Love ya '08 but I got to go

It's been a pretty good year, pretty pretty good. Mostly good, a few bad, and a couple of ugly moments. I guess Verne Lundquist would say, "Oh My!" As far as ME is concerned, it's been a fantastic year. Would you like to hear about my year? Super.

The Good. Let's start with NOLA 2008. Hands down the best trip of my life, and being that I'm out of college I probably don't have many fun years left. Road trip with best bros ever! New Orleans was completely lawless, and awesome. Did you know you can bath a stripper and pay for it. Hand Grenades are not only dangerous but tasty as well. It's cool that me and Jimmy Johnson are finally friends. I moved downtown and so far I have more friends. Tybee Island has had it's moments. Remember when Keenan fell asleep on the steps of Benny's? He sure doesn't. Back in the spring at Tybee, this forty year old said she thought I was really freaking interesting and she wanted to break my wiener off. Whatev trick. I'm pretty sure I know who my go to guy is for some cheap laughs...Murray! You are the best that 2008 has to offer my friend. Girls and Gas prices were at a premium in '08.

The Bad. Flag Football is hard. Did you know that you have to practice that shit to be good? We talkin bout practice. Practice? I do not have the athleticism, escapability, nor the dedication to be decent at that intramural sport, brothers. Murray thought he was Hannibal Lector one night. Poor Jack. I almost fought a black girl about a week ago. Trust me it was warranted. Applying to Graduate Schools isn't the coolest thing I've ever done. You make think you are in control of a certain situation, but wait until smarter people start asking questions. Whoops!!!

The Ugly. Christmas Party 2008, was a mess. I had a dance party with my 3 favs, 2 Hincheys and a Peg. How can this get ugly you ask? I don't remember. My roommate's gf was violated and nothing was done. Murray's champagne was swiped and nothing was done. Both of these crimes were committed by one man, a man possessed, Keenan. Just kidding friend, not really. Anybody watched the Big 10? Wow they suck. Sorry I'm getting off topic. One thing that isn't ugly...Peg, boy I miss her.

I'll leave you with this thought, if 2009 is anything like 2008 then I want to go to there.

Farewell 2008

Guys it has been a good year. I can't wait to see all of ya'll in 2009. In my opinion the official start of the New Year begins on January 2 for the Sugar Bowl, LET's GET THIS PARTY STARTED! I swear to God, if this party sucks, it is going to mean a shitty year; and Donnie it will be all your fault. Just kidding, make sure you got some crunchy tunes playing and punch and pie. Last night, I was pondering over what I wanted my New Year's resolution to be. Well, I want to accomplish a lot because that is how Big Dawgs roll. I want to resolve the dispute between Donnie and Shane (can't we all just get along fellas?). How about a pilgrimage to Mecca, nevermind lets go to Vegas. I am going to try to meet more lucky young ladies and spread the good news. I also and going to eat more fiber; you can't get enough. Guys, what can I say, it has been good knowing ya'll. If I do not see any of until next year, I am with ya'll in spirit. Go Falcons! Braves: lets do something this coming year. Notre Dame: you are going to get better. Dawgs: please just beat Florida and do not lose to Tech again. We need ya''ll to go back to the Sugar Bowl. GSU: we are going to win a national champioship. Stafford go to the draft. Moreno plase stay one more year. If I do not see any of you tonight. I will see at Donnie's for the fiesta.

Football

I want to talk football, pigskin, Emmitt Smith, Nick Lache's ex, the freakin gridiron. Let's go. As far as the NFL is concerned, my BFF Jack put it best, "After 20 weeks of preseason, the regular season begins today (two days ago)." Now, my biggest fist pump goes out to Atlien Falcons. I was a long time haterade dranker, but Atl has another team they can be proud of, the other being the Hawks. Oh you were thinking the Force and the Silverbacks? A mere difference of opinion.

The Falcons were led by a no name coach, an previously unproven running back, and the best rookie QB the game has seen. Coach Mike Smith, soon to be crowned CMS, is what this crap team needed. A defensive mind, crazy son of a bitch. This guy does more cheering on Sunday's than those pathetic fans in the bleachers. OK, OK, they have gotten better. Smith wants to be there, unlike Donnie's boy Petrino aka Mr. Breakmyheart. The players have obviously responded. Michael Turner has been unbelievable (word made famous by Murray). I think Gus Johnson said he is He Hate Me's step nephew in-law. On the fo real, he has been the arguably most productive player in the league, and should be in the final vote for MVP. Matt Ryan looks like the kind of kid you would meet at a CYO get together, then throw you a 60 yard bomb off his back foot at St. Michael's stadium for 6. These three have done way more than any Falcon fan -- weird combo of words I'm sure -- could ever ask.

