Who wears it better?Some people are known for their suits, and others are know for their v-necks. One of the many things I will be doing in the next few days.
Jug-o-margaritas and golf on Wednesday. We should play battle golf or bingo bango bongo.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Believe that...
Who wears it better?Some people are known for their suits, and others are know for their v-necks. One of the many things I will be doing in the next few days.
Jug-o-margaritas and golf on Wednesday. We should play battle golf or bingo bango bongo.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
WE'LL MISS YOU BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE CELBS DYING!?! FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS, BILLY MAYS WOKE ME UP WITH HIS COMMERCIALS DURING MIKE AND MIKE!! OXICLEAN, THE DING KING, and THE BIG CITY SLIDER STATION, THEY WERE A VERY LOUD PART OF MY MORNING ROUTINE, AND JUST AS GOOD AS COFFEE!!
BILLY, YOU WERE ALWAYS A PRETTY EASY TARGET, SO I AM NOT GOING TO MAKE FUN OF YOU!!!! INSTEAD, I TURN TO THE HAPPIEST MAN ON THE PLANET FOR SOME CHEAP LAUGHS...
Lookin' good, sir.
Shalomi: "Finally, the spotlight is all mine, and the Germans made the spotlight, so you know it's good..."
** Sorry for the caps, but that's the only way I could think to effectively PROJECT MY TYPING VOICE!!!
BILLY, YOU WERE ALWAYS A PRETTY EASY TARGET, SO I AM NOT GOING TO MAKE FUN OF YOU!!!! INSTEAD, I TURN TO THE HAPPIEST MAN ON THE PLANET FOR SOME CHEAP LAUGHS...
Lookin' good, sir.Shalomi: "Finally, the spotlight is all mine, and the Germans made the spotlight, so you know it's good..."
** Sorry for the caps, but that's the only way I could think to effectively PROJECT MY TYPING VOICE!!!
Friday, June 26, 2009
My Friends
Y'all are the opposite of a thumbs down.You guys continue to make me smile. I have chosen one word that best describes each of you. Good luck.
Sassy
Whimsical
Mysterious
Uproarious
Sensible
Proud
Relentless
Upstanding
QuirkyOpen Letter
Dear Dickheads, Douchebags and Fuckfaces:
The Weazle strikes again. I moved down to Tybee three weeks ago and when I moved back to the La Isla De Wilmington I pretty much forgot about ye ole blog. Luckily, I bookmarked it so it was only a matter of time before I was bored enough to check my bookmarks and I came across this little neighborhood in the Cyberweb. A lot has occured in the World of The Weazle over the past month. Big Bro got married and I got a new sister, which is pretty cool. Had a nice little bender that week. Two days after the wedding my folks had to go up to Yankeeland for some unfortunate shit...they ended up just getting back about forty minutes ago. Bittersweetly, Casa Del Weazle was left open to the heir to the kingdom. Went on another mini-bender the first week, played lots of FIFA...gave up drinking for four days...then found out that Island Daiquiri has dollar wells on wednesday so that broke the streak...you know where to find me on wednesdays now....that is until they up it to two dollar wells...then three dollar wells then try to turn it into a family restaurant then ultimately fold under, probably because of my public boycott (see Shamrock's Irish Pub).
To quote Tupac (or Ice Cube or Snoop or someone that rapped with Tupac), "Back to the lecture at hand." In having the house to myself over the past two weeks I have become too good at FIFA. So good that I cannot find a decent game amongst humans. Thats right...just like the chess nerds I have to play computers (well just one) for a decent game....Murray can attest to my dominance...and donnie is too chicken shit to play me...So I decided that I would make it interesting. I hereby publically challenge Donnie to a game of FIFA for cash. He's been ducking me since Christmas...and he has left me no other hand to play but to publicly call him out and bait him with gambling... I am 80% confident that he will still be a puss because his world would implode the day that the proof is in the pudding that I am a better FIFA gamesman and gambler.
