Thursday, April 30, 2009
Money Talks
Let's face it, I'm better than you. I get money and much more than you can. I buy stuff -- cars, trucks, vans, and trains. Yeah, trains. They get me places. Have you ever seen one of these? BORING!!! I don't drive it. I act like a gentleman in this shit. That's my place in the background. It's a cottage, not a house. I don't drive American, that shit just ain't ballin or southern. I drive German.
I don't mean to just talk about me, but these fingers get out of control. On some real talk though, how do you think I got so many girlfriends? Spending that cheddar!!! We go to the Applebees, I order the right side of the menu. We leave before the food gets to the table, cause that stuff is for the birds and poor people.
Seriously, I may not save my money like Scrooge McDuck, but I did set some aside to purchase some manners and a good haircut. Let me tell you, the haircut was worth it. Ha, you were probably expecting a "My new haircut" link, weren't you? That's where the manners have come in to play. Idiots.
I have become the complete person. The total package, if you will. My mission is to make others around me better. Bet you're asking, 'Hey, how you do dat?' I intend on beating everyone down, mentally and emotionally. Make you see your true, low life self. You'll thank me later, I'm sure. But I'll be too busy living the good life.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
WOW!
Four college classes left
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
The Final 4
Movers Bracket Final
#5 Elaine
vs.
#6 Shane aka Lil Red
The Shakers Bracket Final
#1 Michael Jackson
vs.
#6 Rodney Dangerfield
Monday, April 27, 2009
FHM releases Hottest 100 Babes
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Snuffy's Wedding Rehearsal Recap
Friday, April 24, 2009
Kiper III
I'm not necessarily a Draft junkie, I prefer NyQuil. You follow certain players and their college careers more closely than others. Naturally, it's great to see these players move one step closer to reaching their ultimate goal. And then there's the players that you can designate as the train wrecks waiting to happen. Those are fun to watch too.
This isn't a draft board or a mock draft or even a mock board. No, this is just a list of players that I have really enjoyed watching for 2+ years, and my guess/hope as to where they end up.
1. Pat White has always been really fun to watch. Turns out, he's a pretty good passer at the college level. Not much of a chance to be an every down QB, but man he could cause some problems in the Miami wildcat. He'll certainly be around in the 2nd and maybe 3rd or 4th.
2. I think the Texans and Moreno would be a pretty good fit. It's not going to happen, but that passing attack sure could use a "do-it-all" back to change things up. Worst case scenario, he gets shipped to Indy. May not get a lot of touches, but he might get a ring.
3. Mohammed Massaquoi and dropped balls were smushed into the same sentence quite often. When he wasn't dropping passes, he was making really big plays. The Bears just got Cutler. He needs someone to throw to. Hey Cutler, throw it to Massaquoi. Go head Massaquoi get that ball and that money!
4. Percy Harvin likes to smoke weed. The Bengals really have this thing for repeat offenders. Like a glove.
5. Jared Cook ate Georgia's lunch in 2008. Ric wouldn't even attempt to CS this dOde. Before the Falcons got Tony "I'm not that old. I can still dunk over the goal post." Gonzalez, Cook seemed like the right fit. Prove me wrong Falcons.
This, of course, is another reason why I'll be watching tomorrow:
In Honor of the Draft
Georgia was the first school to have multiple #1 draft picks:
Frank Sinkwich, 1943, Detroit Lions
Charlie Trippi, 1945, Cardinals when they were still in Chicago.
With the addition of Harry Babcock in 1953, Georgia was the 2nd school to produce 3 #1 draft picks. The first school was Notre Dame. Harry went to the 49ers. N
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Thoughts on Cannon
I have always been a supporter of BC and it's values. Synonymous with Benedictine is Coach Cannon. His methods may have not always been polite and pleasing to eyes and ears, but he cannot be accused of being half-hearted. He loved and respected BC. He wanted his Cadets to love and respect BC.
