Joey Blagojevich

Has Joey been honest with us? He may be the son of former Gov. Rob Blagojevich. Some folks down yonder on Rancho de Tybee Island think he is.

"For Real, We Appreciate You" Award Show

You've waited all week, and it's finally here. The "For Real, We Appreciate You" Awards Show starts now. We Would like to thank our sponsors, the Sav'h Riverfront Association, the Fairmont, Blessed Sacrament School, and Tybee Fest. 2009. Shall I be so bold as to say, 2008 = best year ever? Yes, I shall. Tonight is a celebration of all that was '08. Remember, we're all winners tonight, except the losers. I hope you have your acceptance speeches prepared for the comment section, because away we go...

Lights, camera, action...

And for tonight's first award, The winner of Destination 2008 is...

New Orleans '08!!!

No surprise here. For the other nominees, this was a lot like bringing a knife to a gun fight. New Orleans brought with it so so many things. Hand Grenades, Harrah's, and crazy Hawaiians. What more could you ask for? Oh yeah, cops that couldn't give a shit, KAs, Donnie's journey to find himself, and that little spark between Shane and the lady friend. Congratulations New Orleans and thanks for having us.


Here to present the Announcer of the Year Award is Charles Barkley. Appreciate ya cracka. Wait, did someone say somethin 'bout Harrah's? They got my lucky craps table and dem waitresses wit the booty. Anyways, that's terrible. The knucklhead Annoucer of the Year is...

Holland!!!

I gotta say, this was arguably the most competitive of all the categories. Rossiter's wit and charm weren't enough. And the the tandem of Sheehan, the Voice of BC Basketball, and Holland are similar to give and go styles of Stockton and Malone. When it's all said and done, Holland, very reminiscent of Malone, is a finisher. He knows exactly what to do with the mic, and OITO looks forward to great things from this guy. "NOOOOOOO!!! Kevin, that might have been the worst call I have ever seen in my life!"

Moving right along. The Hunter "Scooter" Krutch Humility Award goes to...

P "blue balls and fumes" Lowe!!!

Damnit, I thought I had this one for sure. Congrats P, you deserve it. A lot of people have got you all wrong. People think of you as this cocky, selfish, self-loathing individual. Wait, no they don't. P Lowe is the definition of humility. Comparable to Robin Hood, P is eager tee up the rich and give to the poor.

The Diarrhea at the Mouth Award winner is...

that Carter kid

The overwhelming favorite here. That Carter kid has made about one or zero friends since moving from the big city. But what can you expect from a brainiac brohan? He has coined phrases like, "____ are the tits" and "your fat and I make money". Wait that Carter kid, is that the way you should talk to a lady? Oh, you had a 4.0 a UGA, so yeah you had to of aced "How to Talk to Chicks". My b, brodoggy dog. You're the tits for winning this award and here's to hoping you straight murk 2009.

Well, that was something. We all know how girls are, some of us more than others. This next one may be a hard one to swallow for the... oh God that's what she said, got em. Sorry, I just don't want the losers to get too upset. I know they are all intently reading. Here to present the award for Girl of the Year, my man Scary C.

What up, what up fools!? Welcome to America. How are you crazy fuckshits living? Right on. I know some girls. They're kick ass, chillers. We grove and stuff, late night. We mack on some toasted pb & j's, no dicks allowed. HA! The winner is...

The Holland Twins!!!

They're like the Olsen twins, but they weren't born at the same time. They both do a lot of volunteer work with the elderly and the local soup kitchen. DGG, Damn Good Girls. In other good works, they hang out with us sometime and then it looks we know girls.

The Out of Context Award is presented to none other than...

Shane!!!!

I know there was a push for OIA's arch nemesis to win this, Al pal, but this one isn't close. So, we're watching a pretty good basketball game, and Shane is feeling the pressure to say something. We're running out of things to talk about at half time; Shane blurts out passionately, "I like those balls, they're better to play with because they're ribbed. You can get a good grip on one" Yikes. I can only dream that one day, that's what she will say. Well, maybe not the ribbed part. When it comes to suggestive language, Shane's cup overfloweth. Really looking forward to your acceptance speech following the show.