Whats up with all this golf talk? Goddamn, lets talk about the traffic on Victory that might be as interesting... Don't get me wrong, I love playing golf...but all this chit chat about some shit i don't even wanna watch on tv if "Best Week Ever" or "Anything of Love" is on VH1, which it usually is...but whatevs post to your little hearts content...i'm the fool for reading it
RickStar Vs BungDynimo 2.0: July 3rd Brawl at the Beach
I'm gonna be honest...don't feel too great about BungDynimo's chances...although RickStar was unable to pin Kid Dynimo in the Beach Bum Warm Up/Wet Down...still not seeing any area where BungDynimo could really have capitalized on his size advantage....However, rumors around the ring have it that Rickstar confessed in a late night locker room tell-all that he was under the influence of a RickStar Energy Drink...and Kid Dynimo was unfortunately hindered by something both Natural and Light...as well has a few chugs of a liquor that could only be described as "taste like suntan lotion." In a video conference, BungDynimo, said he has no plans to slow down on the sauce just on the basis of having the Brawl at the Beach later on. He continued to say that he was not afraid to lose, he just wants to give the BungDynim-ites a good show...Hopefully the SticDicRickStar will keep the emphedamines where they belong, out of the ring and in Effin' Ham County.
That Video of Baby Bunger is ridiculous. I wish I had sound on my computer so I could hear what I was saying. I may be able to go up a tax bracket once those royalty checks start rolling in, cause they are using my likeness without my consent...so i should be able to sue the shit outta them.
Hmmm thats about all for now...I'll prolly be at Hucapoos or windrose tomorrow night, if anyone wants to get up for some drinks...who knows maybe i will get drunk enough to hit on some strange women...and thats usually fun for everyone involved...except the strange woman
The Weazle strikes again. I moved down to Tybee three weeks ago and when I moved back to the La Isla De Wilmington I pretty much forgot about ye ole blog. Luckily, I bookmarked it so it was only a matter of time before I was bored enough to check my bookmarks and I came across this little neighborhood in the Cyberweb. A lot has occured in the World of The Weazle over the past month. Big Bro got married and I got a new sister, which is pretty cool. Had a nice little bender that week. Two days after the wedding my folks had to go up to Yankeeland for some unfortunate shit...they ended up just getting back about forty minutes ago. Bittersweetly, Casa Del Weazle was left open to the heir to the kingdom. Went on another mini-bender the first week, played lots of FIFA...gave up drinking for four days...then found out that Island Daiquiri has dollar wells on wednesday so that broke the streak...you know where to find me on wednesdays now....that is until they up it to two dollar wells...then three dollar wells then try to turn it into a family restaurant then ultimately fold under, probably because of my public boycott (see Shamrock's Irish Pub).
To quote Tupac (or Ice Cube or Snoop or someone that rapped with Tupac), "Back to the lecture at hand." In having the house to myself over the past two weeks I have become too good at FIFA. So good that I cannot find a decent game amongst humans. Thats right...just like the chess nerds I have to play computers (well just one) for a decent game....Murray can attest to my dominance...and donnie is too chicken shit to play me...So I decided that I would make it interesting. I hereby publically challenge Donnie to a game of FIFA for cash. He's been ducking me since Christmas...and he has left me no other hand to play but to publicly call him out and bait him with gambling... I am 80% confident that he will still be a puss because his world would implode the day that the proof is in the pudding that I am a better FIFA gamesman and gambler.
Whats up with all this golf talk? Goddamn, lets talk about the traffic on Victory that might be as interesting... Don't get me wrong, I love playing golf...but all this chit chat about some shit i don't even wanna watch on tv if "Best Week Ever" or "Anything of Love" is on VH1, which it usually is...but whatevs post to your little hearts content...i'm the fool for reading it
RickStar Vs BungDynimo 2.0: July 3rd Brawl at the Beach
I'm gonna be honest...don't feel too great about BungDynimo's chances...although RickStar was unable to pin Kid Dynimo in the Beach Bum Warm Up/Wet Down...still not seeing any area where BungDynimo could really have capitalized on his size advantage....However, rumors around the ring have it that Rickstar confessed in a late night locker room tell-all that he was under the influence of a RickStar Energy Drink...and Kid Dynimo was unfortunately hindered by something both Natural and Light...as well has a few chugs of a liquor that could only be described as "taste like suntan lotion." In a video conference, BungDynimo, said he has no plans to slow down on the sauce just on the basis of having the Brawl at the Beach later on. He continued to say that he was not afraid to lose, he just wants to give the BungDynim-ites a good show...Hopefully the SticDicRickStar will keep the emphedamines where they belong, out of the ring and in Effin' Ham County.