The man commanded respect. When a classroom felt nothing less than chaotic, complete silence fell over the room when Cannon entered. Yes, we will always wonder what was in that cup, but he never missed an opening to comment on a questionable move on someones part. He was exactly what I needed when my smartass years began. One foot straight to the ass, followed by that shit eating grin and a wink while I walked in A Wing. I knew exactly what he meant, and I was never a disruption in Senorita's class again.
As far as sports are concerned, I was never coached by him. I cannot say what type of teacher he was. From a spectator's view, he was in his element. I'm sure he kept practises and the classroom very interesting, in his own right. With Cannon leaving in the manner that he did, I am sad and disappointed. It makes me sad that with him gone, BC loses a part that makes it so special and now threatens to become just another private school in Savannah. He's a Savannah legend. No student should ever forget the stories that have been shared about CTC. Those stories are part of what makes Benedictine like no other. I will always shake his hand and call him Coach.
ESPN: Lions working on deal with Stafford
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Coach Mark Richt on ESPN
http://espn.go.com/college-football/
My Bad
So, his next direction was my wallet. "Yo, lemme get a 5 for my troubles." Your tone is all wrong, no wonder you landed in jail. I give the typical white response of, "Sorry, no cash." He huffs and puffs as I walk away. Oh snap, I forgot that your CS payments are actually my problem, and shit on me for not carrying a map of Savannah's homeless shelters. Don't ask me for $5, at least ask for $500 because your not getting squat either way. If you ask for the latter, it looks like your making an effort to pay the child support.
In conclusion, Wild Wing sucks. None of this would have happened if I hadn't ventured down there tonight. Thank goodness I didn't need a map to get home. We had another Genser sighting.
The Shakers Quarterfinal
vs.
#4 Sisqo
Old school vs. middle school.
#2 Farley
vs.
#6 Rodney Dangerfield
This is what Dancing with the Stars had in mind when they created that show.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Stick n Move
- In case you missed it, Rock of Love Bus w/ everyone's fav Bret Michaels wrapped up. Bret will be sure to continue to wrap "it" up as he selected Penthouse model "Taya". The chemistry just seemed to be there from day one. Super happy for these kids.
- Why is KG always mean muggin? What do he have to be so mad about. Ouch, my knee hurts. That's not anybody else's fault, bra. And stop saying G-damnit and mother-f this and that, ALL OF THE TIME. I thought you were an "ambassador" to the game; a game whose players don't always have the best reputation, fair or not. I get the, "hey, let me show everyone I've got passion", but you look like a child. Since I know you are reading this and taking it all to heart, so I'll end there.
- Stafford is a good kid. Let's hope for the best during his time in Detroit.
- I know the Falcons have turned the corner with Matt Ryan and the new look team behind him. Now that they're not flying under the radar (sorry for that one), it'll be interesting to see if the good offseason decision making continues in the draft and/or free agency market.
- Marijuana isn't that bad. I did it once or twice. Every now and again, I would slip up and forget where I was.
- This probably hurt:
- Lastly, BMBS really got me thinking. Boy, I'm really going to miss my friends when I move. I hope no one up in Augusta thinks I'm a terrorist.
Mock Draft
1) Detroit : Matthew Stafford, QB, Georgia
2) St. Louis: Andre Smith, OT, Alabama
3) Kansas: Aaron Curry, OLB, Wake Forrest
4) Seattle: Mark Sanchez, QB, USC
5) Cleveland: Brian Orakpo, OLB, Texas
6) Cincinnati: Eugene Monroe, OT, Virginia
7) Oakland: Michael Crabtree, WR, Texas Tech
8) Jacksonville: Jason Smith, OT, Baylor
9) Greenbay: B.J. Raji, DT, Boston College
10) San Francisco: Aaron Maybin, OLB, Penn State
Expert Cinema
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Great Expectations
Here come the Hawks. The excitement of that Boston series has carried over and led them to where they now. This is an athletic, very young team that plays pretty good D (10th Overall in Opp PPG and FG%), and at times look like an Eastern Conference contender.