As for the rest of the NFL... Adrian Peterson won't last more than 4 or 5 more years. He's the strongest runner I've seen, but that fool takin some big ol hits. The Bills need to move to the CFL, New York doesn't need 3 teams. The Lions probably would not win a game in the Big 10. Frank Gore and MoJo Drew are the most underrated players in the game. The Texans kinda remind me of Georgia. And why can't Vince Young win games no more? I know it's not for lacking a Vick like type of game. Check. It's gotta be a color issue. Solved, fuck you Jeff Fischer and all the narrow minded Davie Crockets/Daniel Boones in Tennessee.

Nothing that cool happened this season in college. Remember when the Heisman trophy was all but being shipped to Bourbon Street to meet Knowshon? That didn't pan out. AJ Green is something to feel pretty good about. I think it's just a matter of another season before the U is obnoxious and on top again. Then, and only then will I be able to rest easy. Charlie Weis and Notre Dame have shown they belong in Division I football for atleast one more year with that win over Hawaii. Georgia played Hawaii one time...Weis is like the gross fat chick that thinks she is the shit. The only thing that is special about you Charlie, is that you take shits the size of a normal person. You are fat, and it's gross. Hey wait, is that where all of your 5 stars are going? Enough of this. Texas got hosed, but I guess if you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.

My dream bowl matchups are as follows:
Cotton Bowl - Ole Miss v. Morehouse (winner takes the others' freedom away)
Sugar Bowl - UGA v. Texas Tech (first one to a 100 pts wins)
Orange Bowl - Carolina v. Alabama v. Florida (triple threat; 3 biggest a hole coaches in the game)
Fiesta Bowl - New Mexico State v. San Diego State (very festive)
Rose Bowl - USC v. Big Ten All Conference Team (go away big ten)
Championship - Utah v. Boise State (12-0 v 12-0, a fairytale game if you ask me)

My preseason Super Bowl picks were the Chargers and Eagles so right now I'm...

Cowboys are losing their edge. Trade TO, Romo, and Jessica Simpson for the first pick, and boom there you have the Lone Ranger himself, Matt Stafford in your freakin lap. Do it.



Super excited about Friday! I'm going to be listening to "When the Saint Go Marching In" the rest of the week.

Fav GA Cities...and reasons why

1) Tybee Island: beachbum parade,Big Kahuna, sand, breakfast club, tidal pools(no ponds), House of Lowe, House of Bell, YMCA, Randy Hatman, Andrew Jackson, Scandals, 4th of July, Sundaes, umbrellas, fishing, ballads, and Jaycee Park (My personal driving range), John COUGAR Mellncamp.
2) Savannah: St. Patrick's Day, downtown, Joey's House, Wet Willies, BC, Cancun, J. Christopher's, Shane's former house downtown, and Kevin Berry's
3) Athens: football games, downtown, girls sometimes believe my b.s., donnie's former residence, Barberitos, Little Italy, toppers, Kappa Alpha House.
4) Statesboro: football games (better luck next year Eagles), 190 octanes, skanky freshmen girls.
5) Augusta: the Masters, really nothing else, just did not want to put Atlanta in this list.

He Is Doing Ok. Thank God

According to Si.com, Charlie Weis had a successful surgery on his knee. It going to take more than a knee injury to knock this man down... maybe one to many twinkies might do the trick. Notre Dame is currently on a winning street, and will be carrying that momentum into next season.

It Was a Ghost!

Greatest South Park Characters:

1) Cartman

2) Butters

3) Randy Marsh

I Hope everybody had a swell weekend.

Seventies Saturday

You're welcome Jack.

Sweet Swing

Friday Evening Poetry Reading

55% of these niggas is fake, tha other 45% be handlin they weight
55% of these women is hoes, tha other 45% be playin they role
Mr. Officer, Mr. Officer, take these muthafuckin cuffs off of us
We kill nobody in this car, but us
And ridin on 20's is tha law for us
I ain't from France, but excuse my french
Fuck ya if ya hatin, nigga save that there
I been dealin wit u bitches from why way back then
Plus I kept a fire ducked off to lay back in
You say my momma played me and J be tight
Juvie takin care, so everything alright
Bitches see tha sliver Seraph wit tha phat ass pipes
Bein followed by some niggas on some bad ass bikes

I Got Mine

Merry Christmas everyone. Holidays are a special time for me; I find that the m & e (that's me) in Joey Sims (talent) gets magnified about ten fold. I know a lot of people like me, but I must bring just a little more cheer than others. My family thinks I'm the most interesting cat or doggy around, and well my friends think my beer just tastes better. Yes Uncle so and so I'm doin this and that, did I mention I'm an underdog story you can be proud of, which certainly is not the case of that Obama fella. Sure Murray, you can do a keg stand and mack on lil' Martha. Oh yeah, get her number while you're at it. Activity, brought to you by me. What can I say, I'm a giver of great things. But honestly, who gives and gets nothing in return these days? Oops, sorry Santa.

