"For Real, We Appreciate You" Award Show

You've waited all week, and it's finally here. The "For Real, We Appreciate You" Awards Show starts now. We Would like to thank our sponsors, the Sav'h Riverfront Association, the Fairmont, Blessed Sacrament School, and Tybee Fest. 2009. Shall I be so bold as to say, 2008 = best year ever? Yes, I shall. Tonight is a celebration of all that was '08. Remember, we're all winners tonight, except the losers. I hope you have your acceptance speeches prepared for the comment section, because away we go...

Lights, camera, action...

And for tonight's first award, The winner of Destination 2008 is...

New Orleans '08!!!

No surprise here. For the other nominees, this was a lot like bringing a knife to a gun fight. New Orleans brought with it so so many things. Hand Grenades, Harrah's, and crazy Hawaiians. What more could you ask for? Oh yeah, cops that couldn't give a shit, KAs, Donnie's journey to find himself, and that little spark between Shane and the lady friend. Congratulations New Orleans and thanks for having us.


Here to present the Announcer of the Year Award is Charles Barkley. Appreciate ya cracka. Wait, did someone say somethin 'bout Harrah's? They got my lucky craps table and dem waitresses wit the booty. Anyways, that's terrible. The knucklhead Annoucer of the Year is...

Holland!!!

I gotta say, this was arguably the most competitive of all the categories. Rossiter's wit and charm weren't enough. And the the tandem of Sheehan, the Voice of BC Basketball, and Holland are similar to give and go styles of Stockton and Malone. When it's all said and done, Holland, very reminiscent of Malone, is a finisher. He knows exactly what to do with the mic, and OITO looks forward to great things from this guy. "NOOOOOOO!!! Kevin, that might have been the worst call I have ever seen in my life!"

Moving right along. The Hunter "Scooter" Krutch Humility Award goes to...

P "blue balls and fumes" Lowe!!!

Damnit, I thought I had this one for sure. Congrats P, you deserve it. A lot of people have got you all wrong. People think of you as this cocky, selfish, self-loathing individual. Wait, no they don't. P Lowe is the definition of humility. Comparable to Robin Hood, P is eager tee up the rich and give to the poor.

The Diarrhea at the Mouth Award winner is...

that Carter kid

The overwhelming favorite here. That Carter kid has made about one or zero friends since moving from the big city. But what can you expect from a brainiac brohan? He has coined phrases like, "____ are the tits" and "your fat and I make money". Wait that Carter kid, is that the way you should talk to a lady? Oh, you had a 4.0 a UGA, so yeah you had to of aced "How to Talk to Chicks". My b, brodoggy dog. You're the tits for winning this award and here's to hoping you straight murk 2009.

Well, that was something. We all know how girls are, some of us more than others. This next one may be a hard one to swallow for the... oh God that's what she said, got em. Sorry, I just don't want the losers to get too upset. I know they are all intently reading. Here to present the award for Girl of the Year, my man Scary C.

What up, what up fools!? Welcome to America. How are you crazy fuckshits living? Right on. I know some girls. They're kick ass, chillers. We grove and stuff, late night. We mack on some toasted pb & j's, no dicks allowed. HA! The winner is...

The Holland Twins!!!

They're like the Olsen twins, but they weren't born at the same time. They both do a lot of volunteer work with the elderly and the local soup kitchen. DGG, Damn Good Girls. In other good works, they hang out with us sometime and then it looks we know girls.

The Out of Context Award is presented to none other than...

Shane!!!!

I know there was a push for OIA's arch nemesis to win this, Al pal, but this one isn't close. So, we're watching a pretty good basketball game, and Shane is feeling the pressure to say something. We're running out of things to talk about at half time; Shane blurts out passionately, "I like those balls, they're better to play with because they're ribbed. You can get a good grip on one" Yikes. I can only dream that one day, that's what she will say. Well, maybe not the ribbed part. When it comes to suggestive language, Shane's cup overfloweth. Really looking forward to your acceptance speech following the show.

I think we need to sweeten things up a bit. There were some mighty cute people in '08, and put them together and you've got some damn cute couples. There was Shane and his chickens and ducks, Donnie and every girl, Rick and Larry, Jack and like 4 girls, and there's lonely ole me. The cutest couple of them all is...

Donnie and Dixie!!!

These two have come a long way. Dixie used to bite Donnie a little bit. This is more than a Dawg liking a dog, this is one island embracing another island. This is progress!

** Too long. Part 2 of the award show will be posted tomorrow. Be on the look out for the best Underdog Blog, the best Band, Blogger of the Year, and Big Dawg of the Year! Winners, post your acceptance speeches in the comment section. TTYL.

Love, Shane & Joey

Pop Quiz. Who published it...?

TheOnion.com or FowNews.com?


1.) "Young 'Adolf Hitler' and Two Sisters Removed From Home"
notable quotes:

"The Campbells made national news last month when a ShopRite supermarket refused sell them a birthday cake with Adolf Hitler's name on it."
"Last year, a New Zealand court removed a 9-year-old girl from her parents in order to change her birth name: Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii."

2.) "Kurt Warner Requests HBO Be Blocked At Cardinals' Hotel"

"'HBO glorifies curse words, nakedness, and adult situations. As a Christian, I cannot stand by and let my teammates be put in harm's way' Said Warner"

3) "Hackers Crack Into Texas Road Sign, Warn of Zombies Ahead"

"Transportation officials in Texas are scrambling to prevent hackers from changing messages on digital road signs after one sign in Austin was altered to read, 'Zombies Ahead.'"
"In the meantime, if you're driving in Austin, you can rest assured: There are no zombies ahead."

Demolition Party

Within the next few weeks, my parents house at Club Tybee Island will be coming down. My mom told me that the night before, I could go down there and break any windows I wanted. She even insisted that I tee a ball up and put one throught the front glass door. I am going to see if she will allow me and some of the broskies to have a little fun with the house....destruction and carnage my friends. Hopefully, she will let us do it. If we do get to do it, there will certain items you can bring and certain items you can't
Approved list of Destructive Items:
chainsaw
bats
crowbars
golf clubs
Rick
bolt cutters
wire cutters
Andrew Jackson and of course Hurricane

Non Approve list of Destructive Items:
Nothing that deals with pyro
ninja swords
guns
Bunger

That's what Sheehan said.

Quote of the night thus far, Sheehan: "What a night for the Cannon's, they turn 62 tonight and can now start drawing Social Security."

It's too late to apologize.