Opening the playoffs with DWade and the Heat is a really tough draw. He seems to show up and win at will, and shutting him down will be the obvious key to victory. Here's the problem, the Hawks play solid team defense, but no one has ever accused Joe Johnson, Josh Smith, etc... of being "lock-down" defenders. So who is going to step up? Maybe the better question is, can anyone step up? We shall see. Keep him out of the lane and off of the foul line -- easier said than done.
Miami isn't very big, so Atlanta should look to play inside-out. Feed Horford the ball and get the Heat in quick foul trouble. Joe Johnson and/or Mike Bibby will continue to carry the offensive load, but they'll need some production from a pretty decent bench. Josh Smith will get his double/double. I'm still trying to find reasons not to pick Atlanta, but no glaring red flags come up. Without question, the East is Lebron's for the taking, but Atlanta could still have a say in the matter. Let's get through Miami first.
Tonight's game: Heat 88, Hawks 94
Hawks in 6
This series and the NOLA/Denver series are deemed OITO Approved Must See TV.
Piggy What? Piggy Who? PiggyBack
Saturday, April 18, 2009
The Movers Quarterfinal
#1 Travolta
vs.
#5 Elaine
This could be the end of the road for E, unless Don has something to do with it.
#2 JT
vs.
#6 Shane
There's some bad blood between these two. Probably stems from JT's lil sis and nothing to do with dancing.
Friday, April 17, 2009
No Love for OITO
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
The Shakers Bracket
#1 Michael Jackson (2:30)
vs.
#8 Starsky
The Prince of popsicles takes on some of the most energized 3 minutes you'll ever come across. That's what she said.
#4 Sisqo
vs.
#5 Soulja Boy Pooh
A dream matchup.
#3 Shakira
vs.
#6 Rodney Dangerfield
Dangerfield to Shakira: "You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
Shakira responds: "Que?"
#2 Swayze vs. #7 Farley
Ay o, o ay
The Mystery of the Weazle
Who the F is the new guy?
I've got a few ideas on who the weazie may be.
1. Schiv is still pissed about those immature posts like this, and sent one of his cronies to the good guy blog to make it suck. Shiv, if this is so then please retract your weasel and accept this peace offering. I never wanted it to turn out like this. OITO was created simply as a compliment to OIA. You and your intimidation tactics are too much for us to handle. You're wicked smart, and your big boy rhetoric frightens me. By the way, I learned the word rhetoric from you. Please rethink all of this before you strong-arm this mom and pop blog right into the ground. Of course, if you didn't create the weazle, then forget everything I just said. XOXO!!!
2. I may have had too much to drink this weekend, and I invited Scary to join us. Whoops! I guess the joke is finally on me. Look on the bright side, his weekend recaps will probably rival those of Mr. Swarz, with all of the late nightness and what not.
3. It's Pattycake.
4. No stupid, it's this guy:
All this drama
Monday, April 13, 2009
The Movers Bracket
#1 John Travolta
vs.
#8 the Chicago Bears
Travolta seems like a shoe-in, but you gotta give the Fridge and the rest of the guys a chance. The complexities of Travolta's moves and outfit are the ying to the Bears' shuffle yang.
#3 Missy Elliot
vs.
#6 Shane
I know what your thinking, not another video of Shane making a fool of himself. Well, yes it is, but aren't home movies incredible? Missy can work it though...
#4 Kevin Bacon
vs.
#5 Elaine
KB will look to separate himself from Elaine by a few degrees, but I think this one is going to be closer than the experts think.
#2 JT
vs.
#7 Ellen
Ha
Weekend Recap
Went to Cancun with Shane, Jack, Andrew, and Jody. It was good, but I ended up having stomach troubles later that night. After eating, we proceeded to go throw rocks at the globe. Man, I have not done that in 15 years, and it is still very fun. Got a call from Slic at 3:30 am, sorry I did not answer dude.
