see I am too lazy to look for stats that arent already known because i dont have the journalism skills of my cousin patrick. But after i just got done with the stats......im never doing them again because they are too complicated for me to figure out how many spaces to put between each category.)

Your Favorite: Darren McFadden
Rushing Stats- Passing- Recieving in the ass
Attempts-304 Attempts-11 Receptions-21
Yards-1725 Completions-6 Yards-164
Avg.-5.7 Yards-123 Long-57
Long-80 Long-42 TD-1
TD-15 TD-4
'fumblerooskies'- I do not think the ESPN stats are correct because in the LSU game he fumbled a couple times.....sorry for ESPN joey-attitudisms.(achooBEING LATEooo)

*Ill give McFaggen the fact that hes a catalyst to his team, and to the success of arkansas, and to the fact that he is gay, dont kid yourself Donnie if Darren has as much influence on you as Rick does, you'd...........still be gay. But heres a couple reasons why McFaggen shouldnt be crowned 'Low-women'- i know, i know, bad joke, that even a stretch for me.


Heisman Favorite: Tim Tebow
Rushing Stats: Passing:
Attempts-194 Att-217
Yards-838 Completions-318Average-4.3 Completion%-68.5
Longest-25 Yards-3132
Tds-22 TD-29 (Long-66)
Fumbles-0 Int-6
Lost-0 Rating-177.8



*Seeing that Tim Tebow is not recieving it in the poopshoot that should give him one up in the Heisman votes..unless the voters are gay..and since the past Heisman winners get 1 vote, and seeing that Matt Lionheart, Carson Palmer, and Chris "IM 28 and still play in college" Weinke get a vote, them being gay doesnt help Tim Tebow much.

In my closing arguments, I only have a couple things to say.
1. As Ivan Meisel put it, The Heisman vote is based upon this premise. "I hereby designate (name, school) as my first choice to receive the Heisman Memorial Trophy, awarded to the most outstanding college football player in the United States for 2007." It doesn't say, "the most outstanding college football player who doesn't disrupt my sleep patterns," (Should i put Darren McFadden at QB, RB, or WR) or "the most outstanding college football player who is preferably a junior or senior,"(Not once is sophomore mentioned) or "the most outstanding college football player whose team is undefeated and playing in the BCS Championship Game."(Only team that has lost games that should be playing in the BCS championship is Morehead state.)
2. Dont be racist and vote for Darren McFadden because he is of your race...dont kid yourself shane freckles are just a shade of black.
3. In the words of Peter Griffin. "C'MONNNNNN, C'MONNNNNN!"
4. This entire post was my first...and i apologize if it seemed virginist and one-sided. and i do not take criticism well.
5. On a lighter note, this is Murray v. McBride in a dance off!!!



2 comments:

Charlie Dodson said...

1:McFadden has done a lot more with a lot less around him.
2: People who cry after losses should be disqualified.
3: Tebow wasn't outstanding enough when the game was on the line for Florida at least three times this year.
4: If it's so close, why not give it to the Senior?
5: No one is even mentioning Jayson Foster, and Bean has got to be pissed.

sauers6 said...

what senior are u talking about in this conversation?