Of course it's not too late to say I'm sorry. I've realized that I ruffled some feathers a few days ago. To all of the Busy Bees out there, I'm sorry for telling the truth about SCAD. Yes, they have taken shitty buildings and filled them up with fabric and douche bag kids. And I know I'm supposed to believe that this is all for the betterment of our community. I just think if you guys actually lived Downtown, then you might catch my drift. Ahh, you haven't lived until you rise to the smell of brunch being served at J Christopher's or JChris'; that's what the Dtowners like to call it. Dreams do come true, all it takes is an old fashioned "can do" attitude and the buy/rent ad section of the SMN. I'm getting off topic. Help me and my roommate clean up these streets. With your support we can drive the SCAD kids out of Downtown and into Garden City and Pooler. If it sounds like a vicious cycle, it probably is.

Before I go, I want to mention one last thing. With the emergence of the infamous Disney Dawgs, there is no room for the Busy Bees on this or any other blog. Love you but you got to go.

This is why Reality T.V. Sucks

I just read on http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/super-bowl/01/26/to.ap/index.html that T.O. is going to have his own reality show. Reality television sucks. You would think after Rock of Love and even Bromance that people would stop watching this bullshit. Nobody's life is too boring to watch this crap. I can't believe these television executives are going to let this show go on the air. I also cannot believe they are giving a show to one of the most egotistical athletes in all of sports. The next thing you are going to here Mr. Owens complain about is why his show did not win an emmy.

Front Runner for 2009

Listen to what this relationship expert has to say about the Obamas around the 9/10 sec. mark. This is the absolute "money shot" out of context for '09. Oh Michelle, scissor me timbers!!!

And the nominees are...

The nominees for Destination 2008 are:

- Tybee, "Dude, I just slept on the steps of Bennie's."
- Hilton Head
- Turpentine Creek Exotic Wildlife Refuge, Eureka Springs, Arkansas
- New Orleans 2008


The nominees for Announcer of the Year are:

- Holland, "bends at the knees, dribbles, and fires"; "When it comes to coaching sometimes two heads are better than one."; "You just can't make that call, this is big boy basketball!"
- Sheehan, "He walked and they didn't call it!"
- Rossiter, "Let's give that defense a hand"; "If anyone has lost an Eco watch, we got it up here in the booth that'll be $100, ha"



The nominees for the Hunter "Scooter" Krutch Humility Award are:

- "skip to my" Lou Holtz
- Joey "Good Santa" Sims
- P "I got this one" Lowe



The Nominees for the Diarrhea at the Mouth Award are:

- Scary Croissant "...your dick, my toaster; those must be some late night kids over there"
- that Carter kid " tits"; "'bout to murk that mojito bro"; "your fat and I make money"
- Thom Brennaman "if you're fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it"


Nominees for Girl of the Year are:

- The Holland Twins
- Creamer
- Hinchey
- Peggy


Nominees for Out of Context:

- Murray's, "I like those balls..."; Trust me, this one goes on and on.
- Blogger "Ally", "You'd do yourselves...to say it once"
- P Mac's, "For the two of us in Atlanta that have frequented your apartment many times this fall, this comes as a major blow."


The Cutest Couple nominees are:

- Donnie and Murray's dog
- Keenan and December
- Jack and Mary Lewis



Nominees for the Biggest Disappointment of '08:

- Work
- the Atlanta Braves
- Tony Romo
- Missing St. Patrick's Day for the second year in a row.
- Barstool not getting kicked off of OIA.


The Underdog Blog Award nominees are:

- Diamonds are Forever
- BC Gottum
- The little Blog that could. "Only in the Office"
- Only in Greg's House.


Best Band nominees are:


- TI feat. Rihanna
- Ocean Street brought to you by Southern Tide RumRunners '09, I was there!!!!!
- Eddie Murphy


The nominees for Best Bar/Restaurant are:

- Good Time Charlie's, Tallahassee, FL
- Willie's Weenie Wagon, Brunswick, GA
- Windrose, Tybee Island, GA
- Senor Frogs, Cancun, Mexico
- Harrahs Buffet


The nominees for Biggest Catastrophe of 2008 are:

- Jack losing his dinner all over Andrew M's beach house.
- Jack losing his middle finger at Shane's house.
- Paparazzi catching Shane in compromising position on Tybee. Shane almost gets fired less than 2 months into job.
- Taco Bell putting chives in P Sauers' burrito supreme
- Keenan
- Bunger table dancing at Windrose


The nominees for Animal of the Year are:

- Ratatouille
- Mr Oswald "Ozzie" Kennedy, Kennnnnneeeeeeddy,
- All of Donnie's girlfriends. *rimshot*
- Mitchell's dogs
- Disney Dawgs


The nominees for Post of the Year are:

- Football by Blowey Rims
- Thank for Nothing most of '06 by JJH4
- Tech Fan Tuesday by Rick
- OMG by Carrel "the Tits" Fan
- PMA: Let's go back to NOLA by Donnie


The nominees for List/Top 5 of the Year are:

- Au Revoir, Athens by Donnie
- 7 Top 5's by John Jack
- A lot is offered up in this one, A Brief New Orleans Recap by P Mac
- Oh They're Totally Gay Brah by Sims Dawg


The nominees for Blogger of the Year are :

- JJH4
- Barstools77
- Carrel_Fan
- Shane
- P Lowe
- sauers6
- ally
- Patrick M
- Donnie
- anymouse


The nominees for the Big Dawg of the Year are:

- Andrew Jackson
- TP
- Murray
- Slic
- Donnie
- JJH4


The drama will unfold later this week!

Happy Birthday Jack

Top 5

Top 5 worst fans (some of you may already know where this is goin)

5. Philadelphia fans; Often times referred to as some of the most miserable people on the face of the Earth, ahh Philly sports fans. Land locked, piss poor weather, and cheese wiz can be just a few things attributing to you's guys's unpleasant dispositions. Your baseball team won a title, so take a deep breath and swallow your blood pressure medicine. I'd say, making it to the NFC Championship game was a pretty big V in itself. You should consider yourself lucky that McNabb and Reid wanted to stick around this long and take your sorry asses to the NFC Champ. 5 times and the Super Bowl once. So what if QBDM "acted lethargic and indifferent" during the last drive of Super Bowl XXXIX and you lost. Wait a second, that no good... Oh and quit obsessing about hockey. It's hockey.

4. Jonas Brothers fans; Let me know when your 18 and maybe I'll change my mind.

3. People that like SCAD; Are you trying to ruin my downtown experience? Get out of here. The shuttle buses, the skinny jeans and scarves, the blah blah fashion, the perfectly messy hair to go with that messy attitude; hit the road back to Ohio. But SCAD has really put Sav on the map fella, no Paula and her funny (not "haha" funny, the other kind) sons already did, so thanks for making this place suck just a tad more.