This has been a tremendous year for me, well everything but being the bridesmaid in FC Savannah once again. Seriously, a fucking kicker? Anyways, almost everything on my list to Santa came my way, except for that autographed pic of Skip Bayless. I put stars by the things I really wanted. One star being similar to the desire Jesse Palmer has for Herbstreit. Two stars being comparable to the excitement I have for the new reality series taking an inside look at fraternity life. Got em.

1. The Yankees to prove that money can buy happiness, well at least until opening day. - check
2. Mission Accomplished. - check
**3. An iPod. - fuckin crunchy check right there
*4. Donnie to stay in Athens for one more football season - :(
5. The Evolution of Andy Bernard - CHECK
**6. A reenactment of NOLA 2008 - looks like a check
7. An idea for another party - need help
8. Will the real Keenan please stand up? - ???
9. A Ruth's Chris, Five Guys, and Urban Outfitters all within a mile of each other. - sky rocketing cholesterol/killer threads check
10. Can I please just go to one movie theater on the weekend and actually be able to watch the movie. I'm sorry ma'am your cell phone convo can wait til after the film. I don't care if those jeans make you look fat or if you are thinking about hittin up Deja afterwards. WTF? Shut the fuck up. - the jury is still out
*****11. Last but not least, can all Vince Young do is some mop up duty in this Sunday's game? If not then me and Emmit finna bust some fool's head.



And to all a good night.

Bowl Game

It was good to see Notre Dame win a bowl game after a 14 year drought. Little Clausen had a great game. His older brother is still a prick. I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas.

Top 5 Greatest Golf Shots of 2008

Here are my Top 5 Greatest Golf Shots of the Year:
5) Mickelson shot under one tree, over another to win at Colonial.
4) Harringtons clutch par putt to win PGA Championship at Oakland Hills
3) Tiger's clutch putt at Torrey Pines to force 18 hole playoff with Rocco Mediate
* I wanted Mediate to win
2) Harrington's 235 yard shot into the wind, off a slope lie, to set up an eagle putt and secure
British Open Royal Birkdale.
1) Shane Murray's tee shot at the fourth hole at the par-3 course at TPC-Royal and Ancient
Crosswind Golf Course, Savannah, Georgia (September 2008). Playing in the final group with
former par-3 champions Joey Sims and Patrick Lowe. Shane stared down a 130 tee shot to a
pin set on the front right portion of the green, tucked behind a bunker. Shane pulls an 8-iron,
aims for the center of the green, and hits a 15 yard cut two feet from the hole. It set one of the
most memorable birdies in par-3 competion history, maybe in all of golf.

Screw Teixeira

Well, I use to like Mark Teixeira, and I did not mind when he went to the Angels. But of all teams, he decided to go to damn Yankees. I hope Jeter, A-Rod, Johnny Damon, and Teixiera all beat the hell out of each other because they all have huge egos and no balls. Merry Christmas to all.

#3

Good work men. Tentative date for Christmas Party '09 is December 19. Recap of last night still to come.

Great Party

Congrats to Joey on throwing an outstanding party lastnight. Donnie pulled his pecker out last night and tried to pee on Shane on the patio. Just want to let the big dawgs know that Hanukkah starts tonight at midnight, and we will be making Dradles over Murray's and eating Ge filte fish.
Have a lovely Sunday.

OMG

OMG you guys! I was totally freakin excited for Christmas Party Part Deux, but now I'm just freakin! OMG! We have so much stuff to do to prepare for the party, and don't even no where to begin. Wait, the party is off. I mean I asked the other members of the party planning to get white lights, and the got the f'in colored ones! What a bunch of idiots, and now this party is ruined. I wanted to get an assortment tray of veggies, meats, and fruit, but Publix lost my order. And now people might have to fend for themselves when it comes to food! Oh NO! I couldn't sleep last night because all I could think about was how much the party is going to blow. Worst. Party. Ever.

In my best Slic voice, "Ha". We have some big shoes to fill after last night, but last night was last night. Christmas Party cannot be rivaled, you want to know why? Ask me. Because we are celebrating the way God would like us to. Tonight is going to be a continuation of last year's @ Club 1308. Just a change in venue babies! I'm not making much of an effort, I know this man. I do pledge one thing, my friends you will wake up tomorrow and regret one thing you did Saturday night. And I mean that in the best way possible, from the bottom of my heart. Some members or honorary members are doing way too much, leaving room for 808's and Heartbreaks. Christmas is supposed to be about hanging out with your main bro's and ho's, listening to some crunchy tunes, and drinking brown liquor/keg beer. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, that's okay. I don't throw stones in this glass house.