I think we need to sweeten things up a bit. There were some mighty cute people in '08, and put them together and you've got some damn cute couples. There was Shane and his chickens and ducks, Donnie and every girl, Rick and Larry, Jack and like 4 girls, and there's lonely ole me. The cutest couple of them all is...

Donnie and Dixie!!!

These two have come a long way. Dixie used to bite Donnie a little bit. This is more than a Dawg liking a dog, this is one island embracing another island. This is progress!

** Too long. Part 2 of the award show will be posted tomorrow. Be on the look out for the best Underdog Blog, the best Band, Blogger of the Year, and Big Dawg of the Year! Winners, post your acceptance speeches in the comment section. TTYL.

Love, Shane & Joey

Pop Quiz. Who published it...?

TheOnion.com or FowNews.com?


1.) "Young 'Adolf Hitler' and Two Sisters Removed From Home"
notable quotes:

"The Campbells made national news last month when a ShopRite supermarket refused sell them a birthday cake with Adolf Hitler's name on it."
"Last year, a New Zealand court removed a 9-year-old girl from her parents in order to change her birth name: Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii."

2.) "Kurt Warner Requests HBO Be Blocked At Cardinals' Hotel"

"'HBO glorifies curse words, nakedness, and adult situations. As a Christian, I cannot stand by and let my teammates be put in harm's way' Said Warner"

3) "Hackers Crack Into Texas Road Sign, Warn of Zombies Ahead"

"Transportation officials in Texas are scrambling to prevent hackers from changing messages on digital road signs after one sign in Austin was altered to read, 'Zombies Ahead.'"
"In the meantime, if you're driving in Austin, you can rest assured: There are no zombies ahead."

Demolition Party

Within the next few weeks, my parents house at Club Tybee Island will be coming down. My mom told me that the night before, I could go down there and break any windows I wanted. She even insisted that I tee a ball up and put one throught the front glass door. I am going to see if she will allow me and some of the broskies to have a little fun with the house....destruction and carnage my friends. Hopefully, she will let us do it. If we do get to do it, there will certain items you can bring and certain items you can't
Approved list of Destructive Items:
chainsaw
bats
crowbars
golf clubs
Rick
bolt cutters
wire cutters
Andrew Jackson and of course Hurricane

Non Approve list of Destructive Items:
Nothing that deals with pyro
ninja swords
guns
Bunger

That's what Sheehan said.

Quote of the night thus far, Sheehan: "What a night for the Cannon's, they turn 62 tonight and can now start drawing Social Security."

It's too late to apologize.

Of course it's not too late to say I'm sorry. I've realized that I ruffled some feathers a few days ago. To all of the Busy Bees out there, I'm sorry for telling the truth about SCAD. Yes, they have taken shitty buildings and filled them up with fabric and douche bag kids. And I know I'm supposed to believe that this is all for the betterment of our community. I just think if you guys actually lived Downtown, then you might catch my drift. Ahh, you haven't lived until you rise to the smell of brunch being served at J Christopher's or JChris'; that's what the Dtowners like to call it. Dreams do come true, all it takes is an old fashioned "can do" attitude and the buy/rent ad section of the SMN. I'm getting off topic. Help me and my roommate clean up these streets. With your support we can drive the SCAD kids out of Downtown and into Garden City and Pooler. If it sounds like a vicious cycle, it probably is.

Before I go, I want to mention one last thing. With the emergence of the infamous Disney Dawgs, there is no room for the Busy Bees on this or any other blog. Love you but you got to go.

This is why Reality T.V. Sucks

I just read on http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/super-bowl/01/26/to.ap/index.html that T.O. is going to have his own reality show. Reality television sucks. You would think after Rock of Love and even Bromance that people would stop watching this bullshit. Nobody's life is too boring to watch this crap. I can't believe these television executives are going to let this show go on the air. I also cannot believe they are giving a show to one of the most egotistical athletes in all of sports. The next thing you are going to here Mr. Owens complain about is why his show did not win an emmy.