2. SMN Sports Section fans; yeahhh Calvary

1. Student Section at BC Basketball games; You guys are pathetic. I mean that in the most sincere way imaginable. Stop smoking pot and saying "yeah sweet" about everything, save that for school. It's OK to get excited about something that does not involve scratching your balls or spitting on the plaza. I know, there's probably a few douche bags that won't think you're cool if you stand up and cheer, but there's 5 guys on the floor that would appreciate your support. Oh and by the way, saying "back to basics" or "we can't hear you" is about as gay/lame/stupid/etc. as it gets. You guy's are a bunch of smart asses, so start acting like it. Right now though, you are just an embarrassment to the school. Peace out.

Take That You Cracka Ass, Cracka!

To my amazement and almost completely accidentally, I stumbled on a gold mine of White Racist Jokes. Regardless of whether it was arrogance or ignorance, I never knew these existed.
Low and Behold:

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

more to follow......

Inauguration 2009

For You Guys

OITO's "For Real, We Appreciate You" Awards

To show our appreciation to the friends of this blog, the Big Dawgs here at OITO are going to hand out some gold stars. There will be quite a few categories, and maybe we'll have some multiple gold star winners. 2008 brought with it some highs and lows. Let's chief on the highs, brahs. And we're going to really harp on the lows. You know, the usual stuff. First things first, are the categories. Categories will vary and awards will be dished out to people, places, and quotes/ideas. Once I post the categories, it will be your job to suggest some nominees for appropriate categories. You can nominate yourself. Of course, all final decisions, concerning the nominees, will be made by the committee. It's not all about you guys, come on.


Categories are as follows:

• Destination 2008 (the top vacation destination of 2008)
• Announcer of the Year
• Humility Award
  
• Diarrhea at the Mouth Award
  
• Girl of the Year
• Out of Context Award
  
• Cutest Couple of the Year
  
• Biggest Disappointment of the Year
• Underdog Blog of the Year
• Best Band
  
• Bar/Restaurant of the Year
• Biggest Catastrophe of the Year
• Best Animal of the Year
• Post of the Year
• List of the Year
• Blogger of the Year
• Big Dawg of the Year

Now, spit out some nominees. We'll meet in the middle and hand out some gold stars.

Superbowl

Since Bruce Springsteen is playing at the Superbowl this year, I was pondering about what songs he will play during the halftime show. My choices are Glory Days, Born in the U.S.A, and Born to Run. I know these are very obvious choices, but they are my picks. I am glad the boss is playing.

All are welcome.

Where a dawg can be a dawg.

Bad Todd Mcshay! Badd

Listen here Todd Mcshay! I got a bone to pick with your ass. I saw on ESPN that you said Mark Sanchez was a better overall quaterback than Matthew Stafford. Yes, I will admitt that I have had a love/hate relationship with Stafford, but he is definately the better quaterback of the two. All Sanchez had was a better defense, and yes Willie that was your fault.(I agree slick, and you are welcome.) Stafford is a lot more talented and is better suited as a pro-style quaterback. So quit saying Mark is better, because he is not. Also for the record, does the the Pac-10 deserve more respect for going 5-0 in the bowl games? No they do not! Fuck the Pac-10 as well as the Big 10.

In Honor of Slick

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Mighty good times and memories

This street is only a few blocks away from BC on Waters.

Tebow haters:Just for fun.

To Shane and PLowe

OITO's Entertainment Bonanza Extravaganza!!!!

Boy, we've got a lot happening on the television! From cheeseball singers that can't get a record deal the old fashioned way to a show that has a woman as President, this year has sounded off like one of those really atrocious, rude farts. Yeah, a fart so bad that even you, yourself can't appreciate. TV has done nothing but suck since FOX told Ron Howard and Arrested Development to take a hike. In this post, I will come clean about some of the bullshit that I watch, but I will also slam those horribly faggy shows that others find entertaining. When it's all over just remember, I still like you guys but I hate your favorite shows.

This is....American Idol. Again. I think we've had one good idol and one good looking idol. Yes, we still have that weird black guy trying way to hard -- "bringing tha heat, fool" or "yo, yo, yo, yo, yo check this out yo.....dawg". Yo dawg, that's profound. Paula is still livin' the dream, pounding percocet, vicodin, and peppermint schnapps. Whenever she can muster up enough energy to pull he head off the table, she always adds something nice to the conversation. Simon remains that retched, miserable Euro trash that seems to think it's OK to wear v-neck undershirts in public. The new judge seems nice, nope just hot.

Beep, beep, beep. Twenty-four is mind numbing. I know I'm the Mexican, whoops minority, on this one but come on. Your guy's can't honestly take that drunk, Jack Bauer, serious. Kiefer is too busy assing it up and drinking Jack Daniels to be believable. Everyone claims this show is the tits, but I'm too worried I might have a seizure from the 100 unnecessary explosion throughout 1 episode. If I had to chose between 24 and Two and a Half Men, I would chose to turn the TV off and run to Wilmington. Charlie Sheen and Kiefer, two complete messes that ruin my night.

Nip Tuck = Breast Cancer Show Ever! Christian has breast cancer, and the other guy, who plays Dr. Troy, got stabbed like 15x and is somehow just chillin. Blah, blah, blah, blow J and scene. I have to say, nothing holds my interest like meth addiction and plastic surgery. Look at the tits on that one! The most authentic thing I've seen on the telly in a while, an Indian super prodigy doctor, at the age of 17. FX is right on the money with that shit.

Time for some quick hitters cause this post is entirely too long...

- Family Guy is the worst show on television. That's period.
- Top Chef remains top 5.
- If you want heartfelt storylines with a few laughs, look no further than this oldy but goody, Martin.
- A down year for the Office is still better than a Greg's House highlight reel.

A look a head to 2009 College Football

Today at work I got a chance to watch college football live on ESPN. That is their best show on day time t.v. I am sure most of you have heard by now that Sam Bradford is staying one more year at Oklahoma. Well, we can all guess who the 2009 Heismen finalists will be this coming year: Colt McCoy, Sam Bradford, and Tim Tebow. I think that this year instead of casting votes for the players performances, we all know they are good, that the voters should vote on significant others of these three players. We are deciding of things/people they love. So here we go

1)This is Colt McCoys girlfriend and man is she a purdy little lady

2) This is Sam Bradfords girlfriend, and she is very attractive too.

3) This is Tim Tebow's favorite thing: testicles and circumcisions:

Tebow you are disqualified

Well, my vote goes to McCoy.

Well Damn

Well Appling County(Bad Guys) won the basketball game by 1 point in overtime over the Cadets(good guys). Don't worry Cadet fans: most of the guys playing for Appling County will be serving us food at McDonalds in a couple of years(I'm just kidding). I swear the coach for Appling ran no plays tonight(he never knows what he is doing over there.) All he had was one shooter. If I could give player if the game awards for BC: they would go Joey Friess and Jabri. The team played their asses off but them two brought it to another level.

I've been doing some thinking...

