Ladies first...
The Woman of the Year Award goes to a group of women...a large group. Okay, I couldn't decide which cast I like more, so it's a tie between the woman of the League and the women of Modern Family.
Cool it, the Dunphy girl is 19 or 20. As for Gloria, well just look at her. She's got a lot to offer, and as most of you know, broken English is one of my favorite things of all time.
We all know Mrs. Dunphy is hot, but what makes her a co-Woman of the Year is putting up with Phil's antics. As for the non-Modern Family female, well she enjoys sports, she's super hot, and she's got a filthy mouth. So I have one thing to say to you, Jenny from The League... heyyy.
And now for the Radio Show of the Year... Let me preface this by saying that going into to 2010, this award was Cowherd's to lose, and he did miserably. With all his yapping about TV ratings (what the hell is a 8, 3.7, 11.2, etc..?) and his weird metaphors comparing Andrew Luck to prime rib and Jake Locker to sirloin, Cowherd has been awful. That being said, let's give some love to two of the funnier guys I've heard on the radio. No not John Boy and Billy...
SVP and Russillo love the ladies, that's no secret. What may be a secret, to those not familiar, is that enjoy making fun of the people of Boston, Vern Lundquist, and Les Miles...among others. When they do decide to talk about sports, they're both very good at it. They don't come up with wacky conspiracies like Cowherd or act gay/retarded like Mike and Mike. The pair makes no secret that they are partial to gambling and drinking. Russillo is quick to point out a tasty NHL spread that may be flying under the radar, and SVP's "fade the public" theory of betting is all but fool proof...except for UConn(+16) v OK but who saw that coming?!? You know who saw greatness early on in SVP and Russillo? This guy.The winner of the Must Have Gift of 2010 is
The Haircut UmbrellaWhat will they think of next? But seriously, isn't this genius? Instead of your hair failing to that nasty, dirty floor and piling up ready for sweeping, it can just pile up around your face and mouth. If you're looking for some added security, the Haircut Umbrella can also be filled up with water and used as a moat to keep intruders away from your head.
The 2010 Movie of the Year goes to Shutter Island. That was easy.
The 2010 Album of the Year goes to the Black Keys for Brothers.
The top five Facebook names of 2010 are:
1. Latracia "Pretty-Round" B.
2. Brian "Poetically Fly" J.
3. Candace "Still Standing" R.
4. Desmond "Mrgetitonjones" R.
5. Loreal "Cantholdmedown" L.
First off, I have to thank Groover, DeeJay, and Colbi for those names. There were sooo many more that I left off, but I think this was a solid list. Congratulations to all and stayonyourgrind!
The Video of the Year goes to some Asian track star. Enjoy...
The Award for Best Piece of Art for 2010 goes to the guy who painted this:
"Untitled", in all of it's majesty, is a one of a kind piece. Surely you can't put a price tag on this kind of work, but make Bunger an offer, and it could be yours. Everything must go...
Last but not least...
The Homey of the Year goes to...
Shane
Not to be confused with homo of the year. There was no one quite like Shane in 2010, or any other year for that matter. He was recently recognized for his manliness on another blog, but he is honored here for being the best, bar none. He makes no secret that work sucks, but he decided to stick it to the man. "I just try to do as little as possible nowadays", he says. That attitude is the least of that company's worries...I mean with 9 women in the same office, how does anything get done? He remains the go to guy for a no nonsense drinking partner, and for that, I'm grateful. Whether it's day drinking on a Wednesday or champagne out of a dixie cup, he's not too proud. Here in Augusta, if I'm not telling the story about when Keenan let a black kid borrow his bike -- in other words letting him steal it without a fuss, I'm telling a one of the many stories that include me and Shane doing something utterly retarded. Retarded, but fun. So cheers to you, Shane.
That's it.
The 2010 Movie of the Year goes to Shutter Island. That was easy.
The 2010 Album of the Year goes to the Black Keys for Brothers.
The top five Facebook names of 2010 are:
1. Latracia "Pretty-Round" B.
2. Brian "Poetically Fly" J.
3. Candace "Still Standing" R.
4. Desmond "Mrgetitonjones" R.
5. Loreal "Cantholdmedown" L.
First off, I have to thank Groover, DeeJay, and Colbi for those names. There were sooo many more that I left off, but I think this was a solid list. Congratulations to all and stayonyourgrind!
The Video of the Year goes to some Asian track star. Enjoy...
The Award for Best Piece of Art for 2010 goes to the guy who painted this:
"Untitled", in all of it's majesty, is a one of a kind piece. Surely you can't put a price tag on this kind of work, but make Bunger an offer, and it could be yours. Everything must go...Last but not least...
The Homey of the Year goes to...
Shane
Not to be confused with homo of the year. There was no one quite like Shane in 2010, or any other year for that matter. He was recently recognized for his manliness on another blog, but he is honored here for being the best, bar none. He makes no secret that work sucks, but he decided to stick it to the man. "I just try to do as little as possible nowadays", he says. That attitude is the least of that company's worries...I mean with 9 women in the same office, how does anything get done? He remains the go to guy for a no nonsense drinking partner, and for that, I'm grateful. Whether it's day drinking on a Wednesday or champagne out of a dixie cup, he's not too proud. Here in Augusta, if I'm not telling the story about when Keenan let a black kid borrow his bike -- in other words letting him steal it without a fuss, I'm telling a one of the many stories that include me and Shane doing something utterly retarded. Retarded, but fun. So cheers to you, Shane.
That's it.
2 comments:
Bravo. Murray is definitely the best at being retarded.
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