Front Runner for 2009

Listen to what this relationship expert has to say about the Obamas around the 9/10 sec. mark. This is the absolute "money shot" out of context for '09. Oh Michelle, scissor me timbers!!!

And the nominees are...

The nominees for Destination 2008 are:

- Tybee, "Dude, I just slept on the steps of Bennie's."
- Hilton Head
- Turpentine Creek Exotic Wildlife Refuge, Eureka Springs, Arkansas
- New Orleans 2008


The nominees for Announcer of the Year are:

- Holland, "bends at the knees, dribbles, and fires"; "When it comes to coaching sometimes two heads are better than one."; "You just can't make that call, this is big boy basketball!"
- Sheehan, "He walked and they didn't call it!"
- Rossiter, "Let's give that defense a hand"; "If anyone has lost an Eco watch, we got it up here in the booth that'll be $100, ha"



The nominees for the Hunter "Scooter" Krutch Humility Award are:

- "skip to my" Lou Holtz
- Joey "Good Santa" Sims
- P "I got this one" Lowe



The Nominees for the Diarrhea at the Mouth Award are:

- Scary Croissant "...your dick, my toaster; those must be some late night kids over there"
- that Carter kid " tits"; "'bout to murk that mojito bro"; "your fat and I make money"
- Thom Brennaman "if you're fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it"


Nominees for Girl of the Year are:

- The Holland Twins
- Creamer
- Hinchey
- Peggy


Nominees for Out of Context:

- Murray's, "I like those balls..."; Trust me, this one goes on and on.
- Blogger "Ally", "You'd do yourselves...to say it once"
- P Mac's, "For the two of us in Atlanta that have frequented your apartment many times this fall, this comes as a major blow."


The Cutest Couple nominees are:

- Donnie and Murray's dog
- Keenan and December
- Jack and Mary Lewis



Nominees for the Biggest Disappointment of '08:

- Work
- the Atlanta Braves
- Tony Romo
- Missing St. Patrick's Day for the second year in a row.
- Barstool not getting kicked off of OIA.


The Underdog Blog Award nominees are:

- Diamonds are Forever
- BC Gottum
- The little Blog that could. "Only in the Office"
- Only in Greg's House.


Best Band nominees are:


- TI feat. Rihanna
- Ocean Street brought to you by Southern Tide RumRunners '09, I was there!!!!!
- Eddie Murphy


The nominees for Best Bar/Restaurant are:

- Good Time Charlie's, Tallahassee, FL
- Willie's Weenie Wagon, Brunswick, GA
- Windrose, Tybee Island, GA
- Senor Frogs, Cancun, Mexico
- Harrahs Buffet


The nominees for Biggest Catastrophe of 2008 are:

- Jack losing his dinner all over Andrew M's beach house.
- Jack losing his middle finger at Shane's house.
- Paparazzi catching Shane in compromising position on Tybee. Shane almost gets fired less than 2 months into job.
- Taco Bell putting chives in P Sauers' burrito supreme
- Keenan
- Bunger table dancing at Windrose


The nominees for Animal of the Year are:

- Ratatouille
- Mr Oswald "Ozzie" Kennedy, Kennnnnneeeeeeddy,
- All of Donnie's girlfriends. *rimshot*
- Mitchell's dogs
- Disney Dawgs


The nominees for Post of the Year are:

- Football by Blowey Rims
- Thank for Nothing most of '06 by JJH4
- Tech Fan Tuesday by Rick
- OMG by Carrel "the Tits" Fan
- PMA: Let's go back to NOLA by Donnie


The nominees for List/Top 5 of the Year are:

- Au Revoir, Athens by Donnie
- 7 Top 5's by John Jack
- A lot is offered up in this one, A Brief New Orleans Recap by P Mac
- Oh They're Totally Gay Brah by Sims Dawg


The nominees for Blogger of the Year are :

- JJH4
- Barstools77
- Carrel_Fan
- Shane
- P Lowe
- sauers6
- ally
- Patrick M
- Donnie
- anymouse


The nominees for the Big Dawg of the Year are:

- Andrew Jackson
- TP
- Murray
- Slic
- Donnie
- JJH4


The drama will unfold later this week!