Shane, this is my Sorry for 2004 and beyond, brought to you by Ruben. I realize I may have made a mistake, and our friendship means much more to me than a delicious medium Mr. Pibb from Wendy's. Yeah, it was pretty caddy of you not to invite me to lunch today, but I know you just need some time. It wasn't fair of me to put the blame on you, because I know you don't respond well to those types of situations or red lights for that matter. I overreacted in front of the Brotherdom on Saturday. But Saturday night's alright for fighting, right? Very theatrical. But seriously Murray, don't ruin my trip to Statesboro U. this weekend. If you want to make things right, you can take me and Jack to the BK Lounge Fri/Sat. We all know he doesn't really like that dessert pizza @ the Country Cookin Pizza Parlor.

Just jk'ing with you Shane. I give our relationship 2 thumbs up, Mister. Me like you as a friend long time. See you soon!

Tebow is Returning

According to www.espn.com, Tim Tebow, a.k.a the sultan of circumcisions, is returning for his senior year...fuck!

Not taking a Shot at Anyone...

is greater than

Sports Desk

Sweet sassy molassy! We have had quite the week, and I'm here to give you my take on just a few of the happenings. We found out that even NBA players aren't to rich to dipsy-do dunkaroo, baby. People finally met the real John Smoltz. And we can all relax, FOX came out of the closet and is openly gay about Tebow. Let's start the sports booty chatter.

Well, apparently ESPN is already bored with basketball too. They decided to flip flop broadcast teams, meaning Tirico and those tools took the Duke/Davidson game. Boy that was a disaster. Van Gundy was arguing w/ himself the entire game on what was a foul and what was not. Oh wait, 3 steps and a jump stop is a walk in college? This sucks. Dickie V and that guy that looks like Dickie V took some NBA game. Needless to say, Vitale is not the biggest fan of the NBA. It was the perfect storm. We didn't see too many PTPers that night, and that wasn't awesome, baby.

How do you spell traitor? S M O L T Z. Ok, so I may be overreacting a bit, but the Red Sox? Come on. Go enjoy the last of your career in Milwaukee or Anaheim. I know liking the Red Sox is the cool/Covino thing to do these days, kinda like getting black out at the Tyb. John, I will never hate on a player for leaving the Braves -- except that underachieving Franceour guy. I will hate on a player for leaving for the BoSox, Mets, and Yankees. Kelly Johnson would never do something like this. I hope Jeter hits a walk off dinger off you, thus sending the Orioles to the playoffs as the AL East champ. Have some respect for yourself.

Brennamen cover your bonor. I'm sure that Tebow would personally foul you if you politely ask him. Tebow probably cemented himself as the best college football player ever and as FOX's sugar daddy. Brennamen and Davis spent just 5 minutes with this kid and even though they were pretty sore, they fell head over heals. Oh geez!


Playoff Pic:

- Baltimore over the Titans
- Carolina avenges their Atl brethren
- Eagles beat Gmen
- Pittsburgh tackles P. Rivers til he's dead


See you guys at the beer drinking party at L Wing tomorrow.

The Trip From Hell Ended Up Swell

Today, Donnie and I went to Statesboro so he could get some stuff done and I could show him around the campus. But Holy Shit! There are some stupid ass people that work in the Admissions, The FUCKING REGISTAR OFFICE, and the Health Center. Nobody could get their shit right or provide us with answers. They kept on sending us back and fourth to each other because nobody wanted to take any fucking initiative to do one simple task: to provide some answers. I am surprised Donnie did not lose his cool. I would have if I was in his position. We walked around that campus atleast seven times. The only person that was helpful was a lonely IT guy in the library with a lazy eye.(May God Bless the Man). Things did turn up. Donnie got a new place to live and we got another place to party. Its going to be like the ole times, and we are back in Statesboro. Lookout!

Predictions

- Fox makes mention of Fedex, Tostitos, and AllState at least 10x each.
- Jimmy Johnson will look his finest.
- Eddie George will still be defending the Ohio State as well as the Big 10.
- Chris Rhodes will have 2nd rate hair.
- The announcers will say nothing negative if the score gets very lopsided. Poor Colt Brennan, how dare Georgia play to win the game. Bunch of bullies.
- There will be a story about how Tebow struggled with allergies as a child or Sam Bradford's crossed eyes.
- Blah blah blah Oklahoma and the Big 12 are getting no respect, watch out. Play some D for God's sake.
- Jesse Palmer will be fucked up and on the prowl.
- Charles Barkley will lose a few g's on this one.
- In the pregame show on ESPN, Corso will pick Florida State to win. Not so fast my retarded friend.
- I will probably fall asleep in the 3rd quarter.
- At some point during the game, one of us will say "I never know what they're doing"
- Florida 39, Oklahoma 28 -- Jean shorts beat Overalls


See you next season college football.

Normally Good

Congrats Wall E! You are OITO's fav movie of 2008.

Cutest robot ever!

Greatest Announcer Ever!

This past year marked the end of a great era in Georgia Football with the retirement of the man, the myth, the legend: Mr. Lawrence Harry "Larry" Munson. He was by far the most entertaining, energetic, and colorful radio broadcaster ever. He was extremely passionate about his work, and about the Bulldogs. Everybody remembers his famous catch phrase: "Hunker Down!" Larry was always trying to motivate the Dawgs, and motivate his faithful listeners. Mr. Munson was the author of the some of the brilliant broadcast in the nation:"Run Lindsay", "Hobnail Boot", "Oh You Herschel Walker", "The Stadium is Worse than Bonkers", and "Look at the Sugar Falling out of the Sky!" My two personal favorites were "There goes Herschel(against Tech his freshmen year to set the all time rushing record for a freshmen", and "Ole Lady Luck Just Saved Us." I was really thrilled to see the Georgia bring Larry out between the 1st and 2nd quater to pay tribute to the man when they played Tech this past November. The crowd went crazy. I felt bad for Shane because he had an annoying redneck who made the dumbest calls every second the game. I wish Georgia would not have lost to fucking Tech of all teams that game, and got Larry one more victory before he left. We will miss you Larry and the Georgia radio broadcast will never be the same without.
Here is a tribute to Larry Munson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMi9nwILsu4

The Economy Is Really BAAAAADDD!!

So first and foremost, Joey I did not mean to over blogg dude. I was not trying to dominate. Do you forgive me? Please? Anyways, Do you guys really know how bad the economy really is? Well, it is in horrible shape guys. ITS BAD! The reason why I know this is because now the porn industry is asking for a bailout according to http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/01/07/campbell.brown.porn.bailout/index.html. If that industry is hurting, then you know that we are in fucking DOOMED. Not really, but we are in bad shape.

