Monday, April 19, 2010

A Tie

Someone once said a tie is like kissing your sister. In our last poll, the tie was like a hipster and a neo-hippie kissing your sister. No one wins.

Our next poll will be a little less about opinion, and a little more about gathering facts. Someone once told me to keep the bathroom humor in the bathroom. Now, I say, in the words of Meatloaf, "I won't do that."

6 comments:

Carrel_Fan said...

Boooo. Hippies rule and hipster drool...and suck. By the way, what constitutes a half a poop? Dangling? Lots of farting and maybe just one turdlet?

Carrel_Fan said...

None of that happens to me when I'm on the throne. My friend was just asking.

Weazle said...

Well it is an average. So if you take five to six poops a day, you would average 5.5 poops a day. This poll is all about accuracy.

Pl0we said...

seriously, who voted for 3.5. you got some problems

Shane said...

My friend who may or may not also be Joey's friend poops less than once a day but more than -5 times a day. What should I tell him to select?

Weazle said...

P. Lowe, he who asked it, stacked it...3.5 times a day.

Shane, you have to make a judgement call.