A few rules:

DO NOT be tacky, this party is strictly for the grown and sexy.
DO bring some holiday cheer aka dollar bills.
DO NOT poop in the downstairs bathroom, that's just trashy.
GUYS keep it classy.
GIRLS come all ye faithful, and keep it skanky.

Hollar.

Friday Evening Poetry Reading

Bitch I'm coming live from the trunk and I thrive on the funk 'cause I'd rather die like a man than survive like a punk, I'm no coward, I'm 'dro-powered, you gettin Twin-Towered devoured - it's a shit-storm and you bout to get showered

From Broward county to Harris, Pasadena to Paris I embarrass niggaz on chrome wheels as big as the ferris 'cause there is, now way now how - I stay low-key, low-brow In that black on black on black in the 'lac 'cause I'm so wild I get, drunk off that, I'll be high off this I might pop one of those, it don't matter my nigga - I don't miss

They put me hot on list, where players are posted But them players we posted up on corners, when they say and get roasted And the prayer get toasted, 'cause I keep the flame on The face for the game on - leave a stain on anything I puts my name on Disrespect and the tech'll peck a player like Woody 'cause cain't nuttin keep a trill nigga down, ask Khujo Goodie

Happy Friday. ETA 23 hours and counting.

I Thought This was Funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw

If you dont think it is funny, then screw you. Just kidding Merry Hanukkah.
P.S. Congrats to my boy D. Bell on graduating tomorrow.

More Deeper Thoughts...

Phil Collins is the shit...

I just got a 45 song "Best of" triple disk. If anyone wants a copy (even you Bryan) let me know.

Just One More Reason Why SAV > ATL

http://savannahnow.com/node/637253

Auburn Hire = Great Decision

I applaud Auburn with their decision to hire Gene Chizik. Currently Auburn leads the Deep South's Oldest Rivalry 53-50-8. Georgia is 46-38-2 against Florida and is 59-39-9 against Georgia Tech. Hopefully Georgia will beat Auburn for the next couple of years and take the lead in their rivalry.

Grape Drank Soda

Chuck how you gonna let a chubby white dude impersonate you? Dat's terrible.

Barkley's done lost his mind....

The only thing Alabamians (?) are intolerant of are people who don't have a fiddle in their gosh darn band.Sir Charles seems to think different....

Thank You Mr. Sims

I would like to personally thanks Mr. Joey Sims(Esquire) for allowing me to join in his blog and contribute my thoughts. With great pride and passion, I will do my best to contribute to the "how to section." There are some Big Dawgs that are members to this site like Joey, Murda, and Donnie; and so I know I must step up to the plate.

I want to send my congrats to the BC basketball team for starting out 4-0 this season, and also to send a shout out to Jack for doing a hell of a job of calling the games. Hopefully we will be hearing you on ESPN radio one day Jack.

I also glad that Sam Bradford won the Heismen. Thank you Stafford for being a waste of talent and not winning a Conference Championship during your tenure at UGA.

1st edition on "How to Section" How can we settle the Tybee-Wilmington Island Debate: I think it should be an iron man match between Donnie and Shane (also a 2003/2004 class debate as well)
Event 1: One on One Basket
2: Potatoe Sack Race
3: Line Dancing
4: Karaoke Battle (must sing a Millie and Vanillie Song)
5: Thumb War
Must win 3 out of the 5 Events.

By the way i did not piss myself in that picture, I spilled a beer on my lap.

Ladies and Gentlemen...

Please welcome P Lowe to the blog! Mr. Lowe is a great friend and confidant. He is extremely knowledgeable in a variety of fields. Be on the look out for a few "how to" post from P -- "How to hook up and never call that trick back" and "How to hit a flop shot". We're glad to have you.

Megan Fox is really hot

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/meganfox/megan_fox_7.jpg

And now...deep thoughts

Shane and I did some rockin and rollin last night, so I didn't do much today. I watched the Bourne Ultimatum , Transformers, and I did some thinking. You brahs might find that a few are kinda weird, but doesn't that build character? Here are a few.


Tell me if any of you have this problem -- when you see a fat girl now, do immediately think it's Ruby (star of the reality drama Ruby)?

I can't stomach shots like I used to.

I want my fav teams to stop being the worst ever. Hey UGA football, Atl Braves, and the Jags, at least go back to being mediocre. You guys make my head hurt.