"I used to read Word Up magazine"

I was chillin. Me and my Dawgs were rollin down to Tybee Time for a couple of frozen drinks that are the titties. Cruisin down Tybrisa when that mutha f'in Jobba the Hut lookin dude comes out of nowhere! "Pancake butt", he says. WTF? Listen Hut, quit wastin my flavor and get out our faces. He bellows , "Ohhhhh yeah, take that squirrel home and turn it sideways, yeahhh." Huh? I never know what you're talking about. The Hut then freakin form tackles Murray to the ground, takes his phone, and damn eats Mr. Oswald "Ozzie" Kennedy. Furry red rocket and all. I think to myself, 'damn son, Don has got some bad luck with pups'. Fucked up shit brothers.

My eyes open, I'm laying on the couch at Moms and Pops. It was all a dream. Ha, so I make a ham sandwich and flip on ESPN2. Tell me what is larger, Jay Crawford's doucheness or Dana Jacobson from the waist down? Yowza! 1st and 10, big whoop but wait is that Weezie aka tha Carter on the tube with Skipper? Yes, Lil Wayne is on 1st and 10 with my 3rd favorite ESPN personality. My first thought, I didn't think black folks got outta bed til the PM. Oh come on, that's at least a halfway joke. By the way, Skipper is horrified, you can see the absolute fear in those eyes. He compares Tha Carter III to Prince's Purple Rain. Blasphemy!!! We all know that Juvenile's 400 Degreez is the closest thing to any Prince record. How can I take a guy with neck tats, a lip ring, and a song about dicks named "Lollipop" serious? He can't tell me about the Cover 2 defense. He can't break down Ed Reed's performance from last Sunday 'cause he's to busy smokin that kush with him. Did the Chargers win or did the Colts lose that game? Steph Curry, the next Lebron Jordan? Right now, is he the best player ever to play the game? Lil Wayne can't tell me, but it's all good with Skipper. Fuckin poser. Not a dream.

P.S., P Lowe's domination streak ends at 6 posts!

P.P.S., Gators by 75, onward Christian Soldiers

P.P.P.S., Pineapple Express is wierd but kinda the tits.

Moreno Will Be Missed

I found out from Slick, one of our brothers from Only In America, that Knowshon and Stafford will be declaring for the draft. I can't blames the guys for wanting to go (they are going to make a lot of money). Here is my favorite Knowshon Moreno moment(s). It is from the 2007 UGA-FLA game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Zdkm-RAYo

Major Picks

1)The Masters: Tiger Woods
2)U.S. Open: Tiger Woods... Being played at Bethpage Black. The last time the open was held here in 2002. Tiger won.
3)The British Open: Sergio Garcia. Do not like the guy, but I think it is his time as long as he can make some putts.
4) PGA Championship: Anthony Kim. I pick him to be next great player. He has all the tools and I believe he will earn his first of multiple majors at this tournament.

Presidents Cup: USA... Fred Couples is the captain so you know they are going to win.

Got 'Em

Georgia lands 5 star recruit.
http://uga.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=896519

Things That Need to Change in 2009

There are some things in my opinion that need to change in 2009. The first and most important issue is that Chick-Fil-A needs to be open on Sundays. The breakfast food and the sweet tea are perfect hangover pick me ups. Come on S. Truett Cathy this is not the good ole 1950's anymore where everybody closes down on Sundays. Just imagine how much money you would make, especially from me. Do you not like making money? Damn it! Come on and open on Sundays; I was craving a Chicken Biscuit this morning. Thank you Mr. Cathy I guess I'll wait until Monday to have a biscuit. Movie ticket prices need to drop. It cost me 20 dollars for two tickets. The economy is hurting and ya'll are stealing for working dudes. Well, maybe I'm just a cheap ass. Van Brimmer and McGowan need to go. You two suck. ESPN and ESPN 2: stop playing world series of poker on tv, it is boring. Atlanta fix your traffic problems. Phil Collins and Huey Lewis need to co-healine a tour and film a concert DVD at the Civic Center.

National Champions

We all know that either Oklahoma or Florida will be crowned the BCS National Champions, but does Utah deserve to be the AP National Champions. They did finish the season undefeated and beat Alabama in the Sugar Bowl. Also, does Pete Carroll and the Trojans deserve to be AP National Champs. I wish that Utah and one other team would join the Pac-10 so they could have a Conference Championship game. What do you guys think?

2009!

5 Things That Were the Tits in '08

1.) Randars, Creepers, and total Sketches.



















2.) The Club Chalupa from Taco Bell












3.) Living Downtown

4.)Seeing Savannah from the top of the Talmadge Bridge.














and; of course 5.) Phil Collins

Love ya '08 but I got to go

It's been a pretty good year, pretty pretty good. Mostly good, a few bad, and a couple of ugly moments. I guess Verne Lundquist would say, "Oh My!" As far as ME is concerned, it's been a fantastic year. Would you like to hear about my year? Super.

The Good. Let's start with NOLA 2008. Hands down the best trip of my life, and being that I'm out of college I probably don't have many fun years left. Road trip with best bros ever! New Orleans was completely lawless, and awesome. Did you know you can bath a stripper and pay for it. Hand Grenades are not only dangerous but tasty as well. It's cool that me and Jimmy Johnson are finally friends. I moved downtown and so far I have more friends. Tybee Island has had it's moments. Remember when Keenan fell asleep on the steps of Benny's? He sure doesn't. Back in the spring at Tybee, this forty year old said she thought I was really freaking interesting and she wanted to break my wiener off. Whatev trick. I'm pretty sure I know who my go to guy is for some cheap laughs...Murray! You are the best that 2008 has to offer my friend. Girls and Gas prices were at a premium in '08.

The Bad. Flag Football is hard. Did you know that you have to practice that shit to be good? We talkin bout practice. Practice? I do not have the athleticism, escapability, nor the dedication to be decent at that intramural sport, brothers. Murray thought he was Hannibal Lector one night. Poor Jack. I almost fought a black girl about a week ago. Trust me it was warranted. Applying to Graduate Schools isn't the coolest thing I've ever done. You make think you are in control of a certain situation, but wait until smarter people start asking questions. Whoops!!!

The Ugly. Christmas Party 2008, was a mess. I had a dance party with my 3 favs, 2 Hincheys and a Peg. How can this get ugly you ask? I don't remember. My roommate's gf was violated and nothing was done. Murray's champagne was swiped and nothing was done. Both of these crimes were committed by one man, a man possessed, Keenan. Just kidding friend, not really. Anybody watched the Big 10? Wow they suck. Sorry I'm getting off topic. One thing that isn't ugly...Peg, boy I miss her.

I'll leave you with this thought, if 2009 is anything like 2008 then I want to go to there.