Saturday:
Went to work on such a nice day. Watch the Masters at work, and text McCarthy through the tournament. We were both pissed at the leaderboards. Talk to Slic and Slic Jr.(Fender) a couple of times on the phone. Fired Rick's ass(got 'em), but he fired me back. Then I went to my sisters's 21st birthday party and had a blast. I have never seen so much Hannah Montana shit it my life. I know Jack was happy. Notable v.i.p.s in attendance...Donnie, Murray, Jack, Joey, Andrew, Andrew Morgan, Brandon, Kyle, Peggy, Mali, Danielle, and others. Thanks guys for coming. I had a blast and drank my ass off. Lil' sis had great time too.
Sunday:
Woke up not feeling too good. Help the parents clean up. P-Mac called and gave me update up what was happenned in the ATL; and some shit went down I hear. Went to Easter lunch with the family, and watched the final round of the Masters. Not going to comment any more on that subject. U.S. Open is at Bethpage in two months. Come home and check the blog, and there is this Weazle fucker who is now part of our blog. I think it is either Andrew Morgan, Brandon, or Rick's super hero alter ego.
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Dance Off!!!
Two brackets. Sixteen dancers. One Winner. Lots of servage.
Round 1 kicks off tomorrow with movers and shakers.
What the H-E double hockey stick?
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Masters Over/Under
Trivia question: Since Bobby Jones founded the Masters, here is a trivia question about him. Why did Bobby Jones never win a PGA championship?
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
GO GATOR
Gradulation on the BSBCS Championship. Some of the best defense plays I seen.
Not sure if you've seen this yet. Thanks P. Bunger for bringing my attention to this.
Greatest Master's of the last 10 years: Mickelson 2004
Top 10 Master's of the last 10 years:
1) Phil Mickelson 2004 - his 1st major; most exciting Masters
2) Tiger Woods 2005 - chip in at 16, won in playoff over Dimarco
3) Tiger Woods 2001 - won 4 majors in a row with this win
4) Phil Mickelson 2006 - won the previous week by 13 strokes
5) Tiger Woods 2002 - also won 2002 U.S. Open
6) Vijay Singh 2000 - Tiger won the next three majors that year
7) Jose Maria Olazabal 1999 - last year Greg Norman was in contention
8) Mike Wier 2003 - 1st lefty to win
9) Trevor Immelman 2008 - second South African to win
10) Zack Johnson 2007 - most boring Masters I ever watched
New Question
Monday, April 6, 2009
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
To do or Not to do (weekend edition)
- Make sure my employer thinks I'm going to Augusta to find a place to live for school
- Leave my mark on Days Inn
- Barberito's
- Get chopped by Ric, but then see Ric get frog splashed by JC
- make it rain at Toppers with PL (forecast is for 90% chance)
- Listen to EW&F's "September" atleast 10x on the drive up
- Make 3 successful bets
- write a complaint to the Red & Black about Peach's hours
- reintroduce myself to Hwy 15 and walk inside Dairyland just tell them I'm going to Ronnie's to get a milkshake and Sonic to get a chili-cheese coni
- see Dora again and explain to her what happened that night
Not to do:
- K'bobs or Larry's
- ride in a backseat
- make it rain into a 32oz big gulp
- listen to Eagles or Van Halen
- piss off my friend Schiv
- go to Augusta on an Athens trip
- run to the bars from Days Inn
- crown the Braves
- wake up PL because I'm on the phone
- say got em
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Athen's Weather Forecast
Friday - high 66/low 43 mostly sunny, 20% chance of rain
Saturday - high 74/low 48 mostly sunny, 10% chance of rain
Both days - 100% chance of Hurricane Schwarz
We are not eating at the K'bob place, atleast I am not.
Blogger is Shutting Down
Except Donnie. He's kicked off for lack of ACTIVITY.
Article
PGA Tour F-Bombs
The PGA tour is pondering whether to mic all the caddies to make the tournaments more interesting for the viewers. I hope they do it because it would be cool to here the discussion going on about shot selections and what club to hit; but to also catch the commentary of a player after hitting a bad shot.