
Domo arigato, Mr. Yao Ming and Mr. Liu Jing, domo...domo. I was just speaking in Japanese, so the readers might not have understood me. Thank you very much Yao and Liu for giving us a wonderful display of how two enormous, overly awkward big men are supposed to play the game of basketball. This was the most anticipated meeting of two Asian-born athletes since, well, my boy Ichiro and the best pitcher ever Daisuke met. Yeah, I just crowned him. There was an estimated 200 million viewers last night for the game, but I'm guessing most Americans were watching Agent 0 instead.

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