Farewell 2008

Guys it has been a good year. I can't wait to see all of ya'll in 2009. In my opinion the official start of the New Year begins on January 2 for the Sugar Bowl, LET's GET THIS PARTY STARTED! I swear to God, if this party sucks, it is going to mean a shitty year; and Donnie it will be all your fault. Just kidding, make sure you got some crunchy tunes playing and punch and pie. Last night, I was pondering over what I wanted my New Year's resolution to be. Well, I want to accomplish a lot because that is how Big Dawgs roll. I want to resolve the dispute between Donnie and Shane (can't we all just get along fellas?). How about a pilgrimage to Mecca, nevermind lets go to Vegas. I am going to try to meet more lucky young ladies and spread the good news. I also and going to eat more fiber; you can't get enough. Guys, what can I say, it has been good knowing ya'll. If I do not see any of until next year, I am with ya'll in spirit. Go Falcons! Braves: lets do something this coming year. Notre Dame: you are going to get better. Dawgs: please just beat Florida and do not lose to Tech again. We need ya''ll to go back to the Sugar Bowl. GSU: we are going to win a national champioship. Stafford go to the draft. Moreno plase stay one more year. If I do not see any of you tonight. I will see at Donnie's for the fiesta.

Football

I want to talk football, pigskin, Emmitt Smith, Nick Lache's ex, the freakin gridiron. Let's go. As far as the NFL is concerned, my BFF Jack put it best, "After 20 weeks of preseason, the regular season begins today (two days ago)." Now, my biggest fist pump goes out to Atlien Falcons. I was a long time haterade dranker, but Atl has another team they can be proud of, the other being the Hawks. Oh you were thinking the Force and the Silverbacks? A mere difference of opinion.

The Falcons were led by a no name coach, an previously unproven running back, and the best rookie QB the game has seen. Coach Mike Smith, soon to be crowned CMS, is what this crap team needed. A defensive mind, crazy son of a bitch. This guy does more cheering on Sunday's than those pathetic fans in the bleachers. OK, OK, they have gotten better. Smith wants to be there, unlike Donnie's boy Petrino aka Mr. Breakmyheart. The players have obviously responded. Michael Turner has been unbelievable (word made famous by Murray). I think Gus Johnson said he is He Hate Me's step nephew in-law. On the fo real, he has been the arguably most productive player in the league, and should be in the final vote for MVP. Matt Ryan looks like the kind of kid you would meet at a CYO get together, then throw you a 60 yard bomb off his back foot at St. Michael's stadium for 6. These three have done way more than any Falcon fan -- weird combo of words I'm sure -- could ever ask.

As for the rest of the NFL... Adrian Peterson won't last more than 4 or 5 more years. He's the strongest runner I've seen, but that fool takin some big ol hits. The Bills need to move to the CFL, New York doesn't need 3 teams. The Lions probably would not win a game in the Big 10. Frank Gore and MoJo Drew are the most underrated players in the game. The Texans kinda remind me of Georgia. And why can't Vince Young win games no more? I know it's not for lacking a Vick like type of game. Check. It's gotta be a color issue. Solved, fuck you Jeff Fischer and all the narrow minded Davie Crockets/Daniel Boones in Tennessee.

Nothing that cool happened this season in college. Remember when the Heisman trophy was all but being shipped to Bourbon Street to meet Knowshon? That didn't pan out. AJ Green is something to feel pretty good about. I think it's just a matter of another season before the U is obnoxious and on top again. Then, and only then will I be able to rest easy. Charlie Weis and Notre Dame have shown they belong in Division I football for atleast one more year with that win over Hawaii. Georgia played Hawaii one time...Weis is like the gross fat chick that thinks she is the shit. The only thing that is special about you Charlie, is that you take shits the size of a normal person. You are fat, and it's gross. Hey wait, is that where all of your 5 stars are going? Enough of this. Texas got hosed, but I guess if you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.

My dream bowl matchups are as follows:
Cotton Bowl - Ole Miss v. Morehouse (winner takes the others' freedom away)
Sugar Bowl - UGA v. Texas Tech (first one to a 100 pts wins)
Orange Bowl - Carolina v. Alabama v. Florida (triple threat; 3 biggest a hole coaches in the game)
Fiesta Bowl - New Mexico State v. San Diego State (very festive)
Rose Bowl - USC v. Big Ten All Conference Team (go away big ten)
Championship - Utah v. Boise State (12-0 v 12-0, a fairytale game if you ask me)

My preseason Super Bowl picks were the Chargers and Eagles so right now I'm...

Cowboys are losing their edge. Trade TO, Romo, and Jessica Simpson for the first pick, and boom there you have the Lone Ranger himself, Matt Stafford in your freakin lap. Do it.



Super excited about Friday! I'm going to be listening to "When the Saint Go Marching In" the rest of the week.

Fav GA Cities...and reasons why

1) Tybee Island: beachbum parade,Big Kahuna, sand, breakfast club, tidal pools(no ponds), House of Lowe, House of Bell, YMCA, Randy Hatman, Andrew Jackson, Scandals, 4th of July, Sundaes, umbrellas, fishing, ballads, and Jaycee Park (My personal driving range), John COUGAR Mellncamp.
2) Savannah: St. Patrick's Day, downtown, Joey's House, Wet Willies, BC, Cancun, J. Christopher's, Shane's former house downtown, and Kevin Berry's
3) Athens: football games, downtown, girls sometimes believe my b.s., donnie's former residence, Barberitos, Little Italy, toppers, Kappa Alpha House.
4) Statesboro: football games (better luck next year Eagles), 190 octanes, skanky freshmen girls.
5) Augusta: the Masters, really nothing else, just did not want to put Atlanta in this list.

He Is Doing Ok. Thank God

According to Si.com, Charlie Weis had a successful surgery on his knee. It going to take more than a knee injury to knock this man down... maybe one to many twinkies might do the trick. Notre Dame is currently on a winning street, and will be carrying that momentum into next season.

It Was a Ghost!

Greatest South Park Characters:

1) Cartman

2) Butters

3) Randy Marsh

I Hope everybody had a swell weekend.

Seventies Saturday

You're welcome Jack.

Sweet Swing

Friday Evening Poetry Reading

55% of these niggas is fake, tha other 45% be handlin they weight
55% of these women is hoes, tha other 45% be playin they role
Mr. Officer, Mr. Officer, take these muthafuckin cuffs off of us
We kill nobody in this car, but us
And ridin on 20's is tha law for us
I ain't from France, but excuse my french
Fuck ya if ya hatin, nigga save that there
I been dealin wit u bitches from why way back then
Plus I kept a fire ducked off to lay back in
You say my momma played me and J be tight
Juvie takin care, so everything alright
Bitches see tha sliver Seraph wit tha phat ass pipes
Bein followed by some niggas on some bad ass bikes

I Got Mine

Merry Christmas everyone. Holidays are a special time for me; I find that the m & e (that's me) in Joey Sims (talent) gets magnified about ten fold. I know a lot of people like me, but I must bring just a little more cheer than others. My family thinks I'm the most interesting cat or doggy around, and well my friends think my beer just tastes better. Yes Uncle so and so I'm doin this and that, did I mention I'm an underdog story you can be proud of, which certainly is not the case of that Obama fella. Sure Murray, you can do a keg stand and mack on lil' Martha. Oh yeah, get her number while you're at it. Activity, brought to you by me. What can I say, I'm a giver of great things. But honestly, who gives and gets nothing in return these days? Oops, sorry Santa.

