Monday, April 5, 2010

Opening Day

NL Division winners:

East: Phillies
Central: Cardinals
West: San Francisco
Wild Card: Braves beat Rockies in plan-in game

AL Division Winners:

East: Yankees
Central: Twins
West: Mariners
Wild Card: Rays

The OITO crystal ball told me...

- Set the over/under on the mention of Tiger Woods' name during the season at 8.5
- Set the over/under on how many times Thom Brennaman says, "(insert name) is the heart and soul of this baseball team" this season on Fox to 14.5
- Troy Glaus will be good for 30 & 100
- The Rays will have a 4 game lead in the AL East going in to September
- Knowing they need to make a playoff push, the Red Sox will get Roy Oswalt and Hanley Ramirez in trades
- Manny will be something other than Manny
- We'll have repeat winners of the AL & NL Cy Youngs (Lincecum and Greinke)
- The Braves will send 5 to the All Star game (Jurrjens, Hudson, McCann, Escobar & McLouth)
- Since he's on the way out, Bobby will give up dipping and just go ahead with smoking heaters in the dugout
- Joe Buck will get more camera time than any team/player during Fox broadcasts




Go Braves.





3 comments:

Weazle said...

Manny will never be anything other than Manny. You take that back.

Carrel_Fan said...

No take backs sir.

Forgot the World Series prediction: Cardinals over the Rays in 7.

Heyward is good.

Weazle said...

"like a young Ken Griffey, Jr. in an older Ken Griffey, Jr's body" - how they described Heyward on SportsCenter yesterday