That Video of Baby Bunger is ridiculous. I wish I had sound on my computer so I could hear what I was saying. I may be able to go up a tax bracket once those royalty checks start rolling in, cause they are using my likeness without my consent...so i should be able to sue the shit outta them.
Hmmm thats about all for now...I'll prolly be at Hucapoos or windrose tomorrow night, if anyone wants to get up for some drinks...who knows maybe i will get drunk enough to hit on some strange women...and thats usually fun for everyone involved...except the strange woman
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Little Pat Bunger in Commercial
Pat Bunger former Child Star!
Ric V. Pat Bunger. July 3rd 2009, shit is going down!
R.I.P Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon
Michael Jackson Tribute
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Too soon?
No Title Needed
I'll begin with a question. What's the gayest thing you guys have done so far this week? I did something just a little while ago that was, well pretty homo. No penetration, just a bit flamboyant.
Let me set the stage for you. I'm leaving the gym. It is stupid hot outside right now, and it's a perfect opportunity to show off my "V" to all of the doctor chickenheadz. Not all at once girls. Shirt off, in car. My iPod is pumping out some booty shakers. Justin Timberlake's My Love starts, and it is on. The windows are down, and I bust out my best JT impression. The truckload of Mexicans at the red light weren't so impressed. Sigh...
Now I know all of you fairly well, and I know that you guys can act a little "funny" as well sometimes, but is this cause for concern? Do I like boys now? One thing's for sure, for that 6:09 I was a superstar. No one can take that from me, not even those immigrant workers.
Let me set the stage for you. I'm leaving the gym. It is stupid hot outside right now, and it's a perfect opportunity to show off my "V" to all of the doctor chickenheadz. Not all at once girls. Shirt off, in car. My iPod is pumping out some booty shakers. Justin Timberlake's My Love starts, and it is on. The windows are down, and I bust out my best JT impression. The truckload of Mexicans at the red light weren't so impressed. Sigh...
Now I know all of you fairly well, and I know that you guys can act a little "funny" as well sometimes, but is this cause for concern? Do I like boys now? One thing's for sure, for that 6:09 I was a superstar. No one can take that from me, not even those immigrant workers.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
White Belts have got to go...for Americans
I do not know why Americans golfers are trying to be like European golfers with the white belts. As Joey would say: "Don't do dat!" Phil, my boy, you are guilty as well. It is stupid looking. Save it for the European Tour.David Duval is back.... he will again surpass Tiger as Number 1 in the world.
In other news, I hear Ric will be on Tybee next week. Tybee is preparing for the worst. Fred Anderson could not be contacted for comments.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Your poll has had it's fun, Shane.
That vid was just for fun. More or less meant to cock, I mean poll block my friend. In more serious news, the people have spoken. While we believe Ric to be many things, we all seem to agree that he is under control (only 1 vote saying otherwise).
In no way is this picture insinuating that a train wreck reminds me of anyone I know. I promise.Yay, it's over.
I have a few thoughts on the 109th US Open...
- Man, a retractable roof would have come in handy this weekend.
- Lucas Glover could not be more boring.
- Ricky Barnes had a case of the Mondays...
- It was pretty badass seeing David Duval and his Oakleys on the leaderboard of a major again. The likelihood of this being a one time thing is high, but I hope that's not the case.
- I could break 100 at Bethpage Black.
- Johnny Miller makes me cringe.
- Van Pelt was a godsend in those hours of filler coverage. I missed out on Berman during the ESPN led coverage, but Van Pelt's direction was useful.
- Phil did the "thumbs up" too much.
- The rain beat Tiger.
See you next week...
- Man, a retractable roof would have come in handy this weekend.
- Lucas Glover could not be more boring.
- Ricky Barnes had a case of the Mondays...