Happy Birthday Jack

Top 5

Top 5 worst fans (some of you may already know where this is goin)

5. Philadelphia fans; Often times referred to as some of the most miserable people on the face of the Earth, ahh Philly sports fans. Land locked, piss poor weather, and cheese wiz can be just a few things attributing to you's guys's unpleasant dispositions. Your baseball team won a title, so take a deep breath and swallow your blood pressure medicine. I'd say, making it to the NFC Championship game was a pretty big V in itself. You should consider yourself lucky that McNabb and Reid wanted to stick around this long and take your sorry asses to the NFC Champ. 5 times and the Super Bowl once. So what if QBDM "acted lethargic and indifferent" during the last drive of Super Bowl XXXIX and you lost. Wait a second, that no good... Oh and quit obsessing about hockey. It's hockey.

4. Jonas Brothers fans; Let me know when your 18 and maybe I'll change my mind.

3. People that like SCAD; Are you trying to ruin my downtown experience? Get out of here. The shuttle buses, the skinny jeans and scarves, the blah blah fashion, the perfectly messy hair to go with that messy attitude; hit the road back to Ohio. But SCAD has really put Sav on the map fella, no Paula and her funny (not "haha" funny, the other kind) sons already did, so thanks for making this place suck just a tad more.

2. SMN Sports Section fans; yeahhh Calvary

1. Student Section at BC Basketball games; You guys are pathetic. I mean that in the most sincere way imaginable. Stop smoking pot and saying "yeah sweet" about everything, save that for school. It's OK to get excited about something that does not involve scratching your balls or spitting on the plaza. I know, there's probably a few douche bags that won't think you're cool if you stand up and cheer, but there's 5 guys on the floor that would appreciate your support. Oh and by the way, saying "back to basics" or "we can't hear you" is about as gay/lame/stupid/etc. as it gets. You guy's are a bunch of smart asses, so start acting like it. Right now though, you are just an embarrassment to the school. Peace out.

Take That You Cracka Ass, Cracka!

To my amazement and almost completely accidentally, I stumbled on a gold mine of White Racist Jokes. Regardless of whether it was arrogance or ignorance, I never knew these existed.
Low and Behold:

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

more to follow......

Inauguration 2009

For You Guys

OITO's "For Real, We Appreciate You" Awards

To show our appreciation to the friends of this blog, the Big Dawgs here at OITO are going to hand out some gold stars. There will be quite a few categories, and maybe we'll have some multiple gold star winners. 2008 brought with it some highs and lows. Let's chief on the highs, brahs. And we're going to really harp on the lows. You know, the usual stuff. First things first, are the categories. Categories will vary and awards will be dished out to people, places, and quotes/ideas. Once I post the categories, it will be your job to suggest some nominees for appropriate categories. You can nominate yourself. Of course, all final decisions, concerning the nominees, will be made by the committee. It's not all about you guys, come on.


Categories are as follows:

• Destination 2008 (the top vacation destination of 2008)
• Announcer of the Year
• Humility Award
  
• Diarrhea at the Mouth Award
  
• Girl of the Year
• Out of Context Award
  
• Cutest Couple of the Year
  
• Biggest Disappointment of the Year
• Underdog Blog of the Year
• Best Band
  
• Bar/Restaurant of the Year
• Biggest Catastrophe of the Year
• Best Animal of the Year
• Post of the Year
• List of the Year
• Blogger of the Year
• Big Dawg of the Year

Now, spit out some nominees. We'll meet in the middle and hand out some gold stars.

Superbowl

Since Bruce Springsteen is playing at the Superbowl this year, I was pondering about what songs he will play during the halftime show. My choices are Glory Days, Born in the U.S.A, and Born to Run. I know these are very obvious choices, but they are my picks. I am glad the boss is playing.