That girl from the Transformers is bad ass, and Even Steven is way funny.

High School football is more entertaining than Division II football.

Top 3 ways to eat peanuts are as follows: 3. Planters salted, 2. dry roasted, 1. Davis boiled

I'm leaning towards a tacky Christmas Party 2008....thoughts?

The Final Four

That's right and then there were four. FC Savannah weeded out all of the junk, and the top teams remain. Weazle's Eagles (11-3) takes on Irish Hurricanes (10-4) and the Frito Banditos (9-5) battle the All Bulldog Suspension Team (8-6).

I know Murray's brother, C. Murray aka C Murda aka the funny one, may have some trouble focusing this weekend, you know with graduating and all. P.S. congrats. The Frito Bandito's have been going straight bananas on the competition these days. We've sent you Labradoodle puppy dogs over to the intramural fantasy leagues to play soccer. Ha. The ABST has a slight lead over the Bandito's for the moment; it ain't gonna last brothers. Prediction: ABST is soft, but it definitely doesn't reflect on their owner. The Frito Banditos are loaded. A lot to a little. I win.

Weazle likes to drink and bear hug. And nobody likes that very much. The Irish Hurricanes have character. McNabb sounds Irish, but he plays for Weazle, so that could pose a problem. Jay Cutler is Brett Favre Jr., and he also plays for the Hurricanes. That's a good thing. This is your classic good vs evil, Red Sox vs Yankees if you will. I know Shane will get a laugh out of that one. Prediction: Weazle wins because that is just the way the story should go.

Weazle and Sims meet for the first time since the incident. Hollar.

Results

Not that any of you care, but I try to never miss a chance to boast about my accomplishments, regardless of how meaningless they may be to "the audience" of these blogs.

I beat a few of people that I really wanted to beat (Joe W and BRYAN's boy, Patrick O'Hayer) and finished with an average mile of around 7 minutes and 26 seconds. I placed in the top 150 of all age groups and 8th in my age group. Results

Donnie, would you please let us know what you think about running?

Official Transcript...

or just the things I want to hear when Jack and Shane take it to the air waves on Tuesday night.
"Hello friends"

"Not only is he great on the court, he's a great kid off the court."



"Ohhh Baby, Ohhhh Baby" - made popular by Duke Tango from And1 Mixtapes



"With a kiss!"



"Quite frankly..."



"Folks be sure not to miss Christmas Party 2008, 12/20/08."



"He reminds me of a young Mae Mae/McCurry/Rock/Dotson/Summerlin"



"That was an unbelievable behind the back dish; boy jack, that must bring back some fond memories."



"I sure am glad that he's apart the 400"



"This guy is something special"



"From way downtown..." or "From Thunderbolt..."



"Booyah"



Anything from NBA Jam



"Enfuego"



or anything from this list

RIP Billy Packer. Atleast I am going to miss you.

Taking suggestions of course

2 Weeks

Christmas Party 2008

Da na na na GO GATORS! jk lmao

Run Shane

Good luck tomorrow Shane; those Kenyans will be hungry in more ways than one. Remember, just finish. No one ever said you have to be a winner, just don't quit. No matter the outcome, I can name one person who will not be proud of you, Donnie. I've heard that, if the wind is right, you can hear Mitchell sipping his coffee and smoking his cigs all the way from the ports while you're on the bridge. Lovely. I hope you've been doing plenty of squats and lunges in preparation for tomorrow's trek. Some say that it's 80% mental. That's bullshit.

This guy has what it takes to run a 10K. This guy knows what fitness is about, just ask Louie. "His fuckin legs are the size of tree trunks, I sware to Christ."

Tomorrow, Murray = Prokop

How to Tackle Correctly in Football

Alright CWM and Bulldogs before you can hunker down, you gotta stop acting like puppy dawgs. Let's get back to the basics.

How to... fix a "flawed" system! (US College Futbol Edition)

I have been thinking about it for quite some time now, and I now know the best way to solve all of College Football dilemma's.... make it Professional Wresting Format.

Number 1 (and only) Rule: To be the best you have to beat the best.

Yepp, Thanksgiving

Hey guys, its early. Oh and forgive me, Mr. Turkey how are you? I couldn't sleep because I'm too excited! I'm a pretty humble guy, but I really like to show how humble I am from time to time. Sounds suspicious? I am being totally sincere! I want to share with you guys, a couple of things, that I am most thankful for. Maybe when I'm done, you guys can tell me what you are giving thanks for? That could potentially be kinda funny. Away we go!!