- It was pretty badass seeing David Duval and his Oakleys on the leaderboard of a major again. The likelihood of this being a one time thing is high, but I hope that's not the case.
- I could break 100 at Bethpage Black.
- Johnny Miller makes me cringe.
- Van Pelt was a godsend in those hours of filler coverage. I missed out on Berman during the ESPN led coverage, but Van Pelt's direction was useful.
- Phil did the "thumbs up" too much.
- The rain beat Tiger.
See you next week...
Friday, June 19, 2009
For Da Summer
June 21st marks the first day of Summer, so here's a few things to help spice up the coming months... But first, this goes out to everyone who has ever kissed a girl and liked it.
Here's the song for da Summer:
This girl has gone ahead and punched her ticket to hell.
Here's the song for da Summer:
The dance for da Summer:
This girl has gone ahead and punched her ticket to hell.
The movie for da Summer:
Transformers 2. Shout out to all my nerds out there.
Lots of things to look forward to, these are just a few. Party plans are swirling through the halls of this house at the moment. Don't worry, updates to come...
Transformers 2. Shout out to all my nerds out there.
Lots of things to look forward to, these are just a few. Party plans are swirling through the halls of this house at the moment. Don't worry, updates to come...
Braves Talk: The WTF Edition
There's been a lot of blogging, Braves styley, happening lately. I would like to think I have all of the answers, but chances are, I don't. When things are good, ala the 90's, you don't hear much sour talk. Things aren't good in Bravestown right now, and everyone has their own solution.
A wise man once said, "Keep it simple, stupid." Pitching is just fine, but those guys can score runs too. Find some guys that swing a strikes, and make contact 27% of the time or greater. Easier said than done. When looking at their roster, there's a few things that should jump out at ya. Francoeur is garbage. They miss Omar Infante, and Nate McLouth may prove to be more valuable than I thought.
There is no hope for this guy. Our friends over at BMBS suggested that Terry Pendleton was to blame for poor Frenchy's misfortune. In order for for a hitting coach's teachings to be effective, the hitter has to actually make the adjustments. Francoeur was a new hitter for about the first 10 minutes of the 2009 season. And as far a Andruw Jones goes, he's batting .240 and on pace to strike out about 130 times. So with those staggering numbers, I'd say that maybe he isn't any better.
Back to Francoeur. Ahh, what to do? You certainly can't cut Atlanta's "golden boy", and there's no market for a guy that can't hit. Enter in JJH's model of building for the future. It's possible to lure a team like the Rays or the Marlins into trading away a good young player...maybe, but it looks like the Braves are going to have to eat the shit.
As far as the rest of the team goes, I'd say there a few guys that the Braves seriously need to think about dealing or at least see what is out there. Javier Vazquez has been very good so far, with very little offense help, but the Braves have a ton of starting pitching (plus Hudson will be back in August). Yunel Escobar is a great player, but he's got to be one of biggest idiots in the game. His blunders have cost Atlanta a couple of games. Lastly, Mike Gonzalez is a head case. He's a free agent after the season, and Soriano is more effective anyway.
Frank Wren has got to make something happen. The next few months are really going to define him as the Braves GM. Everything is cyclical, but Atlanta's front office and some retard fans haven't received that memo. We have to cut some losses and prepare for a run in a few years.
A wise man once said, "Keep it simple, stupid." Pitching is just fine, but those guys can score runs too. Find some guys that swing a strikes, and make contact 27% of the time or greater. Easier said than done. When looking at their roster, there's a few things that should jump out at ya. Francoeur is garbage. They miss Omar Infante, and Nate McLouth may prove to be more valuable than I thought.
There is no hope for this guy. Our friends over at BMBS suggested that Terry Pendleton was to blame for poor Frenchy's misfortune. In order for for a hitting coach's teachings to be effective, the hitter has to actually make the adjustments. Francoeur was a new hitter for about the first 10 minutes of the 2009 season. And as far a Andruw Jones goes, he's batting .240 and on pace to strike out about 130 times. So with those staggering numbers, I'd say that maybe he isn't any better.