All are welcome.

Where a dawg can be a dawg.

Bad Todd Mcshay! Badd

Listen here Todd Mcshay! I got a bone to pick with your ass. I saw on ESPN that you said Mark Sanchez was a better overall quaterback than Matthew Stafford. Yes, I will admitt that I have had a love/hate relationship with Stafford, but he is definately the better quaterback of the two. All Sanchez had was a better defense, and yes Willie that was your fault.(I agree slick, and you are welcome.) Stafford is a lot more talented and is better suited as a pro-style quaterback. So quit saying Mark is better, because he is not. Also for the record, does the the Pac-10 deserve more respect for going 5-0 in the bowl games? No they do not! Fuck the Pac-10 as well as the Big 10.

In Honor of Slick

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Mighty good times and memories

This street is only a few blocks away from BC on Waters.

Tebow haters:Just for fun.

To Shane and PLowe

OITO's Entertainment Bonanza Extravaganza!!!!

Boy, we've got a lot happening on the television! From cheeseball singers that can't get a record deal the old fashioned way to a show that has a woman as President, this year has sounded off like one of those really atrocious, rude farts. Yeah, a fart so bad that even you, yourself can't appreciate. TV has done nothing but suck since FOX told Ron Howard and Arrested Development to take a hike. In this post, I will come clean about some of the bullshit that I watch, but I will also slam those horribly faggy shows that others find entertaining. When it's all over just remember, I still like you guys but I hate your favorite shows.

This is....American Idol. Again. I think we've had one good idol and one good looking idol. Yes, we still have that weird black guy trying way to hard -- "bringing tha heat, fool" or "yo, yo, yo, yo, yo check this out yo.....dawg". Yo dawg, that's profound. Paula is still livin' the dream, pounding percocet, vicodin, and peppermint schnapps. Whenever she can muster up enough energy to pull he head off the table, she always adds something nice to the conversation. Simon remains that retched, miserable Euro trash that seems to think it's OK to wear v-neck undershirts in public. The new judge seems nice, nope just hot.

Beep, beep, beep. Twenty-four is mind numbing. I know I'm the Mexican, whoops minority, on this one but come on. Your guy's can't honestly take that drunk, Jack Bauer, serious. Kiefer is too busy assing it up and drinking Jack Daniels to be believable. Everyone claims this show is the tits, but I'm too worried I might have a seizure from the 100 unnecessary explosion throughout 1 episode. If I had to chose between 24 and Two and a Half Men, I would chose to turn the TV off and run to Wilmington. Charlie Sheen and Kiefer, two complete messes that ruin my night.

Nip Tuck = Breast Cancer Show Ever! Christian has breast cancer, and the other guy, who plays Dr. Troy, got stabbed like 15x and is somehow just chillin. Blah, blah, blah, blow J and scene. I have to say, nothing holds my interest like meth addiction and plastic surgery. Look at the tits on that one! The most authentic thing I've seen on the telly in a while, an Indian super prodigy doctor, at the age of 17. FX is right on the money with that shit.

Time for some quick hitters cause this post is entirely too long...

- Family Guy is the worst show on television. That's period.
- Top Chef remains top 5.
- If you want heartfelt storylines with a few laughs, look no further than this oldy but goody, Martin.
- A down year for the Office is still better than a Greg's House highlight reel.

A look a head to 2009 College Football

Today at work I got a chance to watch college football live on ESPN. That is their best show on day time t.v. I am sure most of you have heard by now that Sam Bradford is staying one more year at Oklahoma. Well, we can all guess who the 2009 Heismen finalists will be this coming year: Colt McCoy, Sam Bradford, and Tim Tebow. I think that this year instead of casting votes for the players performances, we all know they are good, that the voters should vote on significant others of these three players. We are deciding of things/people they love. So here we go

1)This is Colt McCoys girlfriend and man is she a purdy little lady

2) This is Sam Bradfords girlfriend, and she is very attractive too.