First off, I want to commend Brother/Coach Mark Richt. Thanks brethren, for putting Christianity before dominating,/impressive performances. Your team is a winner in God's eyes. I can only think of a few other Christian soldiers in the NCAA -- Timmy Tebow and those Mormons from Utah. I say big whoop. God loves humility and losers, and CMR is the next best thing. So keep on adopting those kids from the crappier Georgia; I swear it will translate on the "gridiron". Thanks.


I gotta wrap this thing up, wait that's what she said? Listen, I am thankful for Schiv and his steadfast resolve, (that was so Republican). I appreciate how cool he stays even though Murray takes his behind to the mother f'in cleaners on a daily basis. Yes, the cleaners. In the words of Jim Rome, 'I mean this isn't even a close one, hilarious'. I haven't seen Murray this fired up since he jacked up Deritter in physical education class. Yea, sneaks wit black socks. That shit is rough, but good on ya Schiv.


With a gobble gobble gobble...


Happy T'giving! Yea, abbreviations!

A great day to be a bandito

Sorry to leave my big dawgs (and schivera) hangin...

Last week as we all know, I failed to come through with my post about my Monday. The reason was two-fold, one, I just bought a laptop and the internet was not yet working, and two, the only thing that is more boring than my Monday is writing/reading about them. Also, Schivera suggested this, so how good of an idea could it be.


Instead I will leave you with a nice mental picture and perhaps a debate.

Tag Team Match:










AND

VS

AND

Rockin and Rollin

+

=

And all I needed was 2. Happy hunting

Oh They're Totally Gay Brah

I've got some bad news to pass along to you guys, Coldplay is breaking up. They were one of those bands that you always deny liking, except for me because I'm a man, I'm 23! Coldplay was labeled chic music, similar to the style of Trav Tritt. Sadly, it was better or greater to be alive yesterday than today. Hearing that Coldplay is parting ways got me thinking, and I was reminded of a few bands or singers that can be considered "guilty pleasures" for dudes such as us 'cause we all know there aren't any chickenheads reading this.

5. Dave Matthews Band, or more affectionately know as DMB. Theses guys epitomize frat brah butt grabbers, but Under the Table & Dreaming and Crash will always have a place in my heart. Who would've thought flutes, violins, and guitars could be so heady and romantic at the same time? Dave + Chickenhead = Activity.

4. Nelly Furtado is hot and she looks Indian. Never in a million years would I have thought that combo would work. I turn it to that shitty 97.3 just hoping to hear one of those badass songs.

3. Neil Diamond gets a bad rap, I think. He gets put in that same category as Barry Manelow and that sucks. Neil has some really good songs. So what if old people like him; hey old people also like the Fairmont... I mean Saving Silverman was basically a tribute to him, and much deserved if you ask me.

2. Shakira has always been very honest, even here hips don't tell stories. She resurrected the career of Wyclef, which was sweet of her. Every time I hit the club I'm lookin for 2 things: this song and some ho that kinda looks like her. WHATTT!

1. JT, but which JT am I talking about? Is it Hinchey or Justin Timberlake? It doesn't really make a difference 'cause they're basically the same person, but for musics' sake I'll stick with Timberlake. He is pretty much everything a guy want to be, and he can sing like a 15 year old girl when he tries hard. The shitty thing is, girls like him even more when he sings like that! WTF brahs? Girls, I would treat you just as bad if you would just give me a freakin chance!

Applause, Applause, Applause

Good One

Our friends from 'rado may have HIT ONE OUT OF THE PARK. Yeah that pun was so intended.

Enter in the d-bag fans: "Oh no, High School Musical is sacred ground!"

Sorry princesses, but HSM 1-3 ain't where it's at. "If I wanted a kiss I would have asked your mom." - Murray!!!!

** Edited to say the man is really trying to bring us down.

OIF is BACK!!! Happy Birthday Buzz!!!

Buzz Troughton is 23!

I hope it's a good birthday for this big dog. And Kevin, if he finds out you're going through his personal stuff, then he will come out and pound you!

Back in the Saddle

Murray warned your asses and now we're back fools. I'm pretty sure we've gotten over that case of writer's block that put us on the shelf for a bit. Murray and I have been working on some ideas, yes he is pulling his weight. This hiatus has given me time to think, and I have noticed that there are quite a few haters of OITO. We're the little blog that could, a working man's blog if you will. Sure, we may not use correct grammar all of the time (don't agrue w/ me murray), but we're much classier. I have a list of the top enemies of this blog, and our domination of them starts TODAY.

I get it, you're super talented and great looking, but we all need a break from you. Even Flutie is sick of you, and he need all the help he can get. Stop stealing Herbstreit's thunder. And another thing, just because you're JP doesn't give you the right to wear white after Labor Day. Jeez what a Gator.