This has been a tremendous year for me, well everything but being the bridesmaid in FC Savannah once again. Seriously, a fucking kicker? Anyways, almost everything on my list to Santa came my way, except for that autographed pic of Skip Bayless. I put stars by the things I really wanted. One star being similar to the desire Jesse Palmer has for Herbstreit. Two stars being comparable to the excitement I have for the new reality series taking an inside look at fraternity life. Got em.

1. The Yankees to prove that money can buy happiness, well at least until opening day. - check
2. Mission Accomplished. - check
**3. An iPod. - fuckin crunchy check right there
*4. Donnie to stay in Athens for one more football season - :(
5. The Evolution of Andy Bernard - CHECK
**6. A reenactment of NOLA 2008 - looks like a check
7. An idea for another party - need help
8. Will the real Keenan please stand up? - ???
9. A Ruth's Chris, Five Guys, and Urban Outfitters all within a mile of each other. - sky rocketing cholesterol/killer threads check
10. Can I please just go to one movie theater on the weekend and actually be able to watch the movie. I'm sorry ma'am your cell phone convo can wait til after the film. I don't care if those jeans make you look fat or if you are thinking about hittin up Deja afterwards. WTF? Shut the fuck up. - the jury is still out
*****11. Last but not least, can all Vince Young do is some mop up duty in this Sunday's game? If not then me and Emmit finna bust some fool's head.



And to all a good night.

Bowl Game

It was good to see Notre Dame win a bowl game after a 14 year drought. Little Clausen had a great game. His older brother is still a prick. I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas.

Top 5 Greatest Golf Shots of 2008

Here are my Top 5 Greatest Golf Shots of the Year:
5) Mickelson shot under one tree, over another to win at Colonial.
4) Harringtons clutch par putt to win PGA Championship at Oakland Hills
3) Tiger's clutch putt at Torrey Pines to force 18 hole playoff with Rocco Mediate
* I wanted Mediate to win
2) Harrington's 235 yard shot into the wind, off a slope lie, to set up an eagle putt and secure
British Open Royal Birkdale.
1) Shane Murray's tee shot at the fourth hole at the par-3 course at TPC-Royal and Ancient
Crosswind Golf Course, Savannah, Georgia (September 2008). Playing in the final group with
former par-3 champions Joey Sims and Patrick Lowe. Shane stared down a 130 tee shot to a
pin set on the front right portion of the green, tucked behind a bunker. Shane pulls an 8-iron,
aims for the center of the green, and hits a 15 yard cut two feet from the hole. It set one of the
most memorable birdies in par-3 competion history, maybe in all of golf.

Screw Teixeira

Well, I use to like Mark Teixeira, and I did not mind when he went to the Angels. But of all teams, he decided to go to damn Yankees. I hope Jeter, A-Rod, Johnny Damon, and Teixiera all beat the hell out of each other because they all have huge egos and no balls. Merry Christmas to all.

#3

Good work men. Tentative date for Christmas Party '09 is December 19. Recap of last night still to come.

Great Party

Congrats to Joey on throwing an outstanding party lastnight. Donnie pulled his pecker out last night and tried to pee on Shane on the patio. Just want to let the big dawgs know that Hanukkah starts tonight at midnight, and we will be making Dradles over Murray's and eating Ge filte fish.
Have a lovely Sunday.

OMG

OMG you guys! I was totally freakin excited for Christmas Party Part Deux, but now I'm just freakin! OMG! We have so much stuff to do to prepare for the party, and don't even no where to begin. Wait, the party is off. I mean I asked the other members of the party planning to get white lights, and the got the f'in colored ones! What a bunch of idiots, and now this party is ruined. I wanted to get an assortment tray of veggies, meats, and fruit, but Publix lost my order. And now people might have to fend for themselves when it comes to food! Oh NO! I couldn't sleep last night because all I could think about was how much the party is going to blow. Worst. Party. Ever.

In my best Slic voice, "Ha". We have some big shoes to fill after last night, but last night was last night. Christmas Party cannot be rivaled, you want to know why? Ask me. Because we are celebrating the way God would like us to. Tonight is going to be a continuation of last year's @ Club 1308. Just a change in venue babies! I'm not making much of an effort, I know this man. I do pledge one thing, my friends you will wake up tomorrow and regret one thing you did Saturday night. And I mean that in the best way possible, from the bottom of my heart. Some members or honorary members are doing way too much, leaving room for 808's and Heartbreaks. Christmas is supposed to be about hanging out with your main bro's and ho's, listening to some crunchy tunes, and drinking brown liquor/keg beer. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, that's okay. I don't throw stones in this glass house.

A few rules:

DO NOT be tacky, this party is strictly for the grown and sexy.
DO bring some holiday cheer aka dollar bills.
DO NOT poop in the downstairs bathroom, that's just trashy.
GUYS keep it classy.
GIRLS come all ye faithful, and keep it skanky.

Hollar.

Friday Evening Poetry Reading

Bitch I'm coming live from the trunk and I thrive on the funk 'cause I'd rather die like a man than survive like a punk, I'm no coward, I'm 'dro-powered, you gettin Twin-Towered devoured - it's a shit-storm and you bout to get showered

From Broward county to Harris, Pasadena to Paris I embarrass niggaz on chrome wheels as big as the ferris 'cause there is, now way now how - I stay low-key, low-brow In that black on black on black in the 'lac 'cause I'm so wild I get, drunk off that, I'll be high off this I might pop one of those, it don't matter my nigga - I don't miss

They put me hot on list, where players are posted But them players we posted up on corners, when they say and get roasted And the prayer get toasted, 'cause I keep the flame on The face for the game on - leave a stain on anything I puts my name on Disrespect and the tech'll peck a player like Woody 'cause cain't nuttin keep a trill nigga down, ask Khujo Goodie

Happy Friday. ETA 23 hours and counting.

I Thought This was Funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw

If you dont think it is funny, then screw you. Just kidding Merry Hanukkah.
P.S. Congrats to my boy D. Bell on graduating tomorrow.

More Deeper Thoughts...

Phil Collins is the shit...

I just got a 45 song "Best of" triple disk. If anyone wants a copy (even you Bryan) let me know.

