WE'LL MISS YOU BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE CELBS DYING!?! FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS, BILLY MAYS WOKE ME UP WITH HIS COMMERCIALS DURING MIKE AND MIKE!! OXICLEAN, THE DING KING, and THE BIG CITY SLIDER STATION, THEY WERE A VERY LOUD PART OF MY MORNING ROUTINE, AND JUST AS GOOD AS COFFEE!!

BILLY, YOU WERE ALWAYS A PRETTY EASY TARGET, SO I AM NOT GOING TO MAKE FUN OF YOU!!!! INSTEAD, I TURN TO THE HAPPIEST MAN ON THE PLANET FOR SOME CHEAP LAUGHS...

Lookin' good, sir.

Shalomi: "Finally, the spotlight is all mine, and the Germans made the spotlight, so you know it's good..."


** Sorry for the caps, but that's the only way I could think to effectively PROJECT MY TYPING VOICE!!!