Back to Francoeur. Ahh, what to do? You certainly can't cut Atlanta's "golden boy", and there's no market for a guy that can't hit. Enter in JJH's model of building for the future. It's possible to lure a team like the Rays or the Marlins into trading away a good young player...maybe, but it looks like the Braves are going to have to eat the shit.
As far as the rest of the team goes, I'd say there a few guys that the Braves seriously need to think about dealing or at least see what is out there. Javier Vazquez has been very good so far, with very little offense help, but the Braves have a ton of starting pitching (plus Hudson will be back in August). Yunel Escobar is a great player, but he's got to be one of biggest idiots in the game. His blunders have cost Atlanta a couple of games. Lastly, Mike Gonzalez is a head case. He's a free agent after the season, and Soriano is more effective anyway.
Frank Wren has got to make something happen. The next few months are really going to define him as the Braves GM. Everything is cyclical, but Atlanta's front office and some retard fans haven't received that memo. We have to cut some losses and prepare for a run in a few years.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Big News
There is some good news in store for Donnie. We all know that he is a BIG Robin Hood fan. While I was doing some internet browsing I came across this. Yep, there is going to be a new one, and no Kevin Coster is not in it. Russell "Fightin 'round the World' Crowe is in it. Oh Boy. Can't Wait. I'll give the ole Bell 10-6 on this one.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Building Character
At 8 o'clock this morning, I turned in the hardest test I have ever taken in my life. The professor handed it out yesterday morning, so yes it was a take home exam. Yay, woohoo, a take home! We didn't get out of class until 4, so I started around 5. There were six questions, five short answer & one graph. I was finished at 3:00 am this morning. Yep, here's to the good life.
To be honest with you all, I'm not really sure what I am talking about right now. Pretty delirious. I was looking for an escape after my anatomy lecture ended about an hour ago. I had 2 choices...
1.
Survey says... Ok, shit, I get it. Sleeping wouldn't be the "cool" thing to do. I think I'm too tired to sleep anyways.
2.
Survey says... oops, wrong one. Here's the one. Yes, your favorite day drinker is back. It's been a while, but I think I remember how to do this. Who knew that drinking a can of beer could be so poetic. Donnie's friend Marshall once told me and BG, "Put the spoon to the mouth and feed em bo." Still not real clear on what this means, but it could apply to beer.
To be honest with you all, I'm not really sure what I am talking about right now. Pretty delirious. I was looking for an escape after my anatomy lecture ended about an hour ago. I had 2 choices...
1.
Survey says... Ok, shit, I get it. Sleeping wouldn't be the "cool" thing to do. I think I'm too tired to sleep anyways.
2.
Survey says... oops, wrong one. Here's the one. Yes, your favorite day drinker is back. It's been a while, but I think I remember how to do this. Who knew that drinking a can of beer could be so poetic. Donnie's friend Marshall once told me and BG, "Put the spoon to the mouth and feed em bo." Still not real clear on what this means, but it could apply to beer.
I need to study, but this way I can get drunk and study. Duh, it makes perfect sense. Two birds, one stone. A few more beers, and I'll hit this nine iron clear over them trees and hit your roof... Shane and Andrew know what I'm talking about. Coach's, you were there.
Top 1o movie is going in the DVDer. I think I'm going to make this a Friday tradition...
Top 1o movie is going in the DVDer. I think I'm going to make this a Friday tradition...Daly Does it Again
ESPN wrote a pretty good article about this guy and turns out even though his philosophy is all about the short cuts, it's working out for him. After pretty much of a train wreck of a life you would think that no one could bounce back and still stay afloat. Shoot, he's still got his head above water after spending more time in jail than QB #12 c/o '03. He's had more wives than my dad and is obviously passing down his attributes to his daughter. (had surgery to lose weight and said it worked so much for him that he's giving it to his daughter for her 17th bday.) C'mon john, you actually make the coolest kid with the initials JD; *" John Mr. Rain on my goddam shoulder Denver."* But seriously....I have to give it to him, he's done more than a lot of people can do...live the rock star life of a celebrity and bring hollywood to the PGA. Something we haven't seen since Happy Gilmore did it back in the 90's. Welcome back. Oh yea, I took the liberty of google-ing John Daly and taking a look at the images. he lives the life better than slic. sorry slic, he's one upped ya'. I mean, look at the suits you have, which are GQ don't gimme wrong, but check out this guy's gittup.*I'll give a scoobie snack for whoever can name who said that in a spectacular movie*
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Introducing the newest Cool Club
You may have heard of the Dawg Duo; everyone, I would like for you all to meet the Blog Duo:
Monday, June 8, 2009
U.S. Open Challenge
2009 U.S. Open Challenge:
- pick 1 golfer from who is in the top 10 of the world golf rankings listed here.
