NBA Baby

- That Miami mess looked bad last night. Uh oh, I think they're done, and it's only a matter of time until Pat Riley takes the reigns.

- Yao Ming is back mutherfuckers

- Gilbert Arenas has taken his Agent 0 status to new levels after disguising himself as an injured player during the preseason. What will he do next?

- The Nets can sell tickets, even when they're less than a dollar.

- Did Greg Oden die?

- Hawks tonight. No joke, I wasn't sure that Memphis still had a team, but the turns out the Grizzlies are still hoopin it there. Mike Woodson is gone, so that'll put a couple more in the win column. Joe Johnson was a bad resign, but what do I know? Well, I know that 6 years and 119 million is a lot to spend on a guy that will completely hand cuff an offense and quit on his team in the playoffs. Prediction: They still win 50 games, but none when it matters.

- Top 5 players in the NBA:
5. Lebron
4. Dwight Howard
3. Rondo
2. Kevin Durant
1. Kobe

- Here's to another season of Charles Barkley...

Queensbridge is still in the building.