3) This is Tim Tebow's favorite thing: testicles and circumcisions:

Tebow you are disqualified

Well, my vote goes to McCoy.

Well Damn

Well Appling County(Bad Guys) won the basketball game by 1 point in overtime over the Cadets(good guys). Don't worry Cadet fans: most of the guys playing for Appling County will be serving us food at McDonalds in a couple of years(I'm just kidding). I swear the coach for Appling ran no plays tonight(he never knows what he is doing over there.) All he had was one shooter. If I could give player if the game awards for BC: they would go Joey Friess and Jabri. The team played their asses off but them two brought it to another level.

I've been doing some thinking...

Shane, this is my Sorry for 2004 and beyond, brought to you by Ruben. I realize I may have made a mistake, and our friendship means much more to me than a delicious medium Mr. Pibb from Wendy's. Yeah, it was pretty caddy of you not to invite me to lunch today, but I know you just need some time. It wasn't fair of me to put the blame on you, because I know you don't respond well to those types of situations or red lights for that matter. I overreacted in front of the Brotherdom on Saturday. But Saturday night's alright for fighting, right? Very theatrical. But seriously Murray, don't ruin my trip to Statesboro U. this weekend. If you want to make things right, you can take me and Jack to the BK Lounge Fri/Sat. We all know he doesn't really like that dessert pizza @ the Country Cookin Pizza Parlor.

Just jk'ing with you Shane. I give our relationship 2 thumbs up, Mister. Me like you as a friend long time. See you soon!

Tebow is Returning

According to www.espn.com, Tim Tebow, a.k.a the sultan of circumcisions, is returning for his senior year...fuck!

Not taking a Shot at Anyone...

is greater than

Sports Desk

Sweet sassy molassy! We have had quite the week, and I'm here to give you my take on just a few of the happenings. We found out that even NBA players aren't to rich to dipsy-do dunkaroo, baby. People finally met the real John Smoltz. And we can all relax, FOX came out of the closet and is openly gay about Tebow. Let's start the sports booty chatter.

Well, apparently ESPN is already bored with basketball too. They decided to flip flop broadcast teams, meaning Tirico and those tools took the Duke/Davidson game. Boy that was a disaster. Van Gundy was arguing w/ himself the entire game on what was a foul and what was not. Oh wait, 3 steps and a jump stop is a walk in college? This sucks. Dickie V and that guy that looks like Dickie V took some NBA game. Needless to say, Vitale is not the biggest fan of the NBA. It was the perfect storm. We didn't see too many PTPers that night, and that wasn't awesome, baby.

How do you spell traitor? S M O L T Z. Ok, so I may be overreacting a bit, but the Red Sox? Come on. Go enjoy the last of your career in Milwaukee or Anaheim. I know liking the Red Sox is the cool/Covino thing to do these days, kinda like getting black out at the Tyb. John, I will never hate on a player for leaving the Braves -- except that underachieving Franceour guy. I will hate on a player for leaving for the BoSox, Mets, and Yankees. Kelly Johnson would never do something like this. I hope Jeter hits a walk off dinger off you, thus sending the Orioles to the playoffs as the AL East champ. Have some respect for yourself.

Brennamen cover your bonor. I'm sure that Tebow would personally foul you if you politely ask him. Tebow probably cemented himself as the best college football player ever and as FOX's sugar daddy. Brennamen and Davis spent just 5 minutes with this kid and even though they were pretty sore, they fell head over heals. Oh geez!


Playoff Pic:

- Baltimore over the Titans
- Carolina avenges their Atl brethren
- Eagles beat Gmen
- Pittsburgh tackles P. Rivers til he's dead


See you guys at the beer drinking party at L Wing tomorrow.

