What the WHAT!?

Man, is it just me, or has that generic/store-brand blog across the webosphere gotten just a little to gosh darn gimmicky since introducing this mystery blogger "barstool%^"? He doesn't even have decency to introduce himself to his four maybe five readers (myself included). Please leave the garnish in the kitchen, I came here for some steak (stickdickrickslick's muesings). This stool sample just gets on there and starts ranting around like he invented the blog or something. Call me old fashioned, but I like to get romanced a little before someone tries to get into my skiivies.