Yeah he may look like a true southern gentleman, but I'm sorry to say that chivalry is dead. Schivera has been out to sabotage OITO from day one. I've tried to overlook some things,but enough is enough. You will never break Shane Murray's spirit, Schivera. Lay off. Friday Night Lights isn't real.

Look Ray, I mean Jamie, you have brought this one on yourself. You are the reason Georgia is never on my mind. You are the reason I didn't vote for Obama, yeah I said it. Stop trying to ruin our lives with your bull. If you want to be perceived as talented, you should model yourself after somebody like this: SNL - Brian Fellows

Last but certainly not least, in fact he's probably the biggest threat/enemy, it's that mother f'er Scary C. Sorry but no pic is available. Given the opportunity, I know you would drop bombs on me. So I'm returning the favor. All I want to say is welcome to America. And since this is America not only can I begin a sentence with and, but I can end it by saying late night kids are lame and toasters are dangerous. Wormsleow will never be as good as the Courtney Bros., especially with that weak ass set list from the other night! So go ahead, try and snipe me. I ain't afraid of nobody, well except for Lesnar.

Yahhh!

Fight Night

From HBO:

WCB: WLADIMIR KLITSCHKO VS. SULTAN IBRAGIMOV

An international blend of heavyweight title action, Saturday February 23rd on HBO.

The first heavyweight unification title fight since 1999 highlights a special evening of boxing-oriented programming when World Championship Boxing: Wladimir Klitschko vs. Sultan Ibragimov, Saturday, Feb. 23 (9:30 PM. ET/ 6:30 PM PT) from New York's Madison Square Garden. The fight will be available in HDTV, as well as closed-captioned for the hearing-impaired and presented in Spanish on HBO Latino.

Other HBO playdate: Feb. 24 (9:30 AM)

Wladimir Klitschko (49-3, 44 KOs), from Kiev, Ukraine, has been storming through the heavyweight ranks for the past two years. Now he puts his title on the line against fellow title-holder Sultan Ibragimov (22-0-1, 17 KOs) of Russia. Though Klitschko is a year younger than the 32-year-old Ibragimov, he has more than double the pro experience. Klitschko's last appearance in the Garden was a convincing KO over Calvin Brock in fall 2006, the first time he headlined at the Mecca of boxing.

Both fighters have enjoyed success at the Olympics. At the 2000 Summer Games in Sydney, Ibragimov captured a silver medal, while Klitschko secured a gold medal in the 1996 Summer Games in Atlanta.

Wow

I didn't see all these. The dunk where Dwight Howard banks it off the backboard then dunks it with one hand might be the most badass dunk ever.

You're Welcome, Joey!

Saw this just a minute ago. Look how retarded franky and donnie look.

It's Back

Dwight Howard is your 2008 NBA Dunk Contest Champion.

Go Dale Go

I got a phone call from A. Morgan, a friend of the blog, last night. "Did you see Junior last night? This is his year!" Sadly, I missed those 175 miles of excitement, but I think there's more to NASCAR than meets the eye. We can learn a lot from the NASCAR community, and we could teach them a thing or two as well. NASCAR fans could show us how to transform a overheated radiator into a grill for tailgating, and then we could take the time to teach them how to spell radiator. So, it's give and take. I had my chance to mingle with the necks this week in Daytona, but a new job has forced some unwanted responsibilty on me. I would love to drink Budweiser right along side folks named Ricky, Butch, Tammy, and Misty, but it ain't gonna happen. So to you true NASCAR fans out there, we do have one thing in common, my name also ends in Y. Shake 'n bake.

The Great White Hype

I love black people, especially the ones that play sports. However, I can't help but get excited about a white kid going to play running back at The University of Michigan. Sam McGuffie rushed for over 3,000 yards and 43 tds when he was a junior. He must have come down with a terrible case of Senioritis in his final high school season as he rushed for a mere 1,700 yards and 24 tds. These numbers don't seem white at all. Very Akeeno/Dre'-esk if you ask me. Keep in mind this was all done in the great state of TEXAS!! What a southern boy. Breath.

Top Five: Super Sunday Edition

Can you feel it? Yeah, it itches and burns alittle, but don't worry the Super Bowl is finally here. This is a special edition of Top 5 Friday, on Sunday. I figure if Mike & Mike can work on Sunday, why not me?

Top 5 things to eat on the big day:

5. Ronnie's Cheeseburger, Fries, and Chocolate Shake. Make sure you go through the drive-thru because girls won't like you very much if you smell like chicken fingers.