The Trip From Hell Ended Up Swell

Today, Donnie and I went to Statesboro so he could get some stuff done and I could show him around the campus. But Holy Shit! There are some stupid ass people that work in the Admissions, The FUCKING REGISTAR OFFICE, and the Health Center. Nobody could get their shit right or provide us with answers. They kept on sending us back and fourth to each other because nobody wanted to take any fucking initiative to do one simple task: to provide some answers. I am surprised Donnie did not lose his cool. I would have if I was in his position. We walked around that campus atleast seven times. The only person that was helpful was a lonely IT guy in the library with a lazy eye.(May God Bless the Man). Things did turn up. Donnie got a new place to live and we got another place to party. Its going to be like the ole times, and we are back in Statesboro. Lookout!

Predictions

- Fox makes mention of Fedex, Tostitos, and AllState at least 10x each.
- Jimmy Johnson will look his finest.
- Eddie George will still be defending the Ohio State as well as the Big 10.
- Chris Rhodes will have 2nd rate hair.
- The announcers will say nothing negative if the score gets very lopsided. Poor Colt Brennan, how dare Georgia play to win the game. Bunch of bullies.
- There will be a story about how Tebow struggled with allergies as a child or Sam Bradford's crossed eyes.
- Blah blah blah Oklahoma and the Big 12 are getting no respect, watch out. Play some D for God's sake.
- Jesse Palmer will be fucked up and on the prowl.
- Charles Barkley will lose a few g's on this one.
- In the pregame show on ESPN, Corso will pick Florida State to win. Not so fast my retarded friend.
- I will probably fall asleep in the 3rd quarter.
- At some point during the game, one of us will say "I never know what they're doing"
- Florida 39, Oklahoma 28 -- Jean shorts beat Overalls


See you next season college football.

Normally Good

Congrats Wall E! You are OITO's fav movie of 2008.

Cutest robot ever!

Greatest Announcer Ever!

This past year marked the end of a great era in Georgia Football with the retirement of the man, the myth, the legend: Mr. Lawrence Harry "Larry" Munson. He was by far the most entertaining, energetic, and colorful radio broadcaster ever. He was extremely passionate about his work, and about the Bulldogs. Everybody remembers his famous catch phrase: "Hunker Down!" Larry was always trying to motivate the Dawgs, and motivate his faithful listeners. Mr. Munson was the author of the some of the brilliant broadcast in the nation:"Run Lindsay", "Hobnail Boot", "Oh You Herschel Walker", "The Stadium is Worse than Bonkers", and "Look at the Sugar Falling out of the Sky!" My two personal favorites were "There goes Herschel(against Tech his freshmen year to set the all time rushing record for a freshmen", and "Ole Lady Luck Just Saved Us." I was really thrilled to see the Georgia bring Larry out between the 1st and 2nd quater to pay tribute to the man when they played Tech this past November. The crowd went crazy. I felt bad for Shane because he had an annoying redneck who made the dumbest calls every second the game. I wish Georgia would not have lost to fucking Tech of all teams that game, and got Larry one more victory before he left. We will miss you Larry and the Georgia radio broadcast will never be the same without.
Here is a tribute to Larry Munson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMi9nwILsu4

The Economy Is Really BAAAAADDD!!

So first and foremost, Joey I did not mean to over blogg dude. I was not trying to dominate. Do you forgive me? Please? Anyways, Do you guys really know how bad the economy really is? Well, it is in horrible shape guys. ITS BAD! The reason why I know this is because now the porn industry is asking for a bailout according to http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/01/07/campbell.brown.porn.bailout/index.html. If that industry is hurting, then you know that we are in fucking DOOMED. Not really, but we are in bad shape.

"I used to read Word Up magazine"

I was chillin. Me and my Dawgs were rollin down to Tybee Time for a couple of frozen drinks that are the titties. Cruisin down Tybrisa when that mutha f'in Jobba the Hut lookin dude comes out of nowhere! "Pancake butt", he says. WTF? Listen Hut, quit wastin my flavor and get out our faces. He bellows , "Ohhhhh yeah, take that squirrel home and turn it sideways, yeahhh." Huh? I never know what you're talking about. The Hut then freakin form tackles Murray to the ground, takes his phone, and damn eats Mr. Oswald "Ozzie" Kennedy. Furry red rocket and all. I think to myself, 'damn son, Don has got some bad luck with pups'. Fucked up shit brothers.

