My Favourite News Report Ever

See what I did there? Up there, in the title, I spelled "favorite" all Britishy and shit. Get it? Cuz the report is from the BBC. And they are British. I think that's what one of the "b"s stands for. I don't know what the other "b" stands for. Boobs. Maybe. That's what I would use it for. Have you ever noticed how an upper case B looks like a pair of sideways boobs? and the lower case ones look like one sideways boob. I wonder what that other boob is doing. Maybe it got cut off in a tragic refrigerator door slamming incident. Maybe it never grew in. I probably will never find out. Cuz you can't just walk up to someone with one boob and say "Hey, what the fuck happened." It would be rude. And maybe you shouldn't go off swearing like that to people you just met. Shame on you. Now what were we talking about? Oh yea, boobs.

This might be better than the new Robin Hood

Those Greedy Bastards

So I just shelled out 60 bucks for the new FIFA, only to learn that they are releasing two versions of it this year: the one I already have, and a World Cup Edition, which is also 60 bucks.

I'm probably going to get it.

Orgeron Loves a good hummer

He just makes me laugh.

The Onion Reports...

...Ok...for realisies...this is from the part of The Onion that doesn't make shit up. Well, the peoples reactions are made up. But the story is true. I could have checked it out on a more credible source; but, The Onion is good enough for me.

An All-White Basketball League in Augusta, Georgia...too bad the "WNBA" is already taken...I know P Lowe likes to post racist things, but; I can't condone this.

Funny Pic

JJH4! 25! Happy Birthday!

25 years ago our dear friend Jack was born. The world did not know what it was in for. Anyways, Jack is a great guy, and the biggest BC and UGA fan you will ever meet. I am glad to call him my friend.

Things to know:

1) Was the Brigade Executive Officer under the Schwarz Administration.

2) Likes Kamikaze shots

3) Still tearing it up in Athens: notable locations to find Jack: Bourbon Street, Firehouse, Sanford Stadium, and Stevie B's

4) Will eventually be BC head football coach, UGA Offensive Coordinator, Scott Van Pelt's on air assistance, or in jail for physically abusing Kevin.

5) Hates GT

6) Is one half of the Famous Dawg Duo

7) Is BFF with Todd

On behalf on OITO, we salute you and wish you a Happy Birthday Jack

WOW...this is definitely cooler than the last post....

...but it makes me never want to quit smoking.

Not nearly as good...

...as the inspirational speech clip from before. It'll do.

Mike Slips Up

I hope...

...that Marc Streitenfeld is buddies with Bryan Adams. For Donnie's sake, at least.

I'm with Coco

I don't really know what to say about how ridiculous NBC is with the whole switcheroo they are pulling by trying to knock Conan back to 12:05 because no one is watching Leno at 10. I am actually pretty pissed because every night I watch Conan's monologue and "skit set" which follows the first commercial break, then depending on the guest, go to bed or stay up and watch. I was already pushing my requiered sleep time by staying up until midnight or so. There is no way I should be staying up until 12:30 or 1:00 because the heads of NBC are a bunch of assholes. Luckily, Conan feels my pain, and he released a statement saying that he would not move "The Tonight Show" to midnight because it would tarnish the name of the historic long running show. I think that that could be part of it. Mostly, I think he doesn't want to keep getting jerked around. If Conan came on at 7:00 on CSPAN, I would still watch him (just probably on DVR). Hopefully, Fox will pick him up and fuck over NBC like they deserved to be fucked over.

The Jimmy Kimmel Show is amazing as well. Recently, Leno brought Jimmy Kimmel on his show via 10 at 10...possibly to try to give Kimmel some shit, since Kimmel did an entire show in the character of Leno. Someone definitely ended up getting some shit.

Typical Vol Fan...

Ya'll Can keep Him

If Kirby Smart wants to stay Tuscaloosa and hang out with Fender, then Alabama can keep him. We dont want him.

Slimfit

Growing up in majestic Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, I had a close group of friends that were like family. Our parents were friends, our siblings were friends with each other and we were friends with each others' siblings. We went on vacations together, and it was really nice. One of my best friends since kindergarten's older brother just released his bands second album. They are called Slimfit, and they are one of my favorite bands, and I am pretty sure that they would still be one of my favorite bands if I did not grow up with one of the guys in the band. Their style of music is right up my alley, and I know that Anymouse has a certain propensity for anything of the alt-country persuasion. Here is a video some kind folks at some YouTube station made of them playing a new song off of the new album. I haven't heard the majority of the album but my friend said he was going to send me a copy, but that may take a while so I may just pay what I want and download it off the internet. Enjoy! P.S. My buddy, Joey, is the guy singing in the video.

Good Luck Rennie

Good luck in the NFL! You will be missed!

I hope we get a DC soon.

Im glad Evans graduated.

Congrats to Jack on getting into grad school.

Not only...

...does Will Smith's son have more money than all of us combined, he is probably capable of beating us all up now too....if only Uncle Carlton could see him now.

Some F-My Life Stories

Today, I realized the odd smell I've been trying to get out of the house is coming from me. FML

Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

So long 2009, Hello 2010

The Highs of 2009:
Vegas
St. Patrick's Day
Every trip to Athens
Every Weekend in the Summer
OIA Bowl Victory
A.J. Green, Washaun Ealey, Biccardi Rambo, and Rennie Curran
Atl Weekend @ Casa de Rick and Patrick
New House
Bourbon Street
Willie Getting Fired
Chris Hatcher gone
Beating GT and Auburn
Elin Woods becoming single and getting $500 mill
Bama Beauties Blog....just kidding
All my good Buddies
and the stuff I can't remember

The Lows
Joe Cox
Willie Martinez
Loss to UT, Fla, Kentucky, LSU, and Ok State
GSU football season
the Economy
Carrie Underwood getting engaged
Tiger Woods
South Park Season, besides the Whale Wars episode.
Final Season of Nip/Tuck

What to look Foward to in 2010
Throwing my cousin a bachelor party, congrats Beau.
St. Patrick's Day
Hopefully getting a real job
BC back to AAAAA
Summer Time
more Bourbon Street and Athens
life without Tebow
Aarron Murray and new DC
Bobby Cox's final season, he has done a hell of a job.
Coach Bunger leaving his beloved Atom Smashers and taking a job at the High
more Shenanigans