- pick 1 golfer who is ranked from 11 to 20 in the world golf rankings
- pick 3 golfers who are ranked from 21 to 50 in the world golf ranking
- person who has the lowest combined score wins.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Weekend Recap
(A picture is worth a thousand words.)Many thanks to P-Mac and Stick for their hospitality, and ya'll have a really nice apt.
Rick lost his debit card friday night, and his phone saturday night. However, I did manage to find
his tie on an outdoor stair case.
Buckhead was a blast. Many beautiful girls out.
Rick won the Belmont Stakes bet.
P-Mac is running for office and his campaign manager is.....
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Too Soon?
So, the Braves decided to make some noise today. For better or for worse, Frank Wren released Tom Glavine and traded away a boat load of talent for former Pittsburgh Pirate, Nate Mclouth. Let's face it, changes needed to be made in the the outfield. Here is an absolutely atrocious stat; Garret Anderson hit a home run last night, that was the first dinger by an Atl outfielder since MAY 1st.
First, let's start with Glavine. Doesn't this release seem a bit premeditated? You've got the "God-send" Tommy Hanson waiting for, what every baseball nerd is calling, his long over due first MLB start. If the Braves planned on giving guys like Kris Medlen and JoJo Reyes a chance in front of Hanson, then why waste eveyones' time with Glavin? It just doesn't make any sense. He has spent months "rehabbing" against 18 year olds. And the Braves determined that he may not be the same guy. HE'S 43 YEARS OLD, and was never an overpowering pitcher to begin with. You could've given me $50, and I could come to the same conclusion. For $25 more I'll let ya in on a secret -- pitching isn't the problem.
The trade. Is Nate McLouth the answer? Probably not. He might be a step in the right direction, if they can sign him. Put it this way, he's a step up from the trash that's in the outfield now. But boy, they unloaded some good youngins to get him. Charlie Morton was easily the second best, if not the best, minor league pitcher the Braves owned. He's gone. Some guy named Gorkys, who could hit the shit out of the ball, gone. What a fun name. Schurholtz would have appreciated a name like that. Some other pitcher was dealt too. Ric may have said this at one time, "You gotta spend money to make money." I really hope it works. I know you do too. See you Friday.
I'm outta heerrreee...
First, let's start with Glavine. Doesn't this release seem a bit premeditated? You've got the "God-send" Tommy Hanson waiting for, what every baseball nerd is calling, his long over due first MLB start. If the Braves planned on giving guys like Kris Medlen and JoJo Reyes a chance in front of Hanson, then why waste eveyones' time with Glavin? It just doesn't make any sense. He has spent months "rehabbing" against 18 year olds. And the Braves determined that he may not be the same guy. HE'S 43 YEARS OLD, and was never an overpowering pitcher to begin with. You could've given me $50, and I could come to the same conclusion. For $25 more I'll let ya in on a secret -- pitching isn't the problem.
The trade. Is Nate McLouth the answer? Probably not. He might be a step in the right direction, if they can sign him. Put it this way, he's a step up from the trash that's in the outfield now. But boy, they unloaded some good youngins to get him. Charlie Morton was easily the second best, if not the best, minor league pitcher the Braves owned. He's gone. Some guy named Gorkys, who could hit the shit out of the ball, gone. What a fun name. Schurholtz would have appreciated a name like that. Some other pitcher was dealt too. Ric may have said this at one time, "You gotta spend money to make money." I really hope it works. I know you do too. See you Friday.
WWPWD - What would Phil Wellman do?
I'm outta heerrreee...
Monday, June 1, 2009
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