Just One More Reason Why SAV > ATL

http://savannahnow.com/node/637253

Auburn Hire = Great Decision

I applaud Auburn with their decision to hire Gene Chizik. Currently Auburn leads the Deep South's Oldest Rivalry 53-50-8. Georgia is 46-38-2 against Florida and is 59-39-9 against Georgia Tech. Hopefully Georgia will beat Auburn for the next couple of years and take the lead in their rivalry.

Grape Drank Soda

Chuck how you gonna let a chubby white dude impersonate you? Dat's terrible.

Barkley's done lost his mind....

The only thing Alabamians (?) are intolerant of are people who don't have a fiddle in their gosh darn band.Sir Charles seems to think different....

Thank You Mr. Sims

I would like to personally thanks Mr. Joey Sims(Esquire) for allowing me to join in his blog and contribute my thoughts. With great pride and passion, I will do my best to contribute to the "how to section." There are some Big Dawgs that are members to this site like Joey, Murda, and Donnie; and so I know I must step up to the plate.

I want to send my congrats to the BC basketball team for starting out 4-0 this season, and also to send a shout out to Jack for doing a hell of a job of calling the games. Hopefully we will be hearing you on ESPN radio one day Jack.

I also glad that Sam Bradford won the Heismen. Thank you Stafford for being a waste of talent and not winning a Conference Championship during your tenure at UGA.

1st edition on "How to Section" How can we settle the Tybee-Wilmington Island Debate: I think it should be an iron man match between Donnie and Shane (also a 2003/2004 class debate as well)
Event 1: One on One Basket
2: Potatoe Sack Race
3: Line Dancing
4: Karaoke Battle (must sing a Millie and Vanillie Song)
5: Thumb War
Must win 3 out of the 5 Events.

By the way i did not piss myself in that picture, I spilled a beer on my lap.

Ladies and Gentlemen...

Please welcome P Lowe to the blog! Mr. Lowe is a great friend and confidant. He is extremely knowledgeable in a variety of fields. Be on the look out for a few "how to" post from P -- "How to hook up and never call that trick back" and "How to hit a flop shot". We're glad to have you.

Megan Fox is really hot

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/meganfox/megan_fox_7.jpg

And now...deep thoughts

Shane and I did some rockin and rollin last night, so I didn't do much today. I watched the Bourne Ultimatum , Transformers, and I did some thinking. You brahs might find that a few are kinda weird, but doesn't that build character? Here are a few.


Tell me if any of you have this problem -- when you see a fat girl now, do immediately think it's Ruby (star of the reality drama Ruby)?

I can't stomach shots like I used to.

I want my fav teams to stop being the worst ever. Hey UGA football, Atl Braves, and the Jags, at least go back to being mediocre. You guys make my head hurt.

That girl from the Transformers is bad ass, and Even Steven is way funny.

High School football is more entertaining than Division II football.

Top 3 ways to eat peanuts are as follows: 3. Planters salted, 2. dry roasted, 1. Davis boiled

I'm leaning towards a tacky Christmas Party 2008....thoughts?

The Final Four

That's right and then there were four. FC Savannah weeded out all of the junk, and the top teams remain. Weazle's Eagles (11-3) takes on Irish Hurricanes (10-4) and the Frito Banditos (9-5) battle the All Bulldog Suspension Team (8-6).

I know Murray's brother, C. Murray aka C Murda aka the funny one, may have some trouble focusing this weekend, you know with graduating and all. P.S. congrats. The Frito Bandito's have been going straight bananas on the competition these days. We've sent you Labradoodle puppy dogs over to the intramural fantasy leagues to play soccer. Ha. The ABST has a slight lead over the Bandito's for the moment; it ain't gonna last brothers. Prediction: ABST is soft, but it definitely doesn't reflect on their owner. The Frito Banditos are loaded. A lot to a little. I win.

Weazle likes to drink and bear hug. And nobody likes that very much. The Irish Hurricanes have character. McNabb sounds Irish, but he plays for Weazle, so that could pose a problem. Jay Cutler is Brett Favre Jr., and he also plays for the Hurricanes. That's a good thing. This is your classic good vs evil, Red Sox vs Yankees if you will. I know Shane will get a laugh out of that one. Prediction: Weazle wins because that is just the way the story should go.

Weazle and Sims meet for the first time since the incident. Hollar.

Results

Not that any of you care, but I try to never miss a chance to boast about my accomplishments, regardless of how meaningless they may be to "the audience" of these blogs.

I beat a few of people that I really wanted to beat (Joe W and BRYAN's boy, Patrick O'Hayer) and finished with an average mile of around 7 minutes and 26 seconds. I placed in the top 150 of all age groups and 8th in my age group. Results

Donnie, would you please let us know what you think about running?

Official Transcript...

or just the things I want to hear when Jack and Shane take it to the air waves on Tuesday night.
"Hello friends"

"Not only is he great on the court, he's a great kid off the court."



"Ohhh Baby, Ohhhh Baby" - made popular by Duke Tango from And1 Mixtapes



"With a kiss!"



"Quite frankly..."



"Folks be sure not to miss Christmas Party 2008, 12/20/08."



"He reminds me of a young Mae Mae/McCurry/Rock/Dotson/Summerlin"



"That was an unbelievable behind the back dish; boy jack, that must bring back some fond memories."



"I sure am glad that he's apart the 400"



"This guy is something special"



"From way downtown..." or "From Thunderbolt..."



"Booyah"



Anything from NBA Jam



"Enfuego"



or anything from this list

RIP Billy Packer. Atleast I am going to miss you.

Taking suggestions of course

2 Weeks

Christmas Party 2008

Da na na na GO GATORS! jk lmao

Run Shane

Good luck tomorrow Shane; those Kenyans will be hungry in more ways than one. Remember, just finish. No one ever said you have to be a winner, just don't quit. No matter the outcome, I can name one person who will not be proud of you, Donnie. I've heard that, if the wind is right, you can hear Mitchell sipping his coffee and smoking his cigs all the way from the ports while you're on the bridge. Lovely. I hope you've been doing plenty of squats and lunges in preparation for tomorrow's trek. Some say that it's 80% mental. That's bullshit.

This guy has what it takes to run a 10K. This guy knows what fitness is about, just ask Louie. "His fuckin legs are the size of tree trunks, I sware to Christ."

Tomorrow, Murray = Prokop

How to Tackle Correctly in Football

Alright CWM and Bulldogs before you can hunker down, you gotta stop acting like puppy dawgs. Let's get back to the basics.

How to... fix a "flawed" system! (US College Futbol Edition)

I have been thinking about it for quite some time now, and I now know the best way to solve all of College Football dilemma's.... make it Professional Wresting Format.

Number 1 (and only) Rule: To be the best you have to beat the best.