4. A foot long American Army sub from my ethnic friends at Baldinos

3. Papa's BBQ sandwich and Brunswick stew. Papa's > Carey Hilliards > Stickey Fingers

2. Combo of durkee hot/lemon pepper/texas pete and butter wings from Coach's

1. A whole fried chicken from Johnny Harris. No contest.

Can I get a side of ranch with that? A southern boy's best friend, a ranch fountain:

Randy Mossin It

Let's be real for a second, Randy Moss is pretty good. He's always been dubbed a cancer to any team's locker room, but he and the Patriots have been all smiles. Moss will become a free agent shortly after Super Bowl XLII, and the Robert Kraft Empire might not have enough in the bank to resign the once "troubled" receiver. This may leave the door wide open for some willing and able teams. I think you know where I'm going with this.

Randy has made it clear that it is all about the money. He'll likely get his ring this year with the Pats, and then he'll start looking for that long term deal. The Patriots can't afford to pay a top pick and Mr. Smack My Bitch Up. Enter the Jacksonville Jaguars. The Jags have already expressed interest in Moss. And we all know Moss is interested in those dollar signs. Think about it, Jacksonville is known for their tall (6'4+) receivers, but that's all they are. Reggie Williams decided to emerge as a pretty good target, who can get to the endzone. Ernest Wilfork gets a collective meh, and Matt Jones needs to go play in the Canadian Football League. They are a small market team, but they have a ton of money to spend. Let it be known, I have jumped on the Jacksonville bandwagon.



Look for the Mel Kiper III draft board in the coming weeks.

Fact: Giants are far superior to Patriots. It's widely accepted that Giants are more gifted in hand to hand combat and tactical operations.

Dwight's Pick: Giants over the Pats, 31-27

How they do that? Good question, and we'll have to watch on super Sunday.

Party @ Club 1308

It May Be Too Close To Call

Hello friends. I haven't seen you all in quite a while. I've missed you. Here are some of Bodogs odds for the 2009 BCS National Championship. I know what you're saying, "Isn't it a bit early?" Well, kinda, but shut up.

Notables

- USC @ 3-1
- Florida, Georgia, and The Ohio State @ 6-1
- Oklahoma @ 8-1
- Missouri @ 20-1 (Carrel_Fan's dark horse)
- Notre Dame @ 60-1 (A sure thing)

Pregame Meal

Cowboys - 35
G Men - 26

POLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (first post by DB)

Hey friends. Don here. This is my first post on here, and it is a simple poll.


Who is the HOTTEST Hinchey?

The Good, The Bad, And The UNBELIEVABLE

First of all, thanks LSU for beating the Big 10. As most of you can see, CLM was torn between the trophy and his bff CJT. LSU did exactly what they wanted last night, and that was run the ball straight up the middle and then play action. Ohio State killed themselves with stupid penalties.


Let the debate continue. Who is the best team in the NCAA? I'm not quite sure. Michael Adams may be attempting to save face or may he genuinely wants that 8 team playoff (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3186232). There were too many good teams in college football this season. There wasn't a truely great team out there. I think the first step is the plus 1 system. My top 4 teams, going into the bowl games, were as follows: 1. LSU, 2. Georgia, 3. Ohio State, and 4. USC. Georgia would have faced USC in the plus one game. Sounds like something you would be interested in? Me too.


Television ratings for these BSC games weren't very good. That may have something to do with them being televised on FOX, but that cannot be confirmed. Fox needs to stick with NASCAR and the NFL, and maybe a baseball game every now and then. Fortunately for the PAC 10 and Big 10, FOX will carry the BCS games through 2009-10. Yay. I spoke to a personal friend, Jimmy Johnson, or JJ as I like to call him. He told me he was quite concerned about how big Thom Brenneman's body is in comparison to his head.

What did you guys do for New Years? I had a good time, at least I think I did. Wait, it was unbelievable!!! New Orleans is easily top 5. We've had enough time to let the trip sink in a bit, and now for a little recap. I saw 8 boobs, and now know that the strippers are very clean. You can actually witness/partake in their shower time. Donnie is top 5 most southern people I have ever met, and that Kenny Roger's song now comes to mind..."You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, Know when to walk away and know when to run." Taco Bell is not a crowd pleaser and that hurts my feelings. A bit of advice, if a drunk native Atlantian tells you, "Go Dawgs", say it back or else sparks will fly. I said go Dawgs, you just didn't hear me you uncultured fuck. It was apparent that my weapon of choice was the F word. I decided the night before the trip that I would try and say it as much as possible. I said fuck 107 times and Murray said shit 99 times. Crown me!!

NFL Picks Results Finale

A couple of weeks late, but I was trying to build the suspense. The winner is...

1. Donnie, 78-59
2. Joey, 76-62
3. Andrew, 71-68
4. Shane, 61-77
5. Jack, 60-79


Hooray for D! See you next year. Love you, got to go.