Stuffing

There's some stuff happening.

- Apparently, doing the dirty is cool, as long as your kids don't find out. The very Reverend Cecil Newton and some shady characters did discuss dollar bills at some point before Cam Newton signed with Auburn. The money, though, has yet to be found, and Cam Newton's "do what happened?" response was good enough for the SEC and NCAA. I gotta say, this was the fastest ruling I have ever seen made by the NCAA. Good work, boys. Justice prevails on Saturday, however, because the Cocks take down Auburn and Ric's house.

- The US Office of Homeland Security has raised the Terror Threat level to Red (severe risk of terrorist attacks) after an unidentified source told officials that Kim Jong-il, Bin Laden, and Lebron James are conducting secret meetings in Cleveland, Ohio this evening. Those goddamn terrorists!!!

- Mark Fox and the Georgia men are lucky to be 4-2. Their perimeter defense is sorry. Rebounding a basketball is "overrated, I'd rather be dunkin", according to Barnes. That's a fake quote. Since Thompkins' return, there has been no such thing as Jeremy Price on the offensive end, and I think that may need to change. I'm not taking anything away from Trey Thompkins, but Price was really good in the first 3-4 games of the year. Gerald Robinson/Travis Leslie will be a fun back court to watch all season. Outside of Temple, UAB is the best team that Georgia has faced and will face until Kentucky on January 8th. Go, fight, win.

So what if he missed it?

Top 5 songs that can't stop, won't stop...for now.
1. Town Mountain - "I'm on Fire" (Bruce Springsteen cover)
2. Monsters of Folk - "Map of the World"
3. Kanye "Imadouchebutthissongiscool" West - "Monster"
4. Langhorne Slim - "In the Midnight"
5. Bobby Helms - "Jingle Bell Rock"

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- I almost forgot! The US got beat out for the 2022 World Cup by some country named after an alien -- Qatar. Dang, we were so close to hosting football.