My eyes open, I'm laying on the couch at Moms and Pops. It was all a dream. Ha, so I make a ham sandwich and flip on ESPN2. Tell me what is larger, Jay Crawford's doucheness or Dana Jacobson from the waist down? Yowza! 1st and 10, big whoop but wait is that Weezie aka tha Carter on the tube with Skipper? Yes, Lil Wayne is on 1st and 10 with my 3rd favorite ESPN personality. My first thought, I didn't think black folks got outta bed til the PM. Oh come on, that's at least a halfway joke. By the way, Skipper is horrified, you can see the absolute fear in those eyes. He compares Tha Carter III to Prince's Purple Rain. Blasphemy!!! We all know that Juvenile's 400 Degreez is the closest thing to any Prince record. How can I take a guy with neck tats, a lip ring, and a song about dicks named "Lollipop" serious? He can't tell me about the Cover 2 defense. He can't break down Ed Reed's performance from last Sunday 'cause he's to busy smokin that kush with him. Did the Chargers win or did the Colts lose that game? Steph Curry, the next Lebron Jordan? Right now, is he the best player ever to play the game? Lil Wayne can't tell me, but it's all good with Skipper. Fuckin poser. Not a dream.

P.S., P Lowe's domination streak ends at 6 posts!

P.P.S., Gators by 75, onward Christian Soldiers

P.P.P.S., Pineapple Express is wierd but kinda the tits.

Moreno Will Be Missed

I found out from Slick, one of our brothers from Only In America, that Knowshon and Stafford will be declaring for the draft. I can't blames the guys for wanting to go (they are going to make a lot of money). Here is my favorite Knowshon Moreno moment(s). It is from the 2007 UGA-FLA game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Zdkm-RAYo

Major Picks

1)The Masters: Tiger Woods
2)U.S. Open: Tiger Woods... Being played at Bethpage Black. The last time the open was held here in 2002. Tiger won.
3)The British Open: Sergio Garcia. Do not like the guy, but I think it is his time as long as he can make some putts.
4) PGA Championship: Anthony Kim. I pick him to be next great player. He has all the tools and I believe he will earn his first of multiple majors at this tournament.

Presidents Cup: USA... Fred Couples is the captain so you know they are going to win.

Got 'Em

Georgia lands 5 star recruit.
http://uga.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=896519

Things That Need to Change in 2009

There are some things in my opinion that need to change in 2009. The first and most important issue is that Chick-Fil-A needs to be open on Sundays. The breakfast food and the sweet tea are perfect hangover pick me ups. Come on S. Truett Cathy this is not the good ole 1950's anymore where everybody closes down on Sundays. Just imagine how much money you would make, especially from me. Do you not like making money? Damn it! Come on and open on Sundays; I was craving a Chicken Biscuit this morning. Thank you Mr. Cathy I guess I'll wait until Monday to have a biscuit. Movie ticket prices need to drop. It cost me 20 dollars for two tickets. The economy is hurting and ya'll are stealing for working dudes. Well, maybe I'm just a cheap ass. Van Brimmer and McGowan need to go. You two suck. ESPN and ESPN 2: stop playing world series of poker on tv, it is boring. Atlanta fix your traffic problems. Phil Collins and Huey Lewis need to co-healine a tour and film a concert DVD at the Civic Center.

National Champions

We all know that either Oklahoma or Florida will be crowned the BCS National Champions, but does Utah deserve to be the AP National Champions. They did finish the season undefeated and beat Alabama in the Sugar Bowl. Also, does Pete Carroll and the Trojans deserve to be AP National Champs. I wish that Utah and one other team would join the Pac-10 so they could have a Conference Championship game. What do you guys think?

2009!

5 Things That Were the Tits in '08

1.) Randars, Creepers, and total Sketches.



















2.) The Club Chalupa from Taco Bell












3.) Living Downtown

4.)Seeing Savannah from the top of the Talmadge Bridge.














and; of course 5.